DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Is this the definition of insanity or mental retardation?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Is this the definition of insanity or mental retardation?
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The times when that one dude isn't in chat for SIlksong writing paragraphs is crazy. He will just wander around crying the entire time doing nothing until he shows up. He has zero interest in playing the game or looking for anything.

I know dents are dents for a reason but this shit is beyond dented. Open map, stare at chat, ask what to do, bitch until you get spoonfed. VERY meaningful!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

How do you not know what to do in a Pokemon game? Even if you give no shits like Phil does.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

The whining of the twisted bud in the background while he's sitting in the menu in Silksong is rather apt for his streams.

Also, the nanosecond Dave leaves the stream, Kick chat gets interesting.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Is this the definition of insanity or mental retardation?
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Learned helplessness.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Good job faggot. 42 hours of play, worst ending. Eat shit, pollack.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Good job faggot. 42 hours of play, worst ending. Eat shit, pollack.

Lmaoooo legit told the wrong shit to do by his fucking hand holders and now he is pissed.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Faggot implies that most streamers never did Act 3 of Silksong and just quit at Act 2, lmao.

Edit: Goal achieved, thanks Dent, won't read your superchat though.

Also, got the same Act 2 ending again because he was fucking stupid.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Very meaningful kahntribution! He fucked up the boss fight and has to redo it again for act 3

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Very meaningful kahntribution! He fucked up the boss fight and has to redo it again for act 3

Another failed streamer. Imagine flushing $1000 down the toilet for an ungrateful manchild.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

The times when that one dude isn't in chat for SIlksong writing paragraphs is crazy. He will just wander around crying the entire time doing nothing until he shows up. He has zero interest in playing the game or looking for anything.

I know dents are dents for a reason but this shit is beyond dented. Open map, stare at chat, ask what to do, bitch until you get spoonfed. VERY meaningful!

That person got banned, surpringly. They'll never learn that $ is all that matters to DSP. Weirdos thinking theyre going to have an online friendship for giving a videogame walk-through.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Another failed streamer. Imagine flushing $1000 down the toilet for an ungrateful manchild.
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He's 38 years old and donating to DSP to "own" the meanie trolls btw

 

[Optimus Crime]

Some of these dents literally spend the amount a minimum wage worker earns in a day after taxes on an ungrateful pig just for him to ignore them. They deserve him, these low-iq, disability-earning losers.

 

[neger psykolog]

Some of these dents literally spend the amount a minimum wage worker earns in a day after taxes on an ungrateful pig just for him to ignore them. They deserve him, these low-iq, disability-earning losers.

What kind of demographic do you think uses doordash every day? Or a more pertinent penultimate example: mobile gaming?
I'm more and more convinced that the entire noise about OIC and that bullshit was really just retards stumbling upon his stream and falling for his televangelism.

Don't forget they have the right to vote.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

That person got banned, surpringly. They'll never learn that $ is all that matters to DSP. Weirdos thinking theyre going to have an online friendship for giving a videogame walk-through.

That's the thing that dents think that they can just pay their way into a friendship with Phil, not realizing that that anyone who crosses Phil paths is just a potential ATM. When tips are low and Superchats are down, expect that 3AM e-mail of Phil asking "Why haven't you been around?" Well, not in that one word sentence, but more of paragraphs of whatever word vomit Phil has in store after gin and Jasper.

 

[Balr0g]

That's the thing that dents think that they can just pay their way into a friendship with Phil, not realizing that that anyone who crosses Phil paths is just a potential ATM. When tips are low and Superchats are down, expect that 3AM e-mail of Phil asking "Why haven't you been around?" Well, not in that one word sentence, but more of paragraphs of whatever word vomit Phil has in store after gin and Jasper.

The funniest answer to such beg and gin mails would be "sorry Phil I checked my bank account and it states that I can't support ungrateful manchildren anymore. Gotta spend on myself for a while. Take care!"

 

[Switch Mongo]

That person got banned, surpringly. They'll never learn that $ is all that matters to DSP. Weirdos thinking theyre going to have an online friendship for giving a videogame walk-through.

He's 38 years old and donating to DSP to "own" the meanie trolls btw

I feel like these failed streamer dents see Phil, an actual pigroach who just won’t go away and die but is still streaming and think he’s got to be doing something right to be successful, right? The only thing Phil succeeds in is lying his ass off and so these faggots probably think “Maybe if I throw enough money at him I too can become friends with phil bankrupt and have 200 viewer streams!” Pure pignosis at work.

 

[architect]

He keeps saying most people got the bad ending in Silksong and never got to Act 3, but according to Steam Achievements there is only a 3% difference in people who only got the bad ending, and people who progressed to Act 3. He wants to believe he is some kind of genius savant gamer, probably to cope with the fact that he is a retard who has to be tardwrangled through the game.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He keeps saying most people got the bad ending in Silksong and never got to Act 3, but according to Steam Achievements there is only a 3% difference in people who only got the bad ending, and people who progressed to Act 3. He wants to believe he is some kind of genius savant gamer, probably to cope with the fact that he is a retard who has to be tardwrangled through the game.
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It's crazy the only reason he got to act 2 is cause of guide reading and dents telling him what to do. As time goes on expect to see that with more games.

He just outright refuses to get immersed into the games and learn the mechanics. Even for a game like pokemon, he needs his dents to tell him what to play

 

[SilkyJohnson]

I think his dumbell workout, if he even does it consist mostly of Curls, the most basic way to lift bells. Now by itself theres nothing wrong with it, but if he wants to flex that hes getting "shredded" then he has to start working the different areas of the arm which tend to be exercises that i dont see this fat pollack fuck doing.

Im gonna put my conspiracy hat and say that he is "hyping" up that hes exercising/lifting so that he eventually does an "exercise stream" or "lifting"on stream for tips. Basically a plan when he inevitably needs to beg super hard.

Phil is exactly the kind of guy who would tell you bicep curls is enough for arms and anyone who does anything else is plain wrong dood.

I dont like to criticise others routines or choice of lifts because any form of weight lifting is better than none and everyone has their own limitations and goals etc

But with how smug hes been so far and knowing his personality, if he continues to work out, we are for sure headed to a fitness guru arc where he mocks anyone giving him advice and lauding his 4 exercises as the peak of human performance.