🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

It'd be weirder to cancel those plans. Mald probably has another fan lined up he intends to fuck, too.

Imagine being a Mald fan and going to Twitchcon only to end up with not just AIDS, but Super Ferret AIDS. Speaking of, is he leaving Shaye at home to take care of the death camp while he goes on a forced fuck spree? Not very based of you Fagtree.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Mald is basically persona non grata now right ? Why is he still going to Twitchcon ?

He's a narcissist and a sociopath.

He can barefoot dryhump a few cultists while talking about himself and blizzard most likely.
He's going to get a ton of free drink cards and everyone knows twitch is where people are loose with alcohol and druggings frequently happen.
So Mald is probably in for a good time helping himself.

 

[Aidan]

He's a narcissist and a sociopath.

He can barefoot dryhump a few cultists while talking about himself and blizzard most likely.
He's going to get a ton of free drink cards and everyone knows twitch is where people are loose with alcohol and druggings frequently happen.
So Mald is probably in for a good time helping himself.

That's a good point, Twitch Con should use sippy cups so no one gets drugged. You know, like Mald does in his own house.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

That's a good point, Twitch Con should use sippy cups so no one gets drugged. You know, like Mald does in his own house.

If he's worried about people getting drugged in his house, why the fuck is he even hosting a party where that would happen in the first place?

 

[my penis is on fire]

If he's worried about people getting drugged in his house, why the fuck is he even hosting a party where that would happen in the first place?

Because Blizzard. There were sex things happening in that company that could make a Cenobite blush. They were doing that shit before the concept of transgenderism even existed

 

[Forklift Certified]

Mald is basically persona non grata now right ? Why is he still going to Twitchcon ?

So he can claim his vacay at twitchcon as a business expenses on priatesoftware INC dime...

And mald next line will be [insert jojo meme here] "Insane behavior bud, its all comes out of my own pocket"

nigger the caveat is, your pocket == company pocket.

 

[Lambda]

it's poetic.. the twitch con is going to twitchcon

In reality we'll see/hear nothing about it because nobody will associate with him and he's not the type to walk around with a camera because he doesn't have np++ with his l33th4x0r matrix color scheme and his boom mic covering up his chinception with fucked up EQ to carry around with him. He won't be on anyone else's stream except in the background.

 

[Billy Bong]

Bro fell off, hard.
I guess AKG (Actively Killing Games) was not the way. He saw Ross as an easy target and got introduced to old school cool, and the whole world hating him.
He can always fall back on Ashes of Creation. I'm sure they still love him there.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Any guesses on what mald will say on the twitchcon fiasco? Will he gnomeguard dan clancy or will he lambast him?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Any guesses on what mald will say on the twitchcon fiasco? Will he gnomeguard dan clancy or will he lambast him?

I'd be surprised if he comments anything beyond a sentence.
He's too busy on the prowl himself hunting down drunk twinks and pooners.

 

[MaldingFerret]

Any guesses on what mald will say on the twitchcon fiasco? Will he gnomeguard dan clancy or will he lambast him?

Given that the thot hates Mald, he'll cock gurgle clancy's balls till the end of time.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Given that the thot hates Mald, he'll cock gurgle clancy's balls till the end of time.

The thot hates mald? Why?

 

[MaldingFerret]

The thot hates mald? Why?

Check out yt-dlp and Archival Tools (also linked in the Forum Guidelines section), but I got you on this one.
steakeggsPS.mp4
Fun watch!

She thought he was being unreasonable condemning a new player and in general most of her friends were in the guild during the incident. Asmond is the only person to defend Mald but I think she convinced him that it probably was a bad idea because after this Asmond's video was a lot more negative than usual about Mald.

 

[my penis is on fire]

This thread was the reason I made an account here one year ago. What am I doing with my life. Jason “Pirate “Maldavius “Thor” Figtree” Software” Hall for Lolcow of the Year

 

[Professor Donger]

The rapid decline of his channel really needs to be studied.

 

[Billy Bong]

I hope he's enjoying his furry parties at Twitchcon and we get to hear all about them.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Ferret Luna down as per Shaye

Spoiler: Tweet Transcript

Friday evening we said goodbye to Luna. This past Thursday she was acting a bit off but nothing extremely concerning, but by Friday morning when I woke up to check on her she was very clearly unwell so I took her to the emergency exotic vet. Upon visual examination she was very pale but still bright and alert / responsive, but by Friday evening blood work showed she was in severe, acute liver failure and we let her go as at the time it was very highly likely she had aggressive cancer within her spleen and liver based off their appearance on ultrasound, to a degree where there wouldn't be enough time to fix anything. Today the vet who saw her performed a necropsy at my request, and subsequently is sending out samples to histopathology for analysis, but based off her observations it's very likely that Luna succumbed to Hemangiosarcoma, which is a silent, quick killer in animals. It pops up very rapidly and usually takes them in 1-3 days after development with no signs until it's too late. Even if found early, there is no treatment. I'm sorry I didnt post an update sooner but I wanted some form of confirmation of what happened before I did so. Luna came to us with Odie of September of last year and was around 8 years old. Luna was so loved, she lived for her little junky stick treats and was so persistent in her begging for them. She will be very missed!

https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1980048808613691544/ / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/byGTN archive

 

[Aidan]

I hope he's enjoying his furry parties at Twitchcon and we get to hear all about them.

In Mald's world he's the one approaching a fan and being inappropriate.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Luna succumbed to Hemangiosarcoma, which is a silent, quick killer in animals

Repeated ass rapings will do that to you. At this rate all the prisoners will be dead before the deathcamp is erected. They should be so lucky.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I hope he's enjoying his furry parties at Twitchcon and we get to hear all about them.

"I don't know what to tell you, it was insane behavior, a ferret came up to me at Twitchcon and lodge itself right up my ass like it was some kind of bathroom gnome. I was assaulted and no one is talking about it. What do you mean? No, I didn't put it up myself, in this house the ferrets do that themselves. That's how it was done during my seven years at Blizzard." - Maldy.