Canada is a failed state

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haha no we didn't go that far. But if we did it would probably involve smoked salmon lol.
Want to go smoke some salmon [/indian lockjaw, to pronounce this in native-accent don't open your jaw all the way when you say it, barely open it at all]? To hear native accent listen to any Question Period from the House of Commons on CPAC and listen to Lori Idlout [NDP MP for Nunavut] speak.
HOLY FACK! That’s deadly *native accent*

Edit: To add to the jeet discussion, you know it’s bad when other minorities / immigrants hate jeets in Canada. My co worker who is from the Philippines was complaining there is too many damn Indians here and finds them annoying 😂
 
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HOLY FACK! That’s deadly *native accent*

Edit: To add to the jeet discussion, you know it’s bad when other minorities / immigrants hate jeets in Canada. My co worker who is from the Philippines was complaining there is too many damn Indians here and finds them annoying 😂
Flips fucking DETEST jeets.

I have never heard a more vicious tirade against an identifiable group than when a Filipino friend of a friend went off about jeets. A KKK rally is warm and welcoming compared to his rant.

It was a thing of beauty.
 
Please poo in the loo, dalit.

The only way anyone in Canda could possibly never have had a negative interaction with a jeet is for them to BE a jeet.
I have literally only interacted with them as either coworkers or fast food and again my only bad experiences are when they slacked off either as coworkers or employee serving me.
Maybe im lucky but im also not using my experiences to discredit the multiple examples in this thread about jeets in this country.
You can't escape the jeetdar
You are retarded.
 
I have literally only interacted with them as either coworkers or fast food and again my only bad experiences are when they slacked off either as coworkers or employee serving me.
Maybe im lucky but im also not using my experiences to discredit the multiple examples in this thread about jeets in this country.

You are retarded.
>Doesn't curse vishnu or muhammad
 
Literally walked past a ‘Japanese’ restaurant this week and the 3 jeet ‘workers’ were feet up asleep in the window. Door wasn’t even closed.
I will never eat their fake jeetmade sushi.
No standards, these people have no standards.
 
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HOLY FACK! That’s deadly *native accent*

Edit: To add to the jeet discussion, you know it’s bad when other minorities / immigrants hate jeets in Canada. My co worker who is from the Philippines was complaining there is too many damn Indians here and finds them annoying 😂
Daily reminder that EVERY SINGLE culture in asia considers jeets to be subhuman.
 
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Canadian Boomers like Diane are truly the most loathsome creatures on the planet. A "take what you can and screw everyone else" mentality if there ever was one.

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Canadian Boomers like Diane are truly the most loathsome creatures on the planet. A "take what you can and screw everyone else" mentality if there ever was one.

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These people will unironically call Millenials/Gen Z "spoiled" when they received everything for dirt cheap and didnt have hordes of shitskins displacing them. I hate boomers so fucking much
 
Among the many privileges enjoyed by those who do not identify as members of the disfavored race we can add lower gym fees:
Love how CBC spent tens of thousands if not over a hundred thousand dollars on locating and doxing private gyms that rented out empty space to sparring tournaments / training Active Clubs, while doing nothing about this gym.
I'd rather get them from Krispy Kreme
There are local bakeries that make better donuts. One of the best ones is Beechwood Donuts in St. Catharines.
 
Don’t worry, that Boomer will get forced MAID to help with the environment in the near future. Or her pensions will go belly up when the Liberals bankrupt us and she’ll die working at a Tim Singh’s when she’s in her 80s.
 
CUPWs is already starting to feel the heat since they're now calling for rotation strikes.
All this is going to do is prove the effectiveness of alternate day mail.

I agree all this will do is be the end of Canada Post. They're too bloated and useless to compete with things like Purolator and FedEx and you really have to ask exactly how much paper mail is going through the system in a time where everyone is doing electronic bills.

I know that I sure will seeing my mailbox fill up with useless junk mail every day.
 
Certain countries got very generous trade deals with the USA.

Except Canada, for some reason Ottawa cannot ink a trade deal with Washington D.C.

Again, pathetic.
carney's doing it on purpose so he can sell Canada off to the highest bidder.

Carney is a flea trying to tell the Bull Mastiff what to do.
Canadians have been taught that Canada is a mouse that's in bed with an Elephant (USA).

The last few times it was because we sent Chrystia Freeland and her expert team of negotiators
Now we've got Dominic Le Blank Slate, who's an even bigger alcoholic than Elizabeth May. Like, drinks before Question Period type.
There are local bakeries that make better donuts.
Hell, I know a literal black person from Africa who makes way fucking better fucking donuts than fucking Tim Hortons.
 
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