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💰 GrifterHasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest
he got bullied for being fat and for being rich in Turkey, so he says.
he "made it" because he's fucking rich as shit, his Dad was a super connected uber-rich guy in Turkey, and his mom was a mega Landlord.
every avenue has been completely greased for his arrival beforehand in life.
Yeah this is more or less it. He never actually matured as a person and was able to survive and thrive because his family is fucking loaded and he basically had irl cheat codes.
Too fat? Just guzzle TRT and roidmaxx.
Shit personality and cant get laid? Become a sex tourist.
Can't actually find an audience and become famous? Just get Uncle Horsefucker from the major network to give you a break.
The guy has been cruising his entire life because he's rich as hell and shallow retards want to fuck him (because he's famous and rich now). Collargate is probably the only time he hasn't been able to just
A) tell people what the narrative is and they mindlessly believe him
or
B) throw money/influencer orbiters at it until it goes away.
All the streamers coming out to gunt-guard for him just look like morons or directly contribute to the problem by being an idiot and saying/showing too much.
Andrew Cuomo just namedropped Hasan Piker alongside Hamas in the NYC mayoral debate, criticizing Zohran Mamdani for not denouncing Hasan for his remarks such as "America deserves 9/11".
All the streamers coming out to gunt-guard for him just look like morons or directly contribute to the problem by being an idiot and saying/showing too much.
because they are, these are the lowest form of humans on earth that aren't gutter crackheads or.. and god forgive me for saying this, Indians.
Most of them have nothing to their name other than momentum of being affiliated with other famous streams with nothing to their name.
People watch them because they've always watched them, its habit forming and parasocial, they aren't actually good at making any content.
At least Degen lefties like Nick Mullen and the cumtown podcast trio are actually funny every once in a while, the L.A. based streamers are worthless chaff.
At least Degen lefties like Nick Mullen and the cumtown podcast trio are actually funny every once in a while, the L.A. based streamers are worthless chaff.
Taylor Lorenz crying about Hasan Piker being the victim of, quote: "sustained networked harassment with the eventual goal of making someone so controversial that they essentially end up bankrupt and deplatformed" makes me so angry that I can feel my pulse in my eye.
I have no sympathies for anyone anymore. People deserve pain and misery.
I unironically want Hasan to neck himself. I want people like Hasan to neck themselves. "I need to do my job", your job doing what? Reading propaganda for impressionable youths while you live a hedonistic, devil-may-care lifestyle? Practice what you fucking preach, you mediocre, pin-headed, narcissistic whack-job of a nepo baby who has never felt hate directed towards him ever until the one time he's finally caught doing something majority of humanity can agree is too far - he abused his dog on camera.
No amount of money can put the cat back in the bag. No amount of ballwashing can. The only thing that can reduce this shitstorm is to OWN. YOUR. MISTAKE and then atoning for it.
Donate some money to various animal charities. Show your viewers you're actually taking steps to work on Kaya's alleged behavioural issues with A GOOD TRAINER WHO WORKS WITH POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT.
But Hasan will never do anything of the sort. In which case, he should castrate himself live on twitch, eat his testicles and skewer himself rectally with a white-hot iron rod.
He deserves Dogtober 7. Just like "america deserved 9/11".
Fuck you, Hasan. Fuck you and your "politically" brainrotted audience.
LMAO CUOMO GOT ZOHRAN MAMDANI TO DENOUNCE HASAN PIKER ON LIVE TELEVISION
His reaction:
I'm 99% sure the only reason Zohran went on Fox News yesterday was because him and his team were expecting Cuomo to bring Hasan up.
Hasan is political poison, if Zohran wasn't running against a man as thoroughly hated as Andrew Cuomo, he'd be politically dead in the water once the photos of him hanging around Hasan surfaced.
I assume her male audience consists entirely of coomers who think they might get a chance to fuck her if they simp hard enough (and with her background, they may not be entirely wrong as long as the check clears), and that her female audience consists entirely of whores who identify with her and think that if she can somehow be memed into having a "successful" post-prostitution career, then they might just be able to as well.
The best (worst) part about this whole scandal Hasan has bumbled his way through is that even if he wasn't shocking the dog (which he 99.99% for sure was doing) and just using the vibration function, its still a terrible look because he was still doing it to keep the dog in the frame and or dominating it for his own sick amusement.
This getting completely overshadowed by everyone hyper focusing on the shock function of the collar is probably the only frustration I have over this entire scandal.
LMAO CUOMO GOT ZOHRAN MAMDANI TO DENOUNCE HASAN PIKER ON LIVE TELEVISION hasanzohran1.mp4 hasanzohran3.mp4
His reaction: hasanzohran2.mp4
I'm 99% sure the only reason Zohran went on Fox News yesterday was because him and his team were expecting Cuomo to bring Hasan up.
Hasan is political poison, if Zohran wasn't running against a man as thoroughly hated as Andrew Cuomo, he'd be politically dead in the water once the photos of him hanging around Hasan surfaced.
Of course the Hasan dicklickers in chat are laughing it up. "LOOOOL Hasan mentioned!! Now way bro! *skull emoji*" Too stupid to realize Hasan only appeals to terminally online freaks and muzzies.
LMAO CUOMO GOT ZOHRAN MAMDANI TO DENOUNCE HASAN PIKER ON LIVE TELEVISION hasanzohran1.mp4 hasanzohran3.mp4
His reaction: hasanzohran2.mp4
I'm 99% sure the only reason Zohran went on Fox News yesterday was because him and his team were expecting Cuomo to bring Hasan up.
Hasan is political poison, if Zohran wasn't running against a man as thoroughly hated as Andrew Cuomo, he'd be politically dead in the water once the photos of him hanging around Hasan surfaced.
Do you think Hasan's legacy will be hurt?
There was Kiwifarms poster who told me, "I think the worst part of the Hasan thing was the hypocrisy."
And I said, "I disagree. I think it was the dog shocking."
It reminds me how Christian Bale gets really pissed off if he's asked about Patrick Bateman and whether he likes the character. He absolutely DETESTS Patrick Bateman and that was kind of the whole point of the character.
Do you think Hasan's legacy will be hurt?
There was Kiwifarms poster who told me, "I think the worst part of the Hasan thing was the hypocrisy."
And I said, "I disagree. I think it was the dog shocking."
I think the lying about it all made it a bonafide internet saga now and a go to for all future detractors. He was already crying that other streamers treated him like a leper before this.
