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Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
Survival this, death, dying, dead that.
Did this bitch never have a hamster as a kid or something? Someone need to sit her "academic" fat arse even further down and explain to Vicky what words mean, specifically the concept of death. No wonder she keeps flopping her studies. #
I wonder who that "we" is she is talking about and I really, really hope she will follow through with her lolsuit arc. I always enjoy the attitude of this brainless millionaire's daughter who always thinks she knows better than anybody else, regardless of their qualifications. In her eyes, the help has to do what Vicky tells them, or else...
And speaking of her inflated opinion on her own intellect and knowledge:
As far as I can tell, her "expertise" consists of ruining her body, wasting the time and resources of hospitals and doctors as well as maintaining a massive cognitive dissonance between her pampered self and her idea of being an impoverished, oppressed and male homeless genius.
I truly wonder what she considers herself a "hyperfocused" expert in. Bedsheets mayo?
Vicky thinks her speed-induced google marathons and the fact that she’s able to rattle off two dollar words pertaining to niche medical issues puts her on the same level as a medical professional, if not above them. She thinks her lived experience of tooortuuuurrreee is enough to elevate her and give her an honorary degree. Her narcissism combined with it all has her shitting the mayo bed weeks after she’s released because she’s offended as fuck that nobody believed her. She knew the acronyms! And the levels! And all the words! What do you mean you don’t believe her?! This is literally her life!
I always enjoy the attitude of this brainless millionaire's daughter who always thinks she knows better than anybody else, regardless of their qualifications
No, Vicky, the best approach would be to consider that perhaps the reason nobody takes your symptoms seriously is because they are not actually life-threatening.
I like to think this is about how every urgent care in her vicinity blacklisted her but it also just sounds like she's regurgitating something chatgpt told her (she "doesn't" use AI but it's obvious it's like when people used to say they "don't" watch porn in the past), royal we and everything.
Maybe she should mount a klaxon and some hazard lights on her power chair, with an emergency button she can hit when her life is in ~danger~, instead of just hoping someone gets close enough to hear her Captain Pike-ing it.
Filing a complaint isn’t difficult (at least not here) and just goes to show how fucking incompetent she is. She literally does nothing except tweet.
What is this “avenue” she’s harping on about? Her SATs I’m sure are fine, no matter how hard she tries to fail the NIF (which is incredibly easy to fool by just not using the full force of your lungs - except that the tech will be watching your movements and they can tell when you are not trying).
Maybe she should mount a klaxon and some hazard lights on her power chair, with an emergency button she can hit when her life is in ~danger~, instead of just hoping someone gets close enough to hear her Captain Pike-ing it.
Incidentally, her life is probably in less danger than the average lazy slob simply because of the number of tests she's had. I'm not of an age where its normal for people to be dying of natural causes, but have known one who died of an undiagnosed heart condition.
She retweeted this:
Heard of the Bill and Melinda gates foundation Vicky? Should they stop trying to eradicate malaria and just send you and your twitter friends the cash? Many ultra wealthy people have large philanthropic programs, the Guinness family is another that comes to mind.
People who actually study the impact of various charitable interventions in various poor communities in developing countries find targeted cash grants to the poorest can help the entire community, but its not $20- more like $2k. However, such interventions can only be made by people who have that money to spare. Who would that be now? Who is donating to the NGOs that facilitate this?
Many rich and middle income people donate to charity, some research about the impacts of the charities they choose, how much they take for administration etc before selecting who they donate to. Lower income people do, iirc, give a larger proportion of their incomes charitably, but not the very poor that have no money left at the end of the month.
Those people will not give their friends $20 because they know it makes absolutely no difference if their situation is resolvable by them getting off their ass, or unresolvable because for whatever reason they can't work and the fundamentally issues they are dealing with cost way more than $20 to solve. In the latter case they'll probably shout you a dinner and offer to help advocate for you if that would help them access resources that would help.
I think she might be salty that she's not getting enough venmos or something- is there any way to see someones money in/out on any of these apps? Sorry if its been posted, not braining today.
Surprised they didn't send her to psych with this. Reads like some kind of breathing focused anxiety attack.
On occasion I start to wonder if she really does have some kind of real health condition and then she posts something like this and I'm like damn it really is all deconditioning and anxiety.
I suspect she’s also endlessly bitter that her parents are not subsidizing her 100%.
I think it was mentioned in some puff piece about her father that was posted earlier in the thread that he actually is big on philanthropy, and wanted to impress the idea of generosity onto his kids.
It’s just that Vicky has absorbed this idea from her online social circles that the only real act of charity is for the haves to fully and endlessly support the have-nots in every way, because expecting have-nots to ever do anything for themselves is ignorant and cruel.
Vicky sees her parents as rich and privileged, but herself as poor, vulnerable, and needy. I think it drives her crazy that they won’t ensure that she has an apartment in NYC accessible housing, endless DoorDash adequate food, and custom compounded versions of OTC allergy meds proper healthcare, even though they technically could.
No, Vicky, the best approach would be to consider that perhaps the reason nobody takes your symptoms seriously is because they are not actually life-threatening.
lol. Imagine almost dying and not thanking every deity out there for miraculously pushing through a life threatening emergency. Every normal person would be incredibly thankful and feel #blessed for surviving such an event. Not Vicky! Vicky needs to speak to the manager!
She's such a a fucking Karen, and it tickles me to no end. All her attempts to be something/someone she's not and she can't help but let it slip that in actuality, her only move, like the upper middle class white bitch she is, is to ask for the Manager.
she's regurgitating something chatgpt told her (she "doesn't" use AI but it's obvious it's like when people used to say they "don't" watch porn in the past), royal we and everything.
I think she uses AI more than most and that's why she's always trying to get ahead of the accusations by saying that SHE'D NEVERRRRR. That bit about how she HAS to have digital copies of writing to edit them? She's using chatGPT and can't even be assed to take a photo and use it that way. The literal laziest.
Absolutely. She thinks she's Greta and that similarly her rich parents should just support her lifestyle of being politically annoying and practically unproductive ad infinitum.
Its pretty hilarious to me that she thinks she's being an iconoclast by hating on TayTay. What a bitchy NLOG thing to do to randomly hate a celebrity because they *represent* things you dislike. She's such a a posturing, smug little progeria goblin.
I love that she keeps telling everyone how she died and couldn't breathe for days at a time. Not a single person dares to question this narrative, even though it's such blatant lies. Must support fellow grifter!
It would be so great if the hospital eventually deemed her a JaeBae and trespassed her for her nonsense. Imagine the chimpout.