I used to think the Rekieta Media Empire couldn't fall, but he is trying really hard to kill it.
Hah, you can just imagine the sneering contempt with which Nick would regard that last one. But I’m sure he doesn’t bother to check in on his defunct community anymore.
I can't help but wonder what kind of hog Aaron must be dragging around to drive Nick and Kayla so insane by withholding it.
By all accounts, as sought and requested by Patrick "What do you mean you wouldn't fuck a kid? I'd fuck a kid" Melton, it is allegedly average with a noticeable curve to the left.
This was actually confirmed by aaaron on Monday’s show, where he declared it “Astonishingly average” including a whole bit where he re stated this to the tune of “born in the USA”.
"Look, I know you pay me for content that I haven't uploaded Locals-exclusive content in many, many months, but can you provide the new content that you pay me for? Please?"Locals update:
He totally doesn't have a stash of these posts already, he has to pretend they were curated for him by his three remaining Locals supporters
Is this nigger for real?
Oh he HAS to be reading here. Not a few hours ago, we were talking about how neglected his locals chat was.
He can just check twitter, there's about five of us including a MN governor candidate making occasional tweets about him.
Nick saw that even his final few sycophants were getting ready to leave so he's trying to placate them.
I see he's learning from Melton. That fat, lazy fuck has his listeners send him clips for his shows then he'll spend 10 minutes bitching at them if it isn't timestamped properly. I guess it's the next evolution for the paypigs, why just send superchats to get your "jokes" read live when you can edit the content for the show you're watching and still pay for it?"Look, I know you pay me for content that I haven't uploaded Locals-exclusive content in many, many months, but can you provide the new content that you pay me for? Please?"
"Lets reminisce about the times I actually put out content, unlike right now, where I'm asking you (the paying customer) to do it for me."
EVEN DSP ISN'T THIS SHAMELESS
More importantly how long can you go without streaming before MN concludes you don't have gainful employment and that it's all a farce to cover up petrofac trust fund nepo baby as an income source? MN's legal system is a joke.
"Let's all share a laugh about people expressing frustration at how I was able to neglect my kids while possessing felony amounts of coke with very minor consequences"
People used to send him all kinds of shit straight up free just to see it on his show. He didn't even have to ask.
Unless that's explicitly in his probation conditions it isn't a thing. They don't want you on welfare because if the state is going to pay for you anyway they can do that while you're in jail.
The probation conditions don’t matter. The county wants this to go away just as much as Nick. It’s only five years because he is a complete narcissistic cunt.
