Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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I pity the poor hospitalists that in the near future will be exposed to Vicky's smug "WDYM you never heard of paramyotonica congenita? Your ignorance is literal genocide. Do better."

ETA: here's the NIH on this condition that Vicky doesn't have:
Paramyotonia congenita is a disorder that affects muscles used for movement (skeletal muscles). Beginning in infancy or early childhood, people with this condition experience bouts of sustained muscle tensing (myotonia) that prevent muscles from relaxing normally. Myotonia causes muscle stiffness that typically appears after exercise and can be induced by muscle cooling. This stiffness chiefly affects muscles in the face, neck, arms, and hands, although it can also affect muscles used for breathing and muscles in the lower body. Unlike many other forms of myotonia, the muscle stiffness associated with paramyotonia congenita tends to worsen with repeated movements.

Most people—even those without muscle disease—feel that their muscles do not work as well when they are cold. This effect is dramatic in people with paramyotonia congenita. Exposure to cold initially causes muscle stiffness in these individuals, and prolonged cold exposure leads to temporary episodes of mild to severe muscle weakness that may last for several hours at a time. Some older people with paramyotonia congenita develop permanent muscle weakness that can be disabling.
https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/paramyotonia-congenita

Even she must realize how unlikely it is she suffers from this, right? Then again, she probably won't since it's another excuse to be a lazy cunt.
 
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Imagine how nice her Florida jaunt would have actually been if she'd really had that one. She'd never have wanted to go back up to New York.
 
This new shiny disease didn't drop a second too soon. Replies asking why she doesn't just get her professor a doctor's note for her MG have been piling up for days now.
 
It is entirely possible that she has a medical fetish. It's not unheard of for people to get off on medical attention, drawing unconsenting doctors and nurses into it by asking them to examine you.

There was one guy here in the UK who got banned from every hospital in the country because he'd ask nurses to put surgical masks on him and would get gigantic boners. He was so obsessed that he would move house every so often because he would get banned from all his local hospitals, so they banned him from all of them. I think he was the first person to be banned from the entire NHS:

 
There was one guy here in the UK who got banned from every hospital in the country because he'd ask nurses to put surgical masks on him and would get gigantic boners. He was so obsessed that he would move house every so often because he would get banned from all his local hospitals, so they banned him from all of them. I think he was the first person to be banned from the entire NHS:
53 in 2004; he would have been 69 in 2020.

I wonder what 2020 was like for a surgical mask fetishist. Maybe his heart exploded.
 
Didn’t she learn about MG from some random Twitterer posting about MG? I swear, it’s how she has obtained every dx. I wouldn’t be surprised if she saw other trans folks on the internets and decided she must be trans too.
 
It says right there paramyotonia congenita stiffness typically appears right after exercise. Given that factor, how in the world would Vicky know she’s got it?
 
"Another part of my refund is late..."

Look, I also took out loans in college for living expenses. There was no time when "part of" my refund came later than any other part. This is just bullshit, she thinks she can get away with it because most of the people who follow her don't have or need student loans.

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The only student "loan" she ever took was from the bank of mom and dad. That's how she affords "homelessness" (posh hotel rooms, etc) in Manhattan.
 
I believe entirely that she's maxing out her loans to whatever extent possible. She will then turn around and say she's permanently and totally disabled, so we'll all have to pay for those loans.

Her stories are really the public service, her way of giving back to us all with the gift of laughter.
 
A couple three things:
1) generic zyrtec is $10 from Walmart
2) doctors can write a prescription for OTC medications in situations like these. It's almost like...this isn't a vital medication for her.
3) I can't overstate how many opportunities there are for financial and other help for the truly needy and infirm in NYC. It's quite suspicious that she isn't getting everything she needs that way.
 
1) generic zyrtec is $10 from Walmart

She could literally buy a year's supply on Amazon for under $9.

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Good chance she's lying about the Zyrtec and just wants to buy dinner, but given her level of retardation, it's also possible that Vicky simply doesn't know that Zyrtec and cetirizine are the same thing and has no idea that generic medications exist. Why would she have to? She's not a poor.
 
She used to spend hundreds on having pharmacies compound OTC medicines like zyrtec because she claimed to be too allergic to something or other in the mass produced versions. I don't recall the exact figures but it was hundreds of dollars a month I'm sure. She will still be playing at this grift but will have downsized how expensive the special version of hayfever medicines she needs.
 
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