💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I always wonder when the pests come up with something like this; did they actually GET ricky T delivering something to one of them somewhere as a 'dasher? Wouldn't put it past them to have it happen and know it, but not reveal it until the time is ripe.
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The police report for the phone theft incident stated that Pat had been standing around in front of an establishment called Chubby's Cheesesteak when the revolutionary cell extracted some early reparations from him. The pests mocked him for eating grease slop from a place called Chubby's, and Pat did his usual "nochild, never ate there and never will" spiel in response.

But he was there. And the only reason to wait around in front of a takeout place if you haven't ordered food is if you're waiting for someone else's order, hence the Doordash stuff.
 
femoralcanal said:
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Kyle: Hey Rick we know you doordash.
Ricardo Retardo: Thank you for admitting *you* doordash, stalker.

I read that interaction like 5 times, because I thought "I must be having a stroke, he can't be this illiterate, can he?"

Turns out he's almost as dumb as he is fat. And holy cow, is he pretty fucking fat!
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Edit: did this retard read Kyle's tweet as if Kyle said he works as a doordarsher 2 hours a day and Rick is not answering his door? Sounds very stupid and fat I know, but I'm trying to emulate a mongoloid's equivalent of "reasoning" so work with me, okay?
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98% of fatrick replies are just "no u" fattened up with more text (gotta hit that wordcount)
 
bortherman said:
98% of fatrick replies are just "no u" fattened up with more text (gotta hit that wordcount)
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You can pretty easily spot a braindead trying to masquerade as a true auteur by the way they instinctually try to pad wordcount on everything. Berevity may be the soul of wit but blowhards live in the thesaurus.
 
Judge Holden said:
Bad news joyboys, Prison may no longer be enjoyable, though on the other hand it may be optional now that Pigling Bland is specifically begging people to 'go to prison' now
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My first thought reading that was "Go directly to prison, stalker. Do not pass go, child. Do not collect $200, child." And now I really want to see a Fatopoly board.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I always wonder when the pests come up with something like this; did they actually GET ricky T delivering something to one of them somewhere as a 'dasher? Wouldn't put it past them to have it happen and know it, but not reveal it until the time is ripe.
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If doorcam footage of fatrick door dashing a stalker child some pepperoni were to show up on the internet I would be very happy. He would of course deny it was him and pretend it didn’t happen but it would put one more little piece of his pathetic life into place.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
The police report for the phone theft incident stated that Pat had been standing around in front of an establishment called Chubby's Cheesesteak when the revolutionary cell extracted some early reparations from him. The pests mocked him for eating grease slop from a place called Chubby's, and Pat did his usual "nochild, never ate there and never will" spiel in response.

But he was there. And the only reason to wait around in front of a takeout place if you haven't ordered food is if you're waiting for someone else's order, hence the Doordash stuff.
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That is not entirely true. Pat may have been having a slow night on the Pepperoni front, or perhaps he was simply hoping to tempt some urban gentlemen back to his demesne to aerate Nikki's basement drapes. A man of Pat's predilections could have numerous different reasons to be cruising the Milwaukee Ghetto after hours. He's into things, you see.
 
Entomologist said:
That is not entirely true. Pat may have been having a slow night on the Pepperoni front, or perhaps he was simply hoping to tempt some urban gentlemen back to his demesne to aerate Nikki's basement drapes. A man of Pat's predilections could have numerous different reasons to be cruising the Milwaukee Ghetto after hours. He's into things, you see.
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Someone should let Will Stancil know of Pat's ghastly illegal, civil-rights-violating pepperoni operation, Milwaukee is drivable from Minneapolis
 
siegemeister675 said:
Someone should let Will Stancil know of Pat's ghastly illegal pepperoni operation, Milwaukee is drivable from Minneapolis
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I don't know if Will is ready for investigative journalism of this calibre right now. He barely escaped from Grok's rape dungeon with his life; he might lose more than his anal circumference rolls if he ventures into Pat's Pepperoni Shoppe.
 
Entomologist said:
I don't know if Will is ready for investigative journalism of this calibre right now. He barely escaped from Grok's rape dungeon with his life; he might lose more than his anal circumference rolls if he ventures into Pat's Pepperoni Shoppe.
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If he hooks up with Pat he could pitch for a while as a change of pace, Pat is a totally normal straight man who's into things, child
 
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Patrick seems to have ended up @'d in some Twitter thread where leftist boomers tweet their Facebook-tier memes about Gaza and Biden.
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Honestly, these feel more like bots or at the very least fake profiles rather than actual users. If they’re @‘ing him it’s probably just because he shows up around every single shitlib account on Xitter.

Even then Rick’s account isn’t too far off from being a bot account. He’s about as active as one, as his tweets are similarly formulaic.
 
Gromit the Claymation Dog said:
If doorcam footage of fatrick door dashing a stalker child some pepperoni were to show up on the internet I would be very happy. He would of course deny it was him and pretend it didn’t happen but it would put one more little piece of his pathetic life into place.
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A funnier one would be Patrick ordering a bunch of Margherita pizza and being spotted through the window of his half hovel putting his own pepperoni on top.
 
internet friend said:
My first thought reading that was "Go directly to prison, stalker. Do not pass go, child. Do not collect $200, child." And now I really want to see a Fatopoly board.
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Featuring Milwaukee Avenue, Brewers Avenue, Oriental Cooking Avenue, St. Josiah Place, Mustang Gardens, Pork Place and the Bored-walk, as well as the #amReading Railroad, the O. & A. Railroad, and the Short-bus Line. Make sure you draw a Fat Chance card on your way to Prison!
The pieces can be a tiny metal pig, a laptop, a beer stein, a soggy cell phone, court paperwork, a backwards baseball hat and a giant margarita.
 
Law said:
The pieces can be a tiny metal pig, a laptop, a beer stein, a soggy cell phone, court paperwork, a backwards baseball hat and a giant margarita.
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What about some form of pepperoni slice or sausage?
And of course a rustang and a triumph, with gay Fatrick virgin inscribed on it in tiny letters.

Law said:
Featuring Milwaukee Avenue, Brewers Avenue, Oriental Cooking Avenue, St. Josiah Place, Mustang Gardens, Pork Place and the Bored-walk, as well as the #amReading Railroad, the O. & A. Railroad, and the Short-bus Line. Make sure you draw a Fat Chance card on your way to Prison!
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Instead of houses and hotels, the pieces will have to be half hovels and air bnbs.

Instead of mortgaging property, you will be instructed to pay Quasi.

The banker will also be referred to as Quasi.
 
Entomologist said:
I don't know if Will is ready for investigative journalism of this calibre right now. He barely escaped from Grok's rape dungeon with his life; he might lose more than his anal circumference rolls if he ventures into Pat's Pepperoni Shoppe.
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Rick’s a sloppy pozzed power pig bottom, when he rapes he does it by forcing the victim to rape him, so stencils grok destroyed Anus is safe.
 
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Patrick thinks that facts don’t akshually matter to your feelings. Imagine still thinking a thing as a person that would actually 100% legit would stand on his side when he “NO CHAYLD” at civilians and pests because of opposing views. Nice irony, stupid :story:

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Yep! That’s it for the show, folks. We all have autism due to dosing on Aspirin! Time to enjoy prison, baby children! Show’s over!

Also, nice take, sissy Rick. Imagine in your mid-40s, and calling a civilian “sweetie” with a grin. Color me unsurprised with the camp talk under the tough guy facade for the entirety of your rap sheet:story:

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Rick thinks his free speech is the equivalent of his precious long-gone Monday Meatloaves, the equivalent of his claimed over 50 times of getting SWATTed. This is the correcTion, child; you will not change me, child.

Edit: also fat. Fatty fat fat. Fat even.
 
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Judge Holden said:
THE PIG IS ON THE POT

I REPEAT, THE PIG IS ON THE POT
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I fucking.....fuck my ass I am gonna need a double dose of bunnahabhain to get my noggin round this.

EDIT: we are getting live porcine action this very minute. I have no fuckin idea what this evening holds but I hope to fucking god fatrick's weed saga is nigh
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Almost exactly 1 year later and it seems that the Pig may once again be on the Pot
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Using advanced Idubbbzian empathy, I pignosticate that after getting high off some particularly zesty negerwurst last year fatrick decided to make it a gay and fat yearly tradition.
 
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