wtf. This is the most anti-American post ever.
First off. The things liquor has done for the world and the USA:
1. Bourbon is beloved across the world and has a great flavor profile. It’s add much to the culinary world.
2. Makes fat chicks semi-attractive when consumed enough.
3. George Washington, when he couldn’t afford to pay his troops gave them whiskey where they proceeded to buck break the British niggers.
4. Fueled the economy. The USA breweries and microbreweries are solid businesses helping out the small independents and large corpos alike.
5. Makes social lubricators and helps people relax.
6. Can be used as a pain killer and a medical marvel.
7. Makes posts like the one you posted tolerable.
Now compare this to what Mormons and Utah has done for the USA:
1. Uhhh…
2. It has some homosexual back room in all bars where a dude dumps jizz in your light beer because he is insane.
I demand you apologize right now for your terrible opinion.