"Current year" terms that piss you off

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"X has entered the chat". Just stupid, I don't care for it along with all the other pithy shit terminally online losers love to say. Some nerd sperged out on me in an Instagram thread (I mostly follow cat-related accounts because kitties lower my blood pressure and never fail to make me smile, don't judge me too harshly) because I said third entries in film franchises are almost always garbage, and he snarks back with "Return of the Jedi and Return of the King have entered the chat" along with some ranting I didn't really bother reading because what's the point? Fucking fanboy faggots. I guess he missed the "almost always" part.
"erm, Return of the Jedi entered the chat!"
"Haha Speech 100!"
"Everybody liked that"
"take my gold kind stranger!"
"you sir, have won the internet!"

Anyone else wanna chime in?
"you sir", "welp" and "hubby" are all phrases I think should be punishable via electric chair with no sponge.
 
These are online mannerisms and not real slang, but I present some goodies all from the same genre of person:
  • Starting sentences with "Hey so"
  • Adding errant "maybe"s into sentence, always paired with an imperative command
  • Ending what should've been a statement with a question mark
  • Ending sentences with (a passive aggressive) "Hope it helps!"
Three of these combined:
Hey so just wanted to let you know, I saw what you posted earlier and maybe be a liitttle more sensitive about the struggles trans folx go through on a daily basis?
 
Veg.

If the word vegetable is too much effort for you, you already have veggie for a shortened version.

If veggie is too much effort for you, go back to kindergarten.
 
“Current year”.

I’m not trying to be the 87,345th jerkoff to make the same joke. I hate being reminded where I am temporally, it fucking sucks here
 
A continuous, recycled, renewed like the Green Man every Spring, tumour cell building, YouTube one:

WHO'S HERE IN {CURRENT YEAR/WHENEVER RIGHT FUCKING NOW IS/WAS}?

In present time, getting a semi over the thought of me throat chopping you. Where the fuck else would I be, you empty, boring, attention-seeking, thick fuck?

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Pregnant people. Because I've been seeing it used a lot lately. It will never not piss me off.
there was a youtuber talking about his wife having a miscarriage and the fucker said "birthing person". my reaction was that quote in "i have no mouth but i must scream" thats about how much the computer hates humanity, you know the one
 
A continuous, recycled, renewed like the Green Man every Spring, tumour cell building, YouTube one:

WHO'S HERE IN {CURRENT YEAR/WHENEVER RIGHT FUCKING NOW IS/WAS}?

In present time, getting a semi over the thought of me throat chopping you. Where the fuck else would I be, you empty, boring, attention-seeking, thick fuck?

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Throat chop them and then laugh as they gasp for air. Youtube comment threads are some of the most braindead tripe you'll come across.

Thread tax: crashing out. I've griped about this before but damn it, I'll gripe again because it's at the very top of my internet slang hate list. It betrays total, absolute idiocy. And it's language that cheapens. People who suffer mental breakdowns and have to be committed are just "crashing out". Arguing a point passionately and getting a little carried away is "crashing out". Fucking hate this place.
 
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"Living in a body"!!
Like "As a person living in a fat body, I'm facing a lot of challenges".
You ARE your body, you are not just renting a space for your mind somewhere. I hate this distancing language so freaking much.
 
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