📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[femboy fart huffer]

He also later made a third very long attention whoring post browbeating the random posters of r/Christianity for not doing enough to stop a heckin' valid transwoman from slitting his wrists over a couple of pronouns, and also to announce that he's leaving (see ya tomorrow dude).

This creature doesn't just need god he needs a fucking exorcism. I'm no Christian but I'm fairly sure threatening to kill yourself is incredibly antichristian, you know considering you are needlessly slaughtering God's creations for something that most people will (imo incorrectly) call selfish, doing so for your own personal emotional gain even less so. He seems like one of these retards that thinks God is there to give him everything he wants instead of actual Christian teachings. I would be willing to bet 100% half of the things he prays for is for God to blaspheme against himself and contort his own perfect creation into a mutant. Also no being raped as a kid does not give you the go ahead to be an emotionally manipulative attention whore. And what does he mean he can defend himself now? He 'almost' fucking killed himself because of mean comments online? That's not being able to defend yourself. Unless you mean in the mask slipped way that you defend yourself by trying to paint anyone who disagrees with you as a murderer and that you will try to deflect any criticism by faking suicide. And the rest of the ending to that second image screams someone needing an autism test, yet again.

And then I check the profile because cowgirl jedi sounds like hucow milking fetish shit but no instead it's just another person that doesn't fucking understand how to handle dogs as if the site needs anymore. Why are you holding him like that? Tranny vest whatever aside if your dog doesn't want to look at the camera then don't try turn it's head to force it to?

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Funny how a guy can respond to his son's genital check question with what basically amounts to, "You don't have to check, you can just tell," by immediately assuming his dad is a pervert. Granted, the entire post is wild.

Speaking of tranny doublespeak, one of my favorites is:

>luls, no one cares about anyone's genitals! It's not like anyone's going to notice if one of the girlies on the swim team has a dong and a big swinging hairy ballsack! I mean who's even looking at anyone's genitals??! Who even cares what someone's genitals look like except Nazi transphobes??!!!!

>If I am not provided with free-of-charge elective surgery to change the appearance of my genitals immediately upon demand, I will kill myself and possibly others. This is a sane and proportionate response.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

rapehon paedo takes issue with anyone who thinks hes a disgusting rapehon paedo, calls them kiwifarmers




any Kiwis own a "furry telegram meme channel"?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What's with these people expecting their parents to cover several thousand dollar elective surgeries? I would be humiliated to ask my parents for a couple hundred to help me buy something essential.

What’s with being a NEET at 30? The fact that he’s asking his dad indicates that he sees this as a long-term arrangement and has no intention of ever pulling his weight.

They're BEGGING the little people on their phone to not heckin' misgender them, or they'll jump off a bridge!!
He's reminding us of the time an EVIL minimum wage gas station cashier ruined xer day! This world is trully rotten!

Okay, but these “I’m going to KILL MYSELF because people call me Sir!!!” posters are missing the point. If you’re being misgendered, it’s because people aren’t seeing a woman. It doesn’t matter what they call you.

But based on the “I tried to KILL MYSELF!!!!” post, this is about control rather than feeling comfortable.

 

[Syikeblade]

A tranny has discovered his boyfriend might not be as straight as he thought

Spoiler: They sure don't like dating their fellow gays

Hi everyone. I’m not totally sure if this is the right place for this, but I really want to approach this with empathy and understanding instead of just frustration.
I (25MTF) have been dating this guy (29M) for almost a month. Our one-month mark is next week. We’ve been talking since before October, and up until recently, things have been really good. He’s kind, loving, thoughtful, emotionally available, and just a genuinely good person with strong values.
On our second date, he opened up about something deeply personal. He’s been exploring his gender expression but hadn’t known how to bring it up. I could tell it took courage for him to share that, and I respected that. But I’ll be honest, my gut reaction was anger and confusion. Not at him, but because it triggered some old wounds.
A few years ago, I was in a relationship where my partner used me as part of their exploration and left me really hurt. So when this came up again, I tried hard not to project that trauma onto him. I wanted to stay open-minded and supportive.
But things got complicated fast. When I asked some clarifying questions, he said his exploration was “mostly sexual,” which immediately made me nervous. He told me he’d understand if I wanted to walk away and that he didn’t want me to feel used — which I appreciated. But then,a few days later, he said he wanted to “show me everything.” I told him twice that I needed time to talk and process before seeing anything. But he didn’t listen… he went ahead and started to slowly start wearing stuff around me. Like pink panties and a cheetah-print robe, showing me more clothes and a big collection of perfumes.
It wasn’t about the clothes at all. It was about the fact that he ignored what I said. I felt disrespected, overwhelmed, and honestly dismissed in that moment.
Now I’m left feeling really torn. He’s a great guy in so many ways, and I do care about him deeply. I want to be supportive if this is something genuine and important to him. But I also need to feel like my own boundaries are being respected too.

And boy the update is hilarious for this guy:

Spoiler: Comments

JessAlexandra_ 12 points 17 hours ago
update:
this is what he had to say.
“It isn't about identity. I still dress like a guy because that's who I am and I like it that way. But I'm a guy who likes to feel feminine underneath the masculinity. I like the softness of a lot of it, like the actual texture. I like textures a lot, that's why I have so many soft blankets. The way it all feels gets me excited like nothing else and I've known that for a very long time about myself. I'm someone who likes to be submissive as well and I enjoy that aspect of it. I like the thrill of dressing up and getting caught like that as well. I don't know why and maybe I could figure out in therapy but for now, it's something I know I like. I also think I look hot in a lot of what I own if I can be blunt... I'm pretty set in who I am and what I want. I'm not really searching for myself anymore because I have found myself. I know who I am and I'm happy with it. What I want is to find someone who I can share it with. I keep saying that because it's what I want. I want someone who will be happy with me wearing swimming trunks to the beach but then also happy with me if I wear a one piece bikini in a hot tub. Someone who is cool with jeans. flannels, and ripped up graphic tees but is also cool with satin, silk, and lace clothing. When I said I was complex, that's what I meant. That's all I can really say for now, I've been thinking about what you told me that night and I wanted to make sure I wasn't doing to you what you had already experienced so I had been really considering the why of it all. I appreciate you asking me and opening the door for this discussion, thank you.”

[–]Ok-Maize2418 23 points 14 hours ago
Yeah he’s 1000% a sissy fetishist. Just be glad you found out now and not after years of being together!

A comment responding to the earlier comment about acceptance
]Hener001 2 points 8 hours ago
This is kind of surprising. This guy is into you but also feels like he wants to be like you. And this is somehow bad.
How do you expect to find compassion and love in life when you can’t express it to someone else in similar circumstances? You are attracted to whoever. Not the issue. I am talking about the discomfort and rejection you seem to express.
If you can’t love someone like yourself, then I would expect more compassion. You live your own life but consider what you ask of others and what you are willing to give. If you can’t love him, then try to be a friend. Life is too hard already.
Not trying to be judgmental. Just sad that there seems to be fewer and fewer safe places and people.

[–]High_Quality_Bean 1 point 2 hours ago
Spotted the crossie.
Real talk, that's a horrible take. This is a subreddit for *straight* women, its really fucking stupid to be like "If you wouldn't literally fuck & marry another trans woman its unreasonable to expect a man to love you". We deserve *men* just as much as any other woman on earth has the right to expect their partner to be a *man*.
To OP, this bf of yours sounds like he was putting on a performance of being a good partner to get you to play into his sick perversion. The crossdressing is not merely a bump in the road, its his endgame. Run now while you still have your
youth.

Amazing how they're against agp trannies only because it disrupts their own fetish of being seen as straight women dating straight men.

autocratia888 -11 points 17 hours ago
This is peak hypocritical behaviour. You were allowed to explore but he wasn't? I highly suggest you 2 go to couples therapy, this will not be the last of it.

[–]infinitytool 1 point 7 hours ago
AGP is why. i typed a whole thing out but im not licensed to teach.
at the end of the day, anybody can date anybody or decide not to date them for any reason. couples therapy after one month? why waste both parties time when there are thousands of other people to date? shouldn't both people get to be with a person they fit with?

[–]skinnythiccchic 5 points 16 hours ago
yeah i wouldn’t be able to date a guy like this as i want to be the woman & he be the man who likes to do man stuff. but i don’t see this guy doing anything different that what i read of trans women in the beginning on these trans subs on reddit. so much of this community needs to touch grass. go out & meet real ppl in the real world.
also some men are crossdressers & it simply doesn’t effect my life for a man to like wearing a bikini. i personally have my own kink of my boyfriend railing me having to hold his hand over my mouth in the same cabin we stay with my family on vacations. not so much i wanna get caught or be disrespectful as we keep it in our designated room, but more like my father was incredibly oppressive of us growing up & i am the black sheep rebel. im not gonna shame others for having a kink.

[–]goody2bewbs 17 points 18 hours ago
He’s ether a crossdresser panty fetishist or he’s going to transition. Just cut it off you don’t need that crap.
One of my exes transitioned and it was awful and traumatizing.

–]FunPuzzleheaded9714 16 points 21 hours ago
That's a sissy, somewhere down the line he might discover that he's just trans but I don't mess around with sissy chasers and you may want to steer clear also. There are actual men out there who will treat you, and handle you like the natural woman you are. Don't settle for a guy who sees you as the answer to his sexual identity crisis. Don't settle for less.

Let it be know how much trannies hate dating their own community.

Archive Link

 

[Comfy Summer]

I remember this guy. He’s been posted here before.

He also later made a third very long attention whoring post browbeating the random posters of r/Christianity for not doing enough to stop a heckin' valid transwoman from slitting his wrists over a couple of pronouns, and also to announce that he's leaving (see ya tomorrow dude).

Holy shit, look at the sheer size of these posts. Too bad he isn't a e-celeb, would be an amazing lolcow.

This creature doesn't just need god he needs a fucking exorcism. I'm no Christian but I'm fairly sure threatening to kill yourself is incredibly antichristian, you know considering you are needlessly slaughtering God's creations for something that most people will (imo incorrectly) call selfish, doing so for your own personal emotional gain even less so.

I'm not a Christian either, but it's obvious Christians should try being virtuous and control their carnal urges. Transgenderism is the opposite of that in every aspect.

 

[Sean Andalou]

... calls them kiwifarmers

It's now a slur.

... this is about control rather than feeling comfortable.

Always.

 

[California King]

Holy shit, look at the sheer size of these posts. Too bad he isn't a e-celeb, would be an amazing lolcow.

I'm not a Christian either, but it's obvious Christians should try being virtuous and control their carnal urges. Transgenderism is the opposite of that in every aspect.

Christians believe that you are created in your Maker's image. To then decide God was wrong and made you the wrong gender flies in the face of that and of an all-knowing Divinity.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Bravo! No not to the troon.


Reddit -- Archive

Some bitch screaming at me, “disgusting clowns” & “penis people” being in the same restroom as her granddaughter. No other women said anything, several thanked me for holding the door.

It’s been… a very bad day so far and I just cried a lot. Finally cut off my ex after some hurtful shit she said, helped one of my only two friends go into the hospital for suicidal ideation, and had a long conversation with her sister about mental health & abuse that made me realize just how fucked I am. I was struggling with bills to the point I’m going to be homeless soon, but I didn’t stop to think about just how alone I am. Thought about my ex and how it felt like to have a family for once, celebrate Christmas & Thanksgiving, it was nice… to feel like someone cared.

I wonder how it really went down.

Top comment sets the tone for the whole thread.

hey girl I hear you on some of that, thank god I don't have to worry about bills but that suicide shit is real and don't for a second consider it for yourself. my DM's are open if you just need someone to talk to or vent to because no matter how alone you may feel, you will always have people who care about you.

 

[Comfy Summer]

Christians believe that you are created in your Maker's image. To then decide God was wrong and made you the wrong gender flies in the face of that and of an all-knowing Divinity.

Yep. The only argument they can use is: "the Bible says nothing about trans people, therefore it's okay", ignoring the fact that nobody would ever think about something retarded like transgenderism 2.000 years ago.

 

[Sean Andalou]

... the Bible says nothing about trans people, therefore it's okay ...

Deuteronomy 23:1
That was a reaction to stuff like this:

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Golden_Bough/The_Myth_and_Ritual_of_Attis

... The greatest festival of the year at Hierapolis fell at the beginning of spring, when multitudes thronged to the sanctuary from Syria and the regions round about. While the flutes played, the drums beat, and the eunuch priests slashed themselves with knives, the religious excitement gradually spread like a wave among the crowd of onlookers, and many a one did that which he little thought to do when he came as a holiday spectator to the festival. For man after man, his veins throbbing with the music, his eyes fascinated by the sight of the streaming blood, flung his garments from him, leaped forth with a shout, and seizing one of the swords which stood ready for the purpose, castrated himself on the spot. Then he ran through the city, holding the bloody pieces in his hand, till he threw them into one of the houses which he passed in his mad career. The household thus honoured had to furnish him with a suit of female attire and female ornaments, which he wore for the rest of his life. When the tumult of emotion had subsided, and the man had come to himself again, the irrevocable sacrifice must often have been followed by passionate sorrow and lifelong regret. ...​

So yeah.
Something like troons in pre-Christian times, and the Bible was against it.

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Self doxxer cowering in shame.

Reddit -- Archive

2 days ago I was screen sharing to my friend on discord and went to my reddit. He saw everything. Absolutely everything. He asked me about it and I didn't respond. We carried on. Turns out. Last night, he outed me to all my friends and my brother. So it spiraled and now everyone knows. My family, friends, and relatives. Everyone knows now. I didn't want people to know yet. Only 2 friends and my mom knew how I feel. Now everyone knows. Fuck my life.

I honestly don't know what to do. I wasn't fucking prepared. I can't stop crying. I've locked myself in my room all day. I wish I could disappear. My friends called me "sick" and "disgusting". A few hours ago one of my friends called me revolting and a pervert that deserves to die. So. I'm not sure what I should fucking do. I didn't do anything wrong. I want to disappear forever.

Lots of supportive comments.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

A tranny has discovered his boyfriend might not be as straight as he thought

I don't understand he had the premium female partner/spouse experience, shouldn't he feel euphoric and validated?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And boy the update is hilarious for this guy:

“We deserve *men*” No you don’t, you don’t get a prize for deliberately making your own life more difficult. It’s psychotic to think of people as rewards. You take what you can get and if you’re a tranny, that means fucked-up closet cases and desperate autists, because all the actual straight men are dating women.

 

[graywolf88]

you don’t get a prize for deliberately making your own life more difficult.

This quote should be pinned and posted at the top of every mental health or disability themed subreddit.

 

[False Pretense]

Bravo! No not to the troon.

"Penis people" lmao.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Brilliant, I love simple succinct examples of hypocrisy like this. It's easy to make normies think twice about this lunacy with even just a couple of these examples.

My favorite examples

>tell me you’re uneducated about the difference between sex and gender without telling me!
>single sex spaces are HATEFUL and archaic

>what, do you think women are just fuckholes and baby makers?
>I have to punch my dick into my pelvis to be complete

>phobes are mad because we are disrupting the binary
>how could I be misgendered, I was literally wearing a skirt and makeup with long hair

I remember this guy. He’s been posted here before.

He also later made a third very long attention whoring post browbeating the random posters of r/Christianity for not doing enough to stop a heckin' valid transwoman from slitting his wrists over a couple of pronouns, and also to announce that he's leaving (see ya tomorrow dude).

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I didn't read the entire screed, but I did catch an interesting tidbit that may explain his major malfunction:

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I'd probably feel a bit bad for the guy if he didn't come across as such a sanctimonious narc.

I don’t mind being the asshole here, I straight up don’t believe him. Tons of troons larp as sexually abused little girls as it’s supposed to be the ultimate argument ender. You wouldn’t argue with someone who just told you they were diddled, would you? An uncomfortable number of them straight up fetishize that, even envy their sisters and cousins. Remember the troon whose uncle raped his sister? He was absolutely seething because being unmolested made his muh dysphoria spiral. They all claim to be catcalled, wolf whistled at, groped, etc. The troon from a page ago who thought his dad was perving on him, that one scary looking fridge with the huge bolt-ons that says all his male friends immediately began objectifying him after he got them installed. The “my sister is jealous of me and won’t let her husband around me because he always checks me out” troon.

If any of them had half a “female brain” they’d be mortified at the sex pest male-coded insistence that women’s discomfort with their presence in bathrooms is just hateful nagging. They’re so desperate for a winning talking point that “my stepdad diddled me as a kid” is supposed to win them the consolation prize of total acceptance and deference. They’re too up their own ass to realize how insane they sound, because “I was diddled as a kid and that’s why I demand to pee with your daughters,” only makes sense to the porn soaked and brain broken.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

“We deserve *men*” No you don’t, you don’t get a prize for deliberately making your own life more difficult. It’s psychotic to think of people as rewards. You take what you can get and if you’re a tranny, that means fucked-up closet cases and desperate autists, because all the actual straight men are dating women.

When I hear someone bitching about deserve, I think of Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven. That was a good scene, let's watch it together:

 

[Dr. Butt]

HAHAHAHA

"Pick up a fucking book on biology or something you fucking BIGOT!"

"Losing a few pounds didn't SHRINK MY SKELETON into the size of woman's?? But how??? The science!!?!?"

Fucking retard.

EDIT: Also wouldn't this just be 'fatphobia'? Even if the size that fit the troon was 'L' and not 'XXXL' the measurements would be the exact the same. The size is called "extra, extra, extra large" because you are literally, an extra, extra, extra large woman.
Double retard.

Also, a "men's M" is not fucking "sLiM" in any country.

 

[healing rain]

A tranny has discovered his boyfriend might not be as straight as he thought

He has his socials attached to his reddit profile for some reason. I snagged these from his instagram:



I truly don't know what these loony HSTSs are expecting. This is a fat-headed cereal box shaped James Charlesian-American with overdrawn eyebrows. He can't seriously think he's going to attract anything other than fags while looking like this.

Bonus: from that comment section I found another minor cow in u/skinnythiccchic, because I was disquieted by the oversharing of his desire to get fucked while his dad is in earshot. Allow me to once again disabuse you all of the notion that HSTSs pass better than AGPs, though I suspect this fella is a healthy mix of both typologies. His twitter

Spoiler: Jumpscare!

Your highly sought after woman, sir:


Transwomen don't grow adam's apples you idiot! Dude's an absolute nutjob even by tranny standards.


Poor lad also suffers from TDS. What the hell is that deathfat hand?


Constantly posts his creative writing exercises about all the MAGAts totally wanting his gock in classic HSAGP fashion

 

[RatBurgers]

He has his socials attached to his reddit profile for some reason. I snagged these from his instagram:

He looks like Chris Tyson or whatever his name is that was exposed for being a pedo.