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I love how clearly this shows her blotchy ass skin before she knew photoshop was a thing. This is what she looks like under all those filters: freezerburnt pork belly that's been left to fester in the hot summer sun. And she thought she looked her best here!This was back when she was just "normal" fat camping around Canada. Who could have guessed where she would be today?
She did, but I don't remember it being this exaggerated or incessant like it is now. Back in the Bibi era, she'd do that retarded side mouth thing every now and again in an attempt to mask all the panting. Now she sounds like a wheezing asthmatic, gasping and gulping in air with every single breath. I'm very curious to know what her SpO2 is. I'm guessing it ain't good.I’m almost positive she was doing all her annoying nose things - huffing, twitching, dripping with lokma chocolate - as far back as the Bibi era.
I really, really fucking hope so, but I dunno. Any rational person would have cut Chins off years ago. I want to believe Kim finally realized Chins doesn't give a shit about her and only sees her as an ATM, but with the past being the best predictor of the future, I'm not exactly optimistic.Kim—Chantal's own mother—won't take her in. We can say it's due to her husband's objections, but I think Kim is fed the fuck up, has been since the Marty incident, and Chantal bailing on her last apartment and fucking off to Syria may jave been the final straw.
If Salad doesn't get rid of her by her going back to Canada soon he might very well be stuck with her and the huge problem of her health very soon.I see she is warming up her next excuse to either not travel back to Canada or push her brain dead beezers for more donations , she is saying that she thinks she has a fractured hip.
If she really has a fractured hip she would not even be able to haul her fat arse around the house without a walking aid , their sofas are literally material on the floor with bolster cushions to lean against. She just wouldn’t be able to use them at all.
She does have mobility problems purely from being a greedy fat fuck with no self control around any sort of food. She is super morbidly obese and has no intention at all of even trying to lose weight and improve her health, she is completely obsessed with what she is going to eat ( if ) she does go back to Canada, right down to already planning her first shopping delivery.and how many nashies she can eat before they are taken off the menu.
If she can gain weight in a literal war zone where people are starving, just imagine the damage she will do to herself when all the fast food she dreams about suddenly becomes available to her.
Within a month she will outfat Hamber and Jen , and have even outfatted her new scootypuff.
Love that for her.
Fractured hip, oh yeah that's totally plausible.I see she is warming up her next excuse to either not travel back to Canada or push her brain dead beezers for more donations , she is saying that she thinks she has a fractured hip.
If Amy Slaton could fundraise for Tammy's funeral then Salah can fundraise for Chantal's.Fractured hip, oh yeah that's totally plausible.Now I wanna see how far she can push her idiot beezers' suspension of disbelief. "Hoy goys, you're not gonna believe this, but oy doyed. It's ok, oy got better. Anyway, please donate, uh, to cover moy, uh, you know, moy funeral costs, like, you know?"
Top hats but aside from her loives being more boring than a week in the jail (unless she's chimping out or having a paranoid breakdown) the wet, wheezy mouth breathing makes them totally unlistenable, and especially if she's puffing on shisha at the same timeShe sounds like a toddler with a cold when she breathes now; full mouth-breather. very cute.
You can tell her hair was thin in even earlier photos, around age 13-14 if I'm remembering correctly, Chantal has always been a shining example of what poor pedigree produces. She truly is a genetic dead end. A low IQ, fat, neurotic, bald, freakazoid with zero redeeming qualities. The Lord took mercy on our species by denying her any progeny and giving her a life path that landed her in a shithole so awful that even the local residents don't want to be in it. Chantal dying in desert shithole, far away from her family, is exactly the relief Smee wants but would never dare admit aloud.You can tell by her bangs in the bleached hair picture with Shannon that she was already fat girl balding. Jesus Chantal.
Nothing like a fracture to keep someone rooted in place. Is Chantal just going to let that heal on its own because she can’t afford any practical help and will probably only get help if she’s rushed to the emergency room?The classic signs of a fractured hip (more accurately a fractured neck of femur) are a shortening and rotating of the affected leg. Not to mention not being able to support 400 fucking pounds of weight.
She’s such a bad liar lol.
The only time I've heard of slugs in a bathroom was in those stand-alone bathrooms in a park that are super old, dripping water everywhere, and slugs are crawling through cracks in the walls to get to the cool, wet interior of the building. We're talking disgusting bathrooms that make you think about just peeing behind a tree instead.I've never heard of slugs in the house
Even her voice is hesitant when she talks about when she's flying back ("end of October"), but confident when she's talking about how her future apartment will be set up.She is stalling as much as possible in hopes that Salah will eventually relent and give up out of pure exhaustion.
I actually think that this is one of her biggest fears - not being able to afford the fast food, or anything really, in Canada.all the fast food she dreams about suddenly becomes available to her.
In Chantal's defense, I also think Salah is dumb enough to buy that excuse.Of course Chantal doesn't actually have a broken hip, but she might think Salah is dumb enough to buy that excuse.