DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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It really reminds me of China where PhD's are delivering food and lucky to even have that as a job, the future is grim, IMO, learnED or otherwise.
In American academia, any self-respecting journal outright rejects Chinese and Indian-sourced papers unless there is a well known person on the authorship willing to risk their status. And then when you go to Europe, they call it racist and get all the trash then bitch about how they are getting all the trash
 
In American academia, any self-respecting journal outright rejects Chinese and Indian-sourced papers unless there is a well known person on the authorship willing to risk their status. And then when you go to Europe, they call it racist and get all the trash then bitch about how they are getting all the trash
This is news to the CDC and the NIH, I hope they implement this rejection going forward.
 
"The apple does not far fall, from the tree." Just as likely Dave thinks to himself something along the lines of, 'bugged insemination mechanics, dood, nothing I could do,'?
Nah I think Phil takes more from his mother. From all the stories he's told she sounds like a bitch and Phil certainly has the same passive aggressive attitude as a lot of new England house wives. I mean if the hair combing story is true and Phil's tendency to mix up wife and mom while talking about Kat, sounds like he was a total mommas boy who never learned to help himself and constantly blamed others.

Meanwhile by phils own stories Dave was an accomplished veteran and an actual innovator in his work and is still very active. Remember Phil had to call his parents and fly them across the country to help him hand pictures, paint walls and clean his garage. Phil is so unlike how he describes his dad its boarding on parody for him not being the real father
 
We all know who's at fault here: Jaha and Watson should have finished the damn job. Or viscant should have insisted of a real fight and kick Phil's fat ass up and down and THEN do a DX-Crotch chop to Phil's face.

And is Phil any good at SF 6? I'd say he is average and he managed to get to Master. But a lot among the current player base has reached Master at least once. (PoP managed to do so twice and he never touched fighting games before). And of course RawPhil who kicks Phil up and down the stage whenever he wants (remember when Phil got one win and he crowed "I rawdogged RawPhil"!) But on Master rank, the real difficulty, he falters. Kept hovering around 1500 and the one time he managed to get over 1600 he made his whole spiel "nobody said DSP is good but I got 1600 MR and solved a Myst riddle and managed to beat elden ring Add-On (or something similar). just because i am DSP". Yes he is delusional. Come back when you have beat Elden Ring with a drum set faggot
I personally Think Phil is actually painfully below average with fighting games when all his experience is factored in. He isnt the "worst player ever", and has fundamentals but id hope so after playing them for 20+ years. His reactions and out of the box thinking are horrible though.

Phils one saving grace is he will look up tech that the pros use and use it himself. But he never adapts it fully, for all his complaints of pattern players Phil easily falls into that category.
 
I personally Think Phil is actually painfully below average with fighting games when all his experience is factored in. He isnt the "worst player ever", and has fundamentals but id hope so after playing them for 20+ years. His reactions and out of the box thinking are horrible though.
Yeah that's why he kept smurfing on SF6 with different consoles. Just to stomp noobs.

He's just good enough to beat beginners and people trying out new characters, he isn't at the level of a pro player like he loves to brag about.
 
I personally Think Phil is actually painfully below average with fighting games when all his experience is factored in. He isnt the "worst player ever", and has fundamentals but id hope so after playing them for 20+ years. His reactions and out of the box thinking are horrible though.

Phils one saving grace is he will look up tech that the pros use and use it himself. But he never adapts it fully, for all his complaints of pattern players Phil easily falls into that category.

Like his YouTube career, Phil was too slow to adapt to changes in the FGC. He wanted it to be like the equivalent of his camcorder days on YouTube, where he could point the camera at the TV, record 10 minutes, upload it and make bank without ever doing more work and improving. He went to tournaments and did the same playstyle over and over, and it worked at the time because it was still early, and then he got his big win playing on a busted port where nobody was really competing. But as the FGC grew, so did the skill ceiling, not to mention the number of available opponents. And the games evolved as well.

And we all know how poorly Phil handles change. He's always been years behind the trends with streaming. But adapting to fighting games isn't as easy because it's not just about being behind on the latest trends, Phil also has slowing reflexes and worsening vision to contend with. With some people, you can say they're good at a certain game in a franchise, but with Phil, I think it's even more specific, he's good at a specific game in a franchise, but only in a specific timeframe. If Phil had a console that somehow played US Turbo players from the mid 2000's, he'd be getting 4th place wins left and right.

But nowadays, he just doesn't get it. I think he genuinely believes the excuses he makes, that he's always making the right play and it's just dropped input or lag or whatever other non-skill excuse he makes up. He can't step back and look at where he needs to improve/learn, so he has to rely on fighting people who are still new/learning the game. Thing is, even if he really buckled down and learned the mechanics of the newer games and started actively practicing, I think he could for sure become an above-average player, but I don't know if he could ever get to prominent FGC levels again. There's just too many other skilled players these days and the previously mentioned slower reflexes/poor vision on Phil's side. I also think nowadays, a mark of better players is being able to mix things up and adapt in a way that wasn't necessarily there in the older days, and Phil just struggles with that too much.
 
Man I low-key hope Phil goes for 100% on mario galaxy 2. He will probably end up wage quitting but some of the prankster comets/ end game content is a pain in the ass and I think it would be funny to watch him crash out and blame the game for being to hard.
 
How did he pay for college? I can't imagine he managed to get a scholarship. Did he take out student loans or did Mommy and Daddy pay for it like everything else in his life?

Also, does anyone have the clip of him talking about seeing a recruiter?
 
Speaking of fighting games, I cant wait for Phil to play the mortal kombat collection in a few weeks. He's gonna get his ass stomped especially for anyone familiar with the meta for the games, especially Jax, kabal, and noob in some of those games is like this famous clip
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hmyUrnyFzfA
Come to think of it, I've never seen Phil play klassic MK. Does he even know what run jab pressure is, or should we expect low level scrub gameplay?
 
How did he pay for college? I can't imagine he managed to get a scholarship. Did he take out student loans or did Mommy and Daddy pay for it like everything else in his life?

Also, does anyone have the clip of him talking about seeing a recruiter?
He did take students loans and his parents helped with some tuition as well. He said one of the first things he paid off with his YouTube money was his loans. So he was pretty smart with one thing in his finances I guess.
 
PFC Dent In The Headlights really tipped $20 to apologize for recommending shovelware. Even Phil must think he's a retard.
You know it's just OIC trying to get your attention, right?

Meanwhile by phils own stories Dave was an accomplished veteran and an actual innovator in his work and is still very active. Remember Phil had to call his parents and fly them across the country to help him hand pictures, paint walls and clean his garage. Phil is so unlike how he describes his dad its boarding on parody for him not being the real father
I like how Phil complains that Dave sends him "unsolicited fish pictures" of his catches. Dave's approaching 80 and he spends more time outside every week than Phil does in a year.

I hope the KC movie comes true and Dave lives to be a supercentenarian cause Phil definitely hates his father and wants him to die already cause Linda would probably just give his special boy all of Dave's money and that's not happening if Linda goes first.
 
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I like how Phil complains that Dave sends him "unsolicited fish pictures" of his catches. Dave's approaching 80 and he spends more time outside every week than Phil does in a year.

I hope the KC movie comes true and Dave lives to be a supercentenarian cause Phil definitely hates his father and wants him to die already cause Linda would probably just give his special boy all of Dave's money and that's not happening if Linda goes first.
Daddy burnell sort of reminds me of Cobes dad Clint in a way. He's a respectable man who tried to mold phil into a successful young guy and even handed him a job from his company hoping he would grow from it. Really the only difference is that Clint grew to understand Josh and his hobbies and interests and even started helping him with the wands. I think dave is ashamed of how phil has turned out and now he just wants to try to connect with his failed son by sending him fish pics, and of course phil gets pissy about it.
 
Daddy burnell sort of reminds me of Cobes dad Clint in a way. He's a respectable man who tried to mold phil into a successful young guy and even handed him a job from his company hoping he would grow from it. Really the only difference is that Clint grew to understand Josh and his hobbies and interests and even started helping him with the wands. I think dave is ashamed of how phil has turned out and now he just wants to try to connect with his failed son by sending him fish pics, and of course phil gets pissy about it.
Phil is also a massive piece of shit compared to Cobes
 
You know it's just OIC trying to get your attention, right?


I like how Phil complains that Dave sends him "unsolicited fish pictures" of his catches. Dave's approaching 80 and he spends more time outside every week than Phil does in a year.

I hope the KC movie comes true and Dave lives to be a supercentenarian cause Phil definitely hates his father and wants him to die already cause Linda would probably just give his special boy all of Dave's money and that's not happening if Linda goes first.
I assume the lions share goes toward phils adopted sister/cousin. She still lives close to Dave and Linda right? Id imagine she sees them more than phil does, correct me if im wrong on any of this.
 
I've never seen Phil play klassic MK. Does he even know what run jab pressure is, or should we expect low level scrub gameplay?
Phil mashes during fighting games like a scrub, and the controls of MK do not have the same responsivity that Street Fighter has always traditionally had compared to it's rival franchise so he doesn't get moves to come out as dependably by comparison in MK. So he sucks even worse than at Street Fighter 2's and on basically every time he goes to a MK game.
 
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