DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

"I don't want to be known as the guy who wants to take down all his detractors"
Well Phillip, would you care to explain this copyright claim I got on my youtube channel several months ago in regards to a several second long video?
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An individual known as "Superhound" has been targeting (mostly smaller) detractor channels for years, posing as DSP. Big chance it was this person instead of DSP.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Phil back to making empty threats about taking down content from restreamers and detractors. Time to activate sleeper agent Supercuck, Phil?

Says that tractors and restreamers don't effect him, then a minute later the usual empty threats fly. If raw is stealing money and potential viewers from your "business" doesn't it effect you then? you've said as much in the past at least. Make up your mind piggy, da guy always speaking out of 2 sides of his crooked mowlth.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I think it really just boils down to Phil being a fat pussy. He even said during tonight’s stream he won’t go after the detractors because he’s afraid he will become an even bigger target. Yet he has to whine and whine about how he “could” do these things because he loves pretending he has something to hold over his detractors heads. He's just a bitch and lazy.

Phil is a pussy and knows he doesn’t have the money to sue everyone. Most courts are run by old fuckers who hardly know anything about the internet. Phil telling the judge that “Reeee they stole MA KATHENT!” will just confused the 80 year old judge and will just dismiss it. Also, the cost for legal fees will be way more than anything he gets from this. It’s almost impossible to put a price on the “damages” he got from DA ILLEGAL REEEEEE-STREAMERS! Let’s not forget, there are streamers form outside America and, with America’s image at the moment, foreign court will humor any lolsuit a middle aged “gamer” will bring up. Also, court fees will be much higher for foreign lawsuits, that’s way most of them are filled by major corporations. Phil is just trying to act tough since he wants to fool the internet into believing he’s some macho man instead of a giant pussy

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Phil rocking back and forth in his chair after talking tough and claiming he will sue is all you ever needed to see to know he’s scared as shit to lose YouTube

 

[Telemeter]

Phil is a pussy and knows he doesn’t have the money to sue everyone. Most courts are run by old fuckers who hardly know anything about the internet. Phil telling the judge that “Reeee they stole MA KATHENT!” will just confused the 80 year old judge and will just dismiss it. Also, the cost for legal fees will be way more than anything he gets from this. It’s almost impossible to put a price on the “damages” he got from DA ILLEGAL REEEEEE-STREAMERS! Let’s not forget, there are streamers form outside America and, with America’s image at the moment, foreign court will humor any lolsuit a middle aged “gamer” will bring up. Also, court fees will be much higher for foreign lawsuits, that’s way most of them are filled by major corporations. Phil is just trying to act tough since he wants to fool the internet into believing he’s some macho man instead of a giant pussy

He wont sue anyone but not because of money, he'll love an excuse to spend it.

He wont sue anyone cause its too much effort, paperwork speaking to strangers face to face, and the idea of potentially having to be physically present at court is enough to stun-lock him, even if he got pro-bono representation that wouldn't change that..

Lets not forget this guy doesn't do Amazon returns cause printing out a label and scheduling a pickup is too much work so he'll rather just eat the loss.

 

[Benchod]

Dumb question, but does Phil not snort as much as he used to? I've been listening to a-lot of detractor content at work and I feel like I haven't heard a violent snort from him in a long time. Am I just going crazy?

I understand these videos are usually edited to show his whiniest, most pathetic moments, but I remember back around 2019-ish when it felt like he would snort every two minutes or so. The fact he would LEAN INTO his microphone just to snort at his audience had me balling my eyes out with laughter

He takes allergy meds now.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Busy fucking night. I just wanted to play Space Marines 2. Dents eat this shit up.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10mX5BnnhJoPrt06Id2SnZxRtgcWbIqGhzIINRvgf3wM/edit?gid=0#gid=0

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s doing the “steam stream” again? I thought it was the busy gaming season. You know the one that was so jam packed with new games he couldn’t play yotei.
Halloween will be over with before he picks a game (which he will drop anyway)

 

[neger psykolog]

I love therapy sessions with Phil because he reveals so much of the truth of how he really feels sometimes.

He also leaves out that most Ivy League schools require something if you're not a legacy. As in, grades aren't it. While I will contend that a poor minority is getting in before spoiled private school Phil, I would also bet that either his essay or in-person interview revealed everything you needed to see from Phil Burnell to deny his ass. He also says he got into BU, which maybe so, but I highly doubt it. He got into a Jesuit private school, as in, the schools that flex low acceptance rates but typically take anybody 1) willing to pay and 2) with at least above-average grades. Fairfield doesn't have people beating down the door to pay $20k (in 2000, close to $60k today) to go to a school nobody has ever heard of or can find on a map.

Second, piggybacking on the "nobody knows wtf Fairfield is", he didn't do the one thing private schools are good for, which is networking. If you can't brown nose your way into a job going to a private school, you've wasted all your money. The degree from UConn is just as good as the degree from Fairfield if you didn't brown nose alumni to get into some corporate gig. Again, going back to the first thing, he's such a detestable person to anybody who has talked to him for 5 minutes that I'm sure that option went out the window pretty fast.

This is dumb. It would've been way funnier if he did actually go to an ivy league university as DSP.

imagine dsp was a manager or CEO as some penultimate tech company (scopely) the collective cope when he starts up a team meeting to his unhappy customers and does a board meeting prestream or some shit would produce so much salt it would put the world's salt mines out of business for a generation

 

[GodModule]

PFC Dent In The Headlights really tipped $20 to apologize for recommending shovelware. Even Phil must think he's a retard.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why does he love survival horror games when he's so BAD at them?

With all due respect, is there a single game genre that he doesn't suck shit at? Pretty much the only series where he does halfway decently at is Street Fighter and I'm saying this as someone who watched restreams of almost all SF6 streams and loved to backseat game and talk about exactly how he sucked at it in this very forum. So despite me talking mad shit, I can admit that he kinda sorta halfway knows what he's doing in Street Fighter games.

Mind you, I said series, not the fighting game genre. Every time he tries a game that's not SF, or is not not made by Capcom more broadly, he is completely fucking abysmal, quite literally as bad as people who just picked up a fighting game for the first time in their lives.

 

[HorseSense]

With all due respect, is there a single game genre that he doesn't suck shit at?

Conceptually, I'd say COD-style deathmatch FPS. Only because he understands the theory of [round start -> attack opponent -> win] which is similar to SF if Dhalsim is a sniper rifle and Zangief is a shotgun. Any level of alternate win condition, objective, or the 3rd dimension throws him for a loop.

 

[RougeRed]

how many times have we heard Phil declare, "once I get x things will be better" ?

Internet
Fighting stick
PC
etc
etc

One's I can remember off-hand, "Things will be better when/if..."
Kiwifarms closed down his thread.
Someone gave him a "fair shake" with an interview.
WE hit the tips goal.
He copies all the clown shit he gave other Youtubers shit for. (he didn't declare this one, but he thought it would fix everything)

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

One's I can remember off-hand, "Things will be better when/if..."
Kiwifarms closed down his thread.
Someone gave him a "fair shake" with an interview.
WE hit the tips goal.
He copies all the clown shit he gave other Youtubers shit for. (he didn't declare this one, but he thought it would fix everything)

And, if you really think about it, it'll never be enough. Phil is a black hole of not just creativity but everything - a dent can throw Phil a $1,000 tip and the SAME day, he'll go "Um, guys...we need to hit the goal. Yeah, I got a $1,000, but that's gone." He wants money for nothing and Hogans for free. Also, he walked into the Sidescrollers interview expecting Adam and Craig to go "You're 100% right, Phil. Those mouth drooling detractors are absolute morons and what you say is 100% the truth."

He wants the world to kiss his ass and to bow down to his every whim. Why? Because he's Phil.

 

[Benchod]

And, if you really think about it, it'll never be enough. Phil is a black hole of not just creativity but everything - a dent can throw Phil a $1,000 tip and the SAME day, he'll go "Um, guys...we need to hit the goal. Yeah, I got a $1,000, but that's gone." He wants money for nothing and Hogans for free. Also, he walked into the Sidescrollers interview expecting Adam and Craig to go "You're 100% right, Phil. Those mouth drooling detractors are absolute morons and what you say is 100% the truth."

He wants the world to kiss his ass and to bow down to his every whim. Why? Because he's Phil.

 

[marlimar]

business degrees are worthless

BBA's are functionally like political science majors for folks that are planning on attending law school, or communications majors that plan to do whatever; the grift of bachelor's degrees spun into post graduate degrees in the 2000s, so every C-suite will have at least an MBA these days. CPA requires a master's of accounting and a master's requires a prerequisite bachelor's degree, likely in business or you will have a whole lot of mandatory program course work to complete which would be enough to get you a BBA in the first place.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Those steam nights are always great at showing how much he lacks curiosity and how incapable he is at describing games.

He basically just looks at the first trailer on the steam page of the games the dents tell him. He's not browsing by tags or doing any efforts to look for stuff he could be interested in. And he's got nothing to say on the games.

If it's retro looking or if it doesn't have 4k graphics = it's bad
If it's looking like or has an element of [game] = it's like [game]
If there's something weird = "snake laugh", it's weird wtf guys
If it's a remake = I played the original, I'm a fan

He'll just stay crossed arms not even checking gameplay pictures and reviews

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I never thought he could get lazier/more retarded than a grade schooler reading the back of the book for their book report presentation, but here we go.

 

[Balr0g]

He wants the world to kiss his ass and to bow down to his every whim. Why? Because he's Phil.

We all know who's at fault here: Jaha and Watson should have finished the damn job. Or viscant should have insisted of a real fight and kick Phil's fat ass up and down and THEN do a DX-Crotch chop to Phil's face.

And is Phil any good at SF 6? I'd say he is average and he managed to get to Master. But a lot among the current player base has reached Master at least once. (PoP managed to do so twice and he never touched fighting games before). And of course RawPhil who kicks Phil up and down the stage whenever he wants (remember when Phil got one win and he crowed "I rawdogged RawPhil"!) But on Master rank, the real difficulty, he falters. Kept hovering around 1500 and the one time he managed to get over 1600 he made his whole spiel "nobody said DSP is good but I got 1600 MR and solved a Myst riddle and managed to beat elden ring Add-On (or something similar). just because i am DSP". Yes he is delusional. Come back when you have beat Elden Ring with a drum set faggot

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

every C-suite will have at least an MBA these days.

Every engineer I know has an MBA, often paid for by the company to take for 1/4 of their hours (sometimes online) just to show some base level qualifications for moving out of grunt work.

DSPs degree, as you're saying, is worthless on so many levels.

 

[marlimar]

Every engineer I know has an MBA, often paid for by the company to take for 1/4 of their hours (sometimes online) just to show some base level qualifications for moving out of grunt work.

DSPs degree, as you're saying, is worthless on so many levels.

I blame DeVry and similar online schools for making undergraduate degrees barely better than a high school diploma, which are in themselves barely better than a GED... the grift continues... now you can do your master's online too!

It really reminds me of China where PhD's are delivering food and lucky to even have that as a job, the future is grim, IMO, learnED or otherwise.