💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

Jack has almost totally transformed himself into an egg with cancer. That fucking Tron review: "Completely safe; nothin' to worry about" - FOR WHO?!

The more we see of Jack adhered to that couch like a mushroom, the more I suspect he may get a Humpty Dumpty-style ending of farting himself onto the floor and shattering into a tidal wave of goo.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm going to get hit by the ''lurk more'' stick with this but has Jack ever worked in an actual restaurant? My line mates were asking me this while I was showing them Jack recipes.

No Jack worked as a DJ once and got fired for only playing the music he likes.

He also had a shitty sauce brand that got laughed out of some midwestern shark tank show that had him cry

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He also had a shitty sauce brand that got laughed out of some midwestern shark tank show that had him cry

 

[p1138]

No Jack worked as a DJ once and got fired for only playing the music he likes.

He also had a shitty sauce brand that got laughed out of some midwestern shark tank show that had him cry

Don't forget his year or so long stint as a "record producer" for one country music artist which coincides with the time he and one of his brothers ran some fucking scam CD burning company they claimed was a record label and would over-take mp3s and itunes.

 

[AnOminous]

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The video is basically just 15 minutes of humiliating Jack. "I've had SUSHI more cooked than this!" Then they openly mock him when he starts his bullshit crying and lying (he lies about when his mom died).

Doesn't want to embed: https://vimeo.com/372072059

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

No Jack worked as a DJ once and got fired for only playing the music he likes.

He also had a shitty sauce brand that got laughed out of some midwestern shark tank show that had him cry

Jack claims that Michael Eisner called his radio station for being critical of the Mighty Ducks (at the time, owned by Didney)

That never happened.


Also, we’re repeating a ton of Jack lore that has been documented and repeated numerous times. Not complaining but wanted to point that out.

 

[Tiresome]

Also, we’re repeating a ton of Jack lore that has been documented and repeated numerous times. Not complaining but wanted to point that out.

I mean, we can be hospitable and not tell the n00bs for the thousandth time to read the fucking OP, because restating facts still makes for a more pleasant thread overall than just getting pissed when lazy people wonder about Jacklore.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I mean, we can be hospitable and not tell the n00bs for the thousandth time to read the fucking OP, because restating facts still makes for a more pleasant thread overall than just getting pissed when lazy people wonder about Jacklore

To be fair you have to have a fairly actively curated Opening Post for that to happen. And even in the best documented opening posts, you end up losing a ton of funny minutiae to time and larger topics.

I’m half wishcasting that people don’t get run off by the repetition. It doesn’t bother me, but I don’t want it to impact the community’s enjoyment of laughing at Jack.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's fun repeating fatty's failures in life

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

Also, we’re repeating a ton of Jack lore that has been documented and repeated numerous times. Not complaining but wanted to point that out.

Some of this is new to me, I'm down for the history lesson!

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair you have to have a fairly actively curated Opening Post for that to happen. And even in the best documented opening posts, you end up losing a ton of funny minutiae to time and larger topics.

It should only really be a cause for mockery if noobs show up and act like total retards and ignore everything that actually happened. The whole "never spoonfeed noobs" thing is retarded. Sharing the fun is much more fun.

 

[Tiresome]

It doesn’t bother me

For me, it kind of comes down to, do you want to be reminded every day that one of the simultaneously most loathsome and incompetent people you've ever heard of once blubbered like a bitch on national television when confronted with his failure of a life?

Why, yes. Yes I do.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

New Jack review

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What a completely useless review…

 

[AnOminous]

Why, yes. Yes I do.

There's nothing better than watching Jack, who has claimed to be barbecue king over and over, and to make the "Best Sauce," showing up on a show full of Texans who expect him, when he shows up, to demonstrate his skills by cooking for 100 Texans, and he utterly fails to do that, then they mock him for it, then they mock his sauce, then when he starts crying, they mock him for crying.

 

[Shartavius]

It sometimes helps to remember that Jack has been an incompetent liar and aspiring fraud for longer than he has been a stroke factory.

 

[An YTMND User]

I mean, we can be hospitable and not tell the n00bs for the thousandth time to read the fucking OP, because restating facts still makes for a more pleasant thread overall than just getting pissed when lazy people wonder about Jacklore.

I do lurk but I just wanted a precise reponse on a specific topic of Jack. I apologize.

 

[p1138]

It should only really be a cause for mockery if noobs show up and act like total retards and ignore everything that actually happened. The whole "never spoonfeed noobs" thing is retarded. Sharing the fun is much more fun.

Plus they can take the summarized info they get and then search through the thread to find more. Yeah sure I mentioned his CD printing scam and his laughable record label career, but armed with that information a noob can go entertain themselves for a while looking that stuff up in the thread.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There's nothing better than watching Jack, who has claimed to be barbecue king over and over, and to make the "Best Sauce," showing up on a show full of Texans who expect him, when he shows up, to demonstrate his skills by cooking for 100 Texans, and he utterly fails to do that, then they mock him for it, then they mock his sauce, then when he starts crying, they mock him for crying.

He comes in full of confidence and is reduced to a blubbering little baby by the end. It was great.

The worst part was when the guys had to cook his ribs and he just started walking about gladhanding everybody instead of actually cooking. But this is exactly what he wanted. He wanted people to do the work and he'd just be the face of the company.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He says this



But uploaded these

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The worst part was when the guys had to cook his ribs and he just started walking about gladhanding everybody instead of actually cooking. But this is exactly what he wanted. He wanted people to do the work and he'd just be the face of the company.

The worst part is that was the actual strength the WTIC guys identified, his personality and showmanship, could have worked to build the brand but he was unwilling to give them a totally reasonable stake in CWJ vs. his outrageous demand because of some dumb reason.

Then he started crying and going on a weird tangent about how he wants to help people vs. make money. On a show where the entire point is for those goofy ass hillbillies to make money from investing in startups.