UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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I really hope Trump invades venezuela soon, the only way it will frighten the pro-china bankers and industrialists into chucking Lula and his supreme court cronies into the trash.
Otherwise i might legimately get sent to jail for 20 years for crimes against democracy for having made a account here if someone reports me (someone eventually will).
Careful with the fedposting. Even if it's for a country Null doesn't give a fuck about. if glowie got banned for it so can you.
 
Careful with the fedposting. Even if it's for a country Null doesn't give a fuck about. if glowie got banned for it so can you.
You don't understand, we're way ahead of even the UK:
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If you would please consult the graphs.
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Some useless whore getting an useless trophy that might not even be real won't make the EXTERMINIO MARRÓN to happen all out of nowhere.
Bro you really, REALLY underestimate how badly Trump wants that peace prize. Once the government shut down ends, Trump isn't going to let having his peace prize snaked like that slide.
Tell your family you love them tonight.
 
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Bro you really, REALLY underestimate how badly Trump wants that peace prize. Once the government shut down ends, Trump isn't going to let having his peace snaked like that slide.
Tell your family you love them tonight.
I know, I'm still saying the brown extermination isn't happening.

It hasn't happened in 20 years, it won't happen now.
 
Maduro response to Maria Corina getting a Nobel was bitch on television, try to make one of his clowns go to a judge to demand the award to be invalidated and the best one, close the embassy of Norway while fellating Africa like thats a big W

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Maduro response to Maria Corina getting a Nobel was bitch on television, try to make one of his clowns go to a judge to demand the award to be invalidated and the best one, close the embassy of Norway while fellating Africa like thats a big W

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Please Mr. Trump, I'll make them cancel the award so they'll give it to you. Please don't churro me!
 
Any minute now he'll start singing I'm So Ronery.
He will, yesterday the new york times confirmed he offered everything Venezuela has, including dropping his relationships with his only friends, Russia, China and Iran as long as he stay in power, Trump told him to fuck off

This has come has a massive impact on the minimal chavizta base because one of the his propaganda lines was that PDVSA was never going to be touched by the americans and our oil will never belong to them, now here he is, basically giving it away and willing to become a puppet of the USA as long as he can be president for life
 
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What are the odds The Unchurroable One decides to launch a massive purge out of paranoia? He's certainly got the moustache for it.
They have been oddly quiet but from what i heard in the military docks here is that they are getting more paranoic because the enemy is now in front of them and now inside of the country so they dont know from where the hit is going to come from
 
Confirming that glowies are here is like saying water is wet. At this point i am more inclined to believe the CIA is helping Maduro stay in power rather than the opposite given how bad their track record is.
Alright @LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] . Let's repeat it one last time, loud for the people at the back.
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They have been oddly quiet but from what i heard in the military docks here is that they are getting more paranoic because the enemy is now in front of them and now inside of the country so they dont know from where the hit is going to come from
The average soldier is not expected to do anything, they know they don't have a sliver of a chance against any invasion. The ones moving are the comanditos and the special forces, preparing to set the country on fire in the extremely rare chance something actually happens. When they talk about Vietnam, they don't mean an armed resistance against the invader, they mean making, so the political cost of the invasion becomes so great that the only logical option is to retreat. Expect to see the oil rigs and gases pumps going kabom if something happen


Thankfully, as we all know, nothing ever happens
 
At this point i am more inclined to believe the CIA is helping Maduro stay in power rather than the opposite given how bad their track record is.
You guys faced conditions that matched or were worse than Romania did in the 1980s and chose to lay down, eat shit after the zoo animals ran out, and die instead of Ceascescuing the regime. The glowies don't need to do shit.

If the regime ends, it'll be because Trump missed when going after more drug dealers in a clownish accident on the Bus Driver's part.
 
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