💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Secret Sauce said:
Bollocks to that, dodgy nippa. 'Ave a right bash at the nick.
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Rickie u betta hold still while i glass ya.
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Bad news joyboys, Prison may no longer be enjoyable, though on the other hand it may be optional now that Pigling Bland is specifically begging people to 'go to prison' now
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Actually I take that back, we will now be enjoying prison forever
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Stalkerchild: Generates adorable AI picture of a festively plump fatrick sitting happily outside of hooligans on a little girl's bicycle while wearing a shirt saying "Mama's special boy!"
Pig Man: THE FACT YOU NEEDED TO PHOTOSHOP THIS HALLUCINATION TO FEED YOUR CLINICAL DELUSIONS IS A COMPLETE EXPLANATION OF YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE, STALKER. YOU CHOSE HOW THIS ENDED FOR YOU LONG AGO. ENJOY PRISON.
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Judge Holden said:
Actually I take that back, we will now be enjoying prison forever
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Prison, according to Rick, is not only awesome, we're going to ENJOY it, FOREVER!

We get to be immortal, and enjoy prison FOREVER!

Sounds pretty awesome. Prison RULES!
 
AnOminous said:
Prison, according to Rick, is not only awesome, we're going to ENJOY it, FOREVER!

We get to be immortal, and enjoy prison FOREVER!

Sounds pretty awesome. Prison RULES!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vJEwo_gwO9M, list: RDvJEwo_gwO9M
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One could draw parallels to Tolkien’s elves: who feel their immortality that binds them body and spirit to Arda, as opposed to Man who are but brief visitors that move on to Eru-knows-where after death, makes the world a prison.

Fatrick wouldn’t know this, of course, since not a word Tolkien had penned has ever crossed the porcine man’s vision.
 
Judge Holden said:
on the other hand it may be optional now that Pigling Bland is specifically begging people to 'go to prison' now
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Judge: I now give you a choice: either walk free, or go to prison forever.
Troll: Hmm, that's a toughie, but I choose to walk free.
Patrick: No, child, you chose prison.
 
Patrick seems to have ended up @'d in some Twitter thread where leftist boomers tweet their Facebook-tier memes about Gaza and Biden.
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Patrick seems to have ended up @'d in some Twitter thread where leftist boomers tweet their Facebook-tier memes about Gaza and Biden.
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This just reminded me that fats is getting old, and his descent into even further boomer-induced madness will be glorious to watch, and it will be fully online and operational.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This just reminded me that fats is getting old, and his descent into even further boomer-induced madness will be glorious to watch, and it will be fully online and operational.
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He acts much older than he actually is. When he became a lolcow, he was in his 30s, now in his early 40s he acts like a complete boomer.

His reaction to AI was very much a boomer one, and he still can't even make out an AI gen image of him, and calls it a "photoshop" instead.
Remember, AI image generation has been around for years now. Fucking Trump used it.
 
Judge Holden said:
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Kyle: Hey Rick we know you doordash.
Ricardo Retardo: Thank you for admitting *you* doordash, stalker.

I read that interaction like 5 times, because I thought "I must be having a stroke, he can't be this illiterate, can he?"

Turns out he's almost as dumb as he is fat. And holy cow, is he pretty fucking fat!
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Edit: did this retard read Kyle's tweet as if Kyle said he works as a doordarsher 2 hours a day and Rick is not answering his door? Sounds very stupid and fat I know, but I'm trying to emulate a mongoloid's equivalent of "reasoning" so work with me, okay?
 
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femoralcanal said:
Edit: did this retard read Kyle's tweet as if Kyle said he works as a doordarsher 2 hours a day and Rick is not answering his door? Sounds very stupid and fat I know, but I'm trying to emulate a mongoloid's equivalent of "reasoning" so work with me, okay?
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He's trying to do the "Every accusation is a confession" thing, but of course in this case it doesn't work because Doordashing by itself is not a shameful act.
 
femoralcanal said:
Edit: did this retard read Kyle's tweet as if Kyle said he works as a doordarsher 2 hours a day and Rick is not answering his door? Sounds very stupid and fat I know, but I'm trying to emulate a mongoloid's equivalent of "reasoning" so work with me, okay?
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no fucking idea but my first thought was that 2 hour doordashing sesh is like a "2 hour goon sesh" and it refers to the two hour period where ricky T (the T is for tubs) opens the door for doordash orders he shovels into his maw; what he calls "lunch" but the negros call "gas downtime" as they can't use the front door during that period.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
It kinda is, but it is still leagues more respectable than having no job like Patrick.
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I always wonder when the pests come up with something like this; did they actually GET ricky T delivering something to one of them somewhere as a 'dasher? Wouldn't put it past them to have it happen and know it, but not reveal it until the time is ripe.
 
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