DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
JohnRedcorn said:
2 disaster “horror style” streams in a row. Barely 1 hour of gameplay and the rest of the time sat begging pleading and guilt tripping his viewers for money.

Only Phil could fuck up something as simple as playing scary games during the month of October probably the easiest layup for any other content creator.
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You know this October seems to be a month were horror games are not en vogue so to speak. I check Twitch regularly and the "classic" Horror games are way down. Then again he is ruining games anyway and his "horror game streams" are a horror to watch
 
Weekly money breakdown.
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Also Dent Tracker for the week
 
Kagome Higurashi said:
I haven't seen anyone mention it but he also completely ignored MadTV, didn't shout him out and the faggot was crying about how Phil went offline.
These parasocial weirdos man.
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Sorry I dont have a clip, but on the Oct 18th day stream a larper brought up MadTV wanting to play BF6 with dsp. DSP said he didnt care about MadTV because he is done with bf6.

I for one am glad a fag reaching out to dsp was disregarded as an object to make money rather than an option to branch and combine viewership with. Burn any and all bridges, king!!!
 
JohnRedcorn said:
2 disaster “horror style” streams in a row. Barely 1 hour of gameplay and the rest of the time sat begging pleading and guilt tripping his viewers for money.

Only Phil could fuck up something as simple as playing scary games during the month of October probably the easiest layup for any other content creator.
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What I find revolting with theses streams is how he thinks browsing the store with minimum commentary is content and how he has to separate every segment with 20+minutes of begging.

He's literally doing the "ONE TIP, ONE MEMBERSHIP, ONE KICK" from the dented zone over and over again.

If he was a competent streamer he should just buy horror games that seem interesting to him off stream and THEN only stream the gameplay part.
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
If he was a competent streamer he should just buy horror games that seem interesting to him off stream and THEN only stream the gameplay part.
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He loves wasting time, looking for games to play, tech troubleshooting, assembling the mic arm (lol) on stream. Things that any sane streamer would do before clicking broadcast, but to Phil it's content and more importantly WORK and doesn't deserve his attention outside of his grueling 9-5 work schedule.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!
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Guys, guys, it's Khat who plays WWE Champions now not me, I got bored of it, but Khat got very into it. *snort*
Why is she playing on your work PC and not on her phone? What a stupid question. *ack ack ack*
It's MY work PC and I do with it whatever I want and I can let Khat use it whenever I want! *smug smile*
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
What I find revolting with theses streams is how he thinks browsing the store with minimum commentary is content and how he has to separate every segment with 20+minutes of begging.

He's literally doing the "ONE TIP, ONE MEMBERSHIP, ONE KICK" from the dented zone over and over again.

If he was a competent streamer he should just buy horror games that seem interesting to him off stream and THEN only stream the gameplay part.
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The stream today was even worse than the other two he just sat there begging after showing up late and then loaded up two games he got sent for free and shit on them for not spoonfeeding him and requiring you to "learn the game" and shit like that.

He said he didn't have time to learn the mechanics.... you are working the one job that exists where you do actually have the time for that. He had like 1 actual night stream of gaming this week which was chat plays Silksong cause truck sim doesnt count.

The upcoming games schedule is potentially:

Pokemon (barely hit goals with insane stall begging if goal isn't hit will go to night stream)
Silksong (he wants to push this to night streams but needs day filler for now)
Truck Sim (therapy session where he gets paid night only)
Ninja Gaiden 4 (debuting on a night stream RIP business degree playing Mario on day stream over this)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Dropped and brought back because he dropped everything else)
Tormented Souls II (he liked 1 but that was 4 years ago)
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 (disaster game and will be 1 stream MAX unless whaled I think he flip flops and skips it last minute)

Then he has his marathon with Zomboid which will filter the fuck out of him but will get whaled and shit like Until Dawn getting a lot of votes.

November has:
Hyrule Warriors (He will hate it he thought first was meh and only did story and dipped)
CoD
Kirby racing (Lmao)

Is CoD going to have to fucking save the business for the 10th year in a row?
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 (disaster game and will be 1 stream MAX unless whaled I think he flip flops and skips it last minute)
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I still doubt he'll play it, he's going to pull out an excuse to get out of playing it after having seen screens of the first game.
Or he'll just shit on the game for not holding his hand.

I think he'll soon pull out his classic "let's play a bethesda game" and hopefully he'll try to mod it, so we'll see if he still pays for nexus premium. (he'll just put graphical mods and play vanilla btw)
 
What a fucking day it was... DSP and his streams are getting more unhinged and weird every day.
  • Out of the total time of 7 hours streamed yesterday, he played games for 4 hours and 2 minutes, which is 60% of that time. The rest of the time consisted of: endless yapping, ranting, begging and taking breaks.
  • He tried to gain $20 by using Jayde - who is legit mentally and physically handicapped - by urging others to contribute for him. Of course after telling Jayde he should pay $20 if he wants to name a Pokemon.
  • Which actually succeeded when someone, possibly Jayde's mom, tipped $20 for Jayde.
  • Then DSP exposed himself for the umpteenth time by showing that he has a WWE Champions shortcut on the homepage of his browser.
  • Only to end the late stream by refusing to play another game, and instead go on a lengthy Kino Casino rant and stall the stream for over 40 minutes in a failed attempt to bait sad and lonely individuals into getting him to the $150 goal.
He truly leads an utterly sad life. No wonder he gets loaded up on alcohol to cope with his moral-less existence.
 
Lady Adjani said:
I'd pay money to watch him play the original, unpatched, no guides / handholding and he can't look away when a female is on screen.
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just kidding, don't touch my baby or I break your legs
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he;s not going to finish the squeal. it wont hit the goal. I just find weird he picked it.

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I wonder how long until phil finds out that Vampires is based on a Table top RPG. once someone told him about baldur's gate 3 was based on D&D, he got a little pissy. I don't know why that annoyed him.
 
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Lady Adjani said:
I'd pay money to watch him play the original, unpatched, no guides / handholding and he can't look away when a female is on screen.
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If he plays the original he would have to play blind once he reaches the area with V.V. because she runs around in a stripper outfit and Phil would have to play blind whenever he enters her sanctuary. And even the dents can't handhold him through the clunky combat system that can't be cheesed

Also, have you seen the link to DSPReacts and the 748 notices? That must be all the comments he farmed on his interaction with LTG and Wings detractor videos. This pussy is too scared to read any criticism or banter. No wonder he is suich an asocial hermit who knows NOTHING about real life. Makes me wish Youtube shuts down tomorrow and Kick follows suit a day later
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
What I find revolting with theses streams is how he thinks browsing the store with minimum commentary is content and how he has to separate every segment with 20+minutes of begging.
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Reminds me of how he justified showing his purchase of the Switch 2 by saying "I thought it'd be good content and it was good content!"

I'm sure it's for a similar reason for why he thinks watching him eat is a reward. He thinks he's the most interesting man in the world.
 
The second hand embarrassment is off the scale.


If at first you don't succeed, then by all means, attempt your shitty "joke" once more.

 
Oh heavens, as a frail woman, I'm intimidated by Phail thrusting that muscular arm towards the camera. He's striking a threatening pose. Make him stop the displays of toxic super-masculinity.

Just kidding, I'm pretty sure a middle school girl could whip him in a fight.
 
Since it's DSP's day off I thought it'd be the perfect opportunity to do some Doody-esque speculating. DSP has mentioned multiple times that his dad was a marine, although he has always been quite vague about it. According to this old newspaper archive, in 1977 at 21 years old, Dave's profession was a "warehouseman". I believe you need to do at least 3 years of active duty so I kind of doubt that he was in the marines before that if he listed his profession as something else in '77 when he was 21. Did he join at a later date, after getting married? I'm inclined to think Dave never was in the military and this is just some "my dad is cooler than your dad" nonsense Phil used to bullshit other kids with in his school days. Another thing that I find odd is that his parents got married in or around the end of 1977, but it took them almost five years to spawn the pigroach, who would go on to be an only child. DSP looks and supposedly acts absolutely nothing like Dave and he has mentioned there being issues with infidelity with his parents. Is Dave infertile and did Linda, desperate for a baby, fuck a pigroach-looking alien pretending to be the milkman?
 
Being legit funny or humorous takes abstraction. Comedy is hard because it takes intelligence and wit.

Dick and shit "jokes", and acting goofy and stupid stops being funny when youre in high school. But that's all he has because he lacks intelligence, wit, and the ability to understabd abstract concepts. Hurrrr durrrr im pointing at the camera. Hurrrr durrrrr im making a funny face. Hurrrrr durrrr "shit, piss, chinese people am I right?". AND he legit thinks he's funny.

He's going the play Project Zomboid? No way. I really hope he doesnt drop it before trying it out. He's going to hate that fuxking game.

This is your monthly reminder that Phil's brain is incapable of understanding abstract concepts. THAT'S the real reason he didnt get into Yale or any other top schools. Abstraction is a big part of the SATs. I took them the same year he did. The "____ is to _____, as ______ is to ______." Is a whole damn section. He's basically a retard.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
That's how I was, curious...and how he treated his few genuine fans like garbage...
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He treated Derich Ip fantastic, until Josh told him to ban him, then he did just that to make his crossdressing wife stand in PPP, I call him that when he's cosplaying fat Khet because it's like stuttering 'pussy' which is what his fat folds look like at first glance, approve of him again, but, that was also just a little king-snaking, so maybe Derich is just now behind da scenes instead, where Phil prefers him, if you believe the pignosis at least?
 
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