🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Clotso Coof said:
The cat had to STAY MISSING for the maneuver to work
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This is so telling in the context that Emily was actively trying to kick her out at the time. Rarity coudn't actually be missing in case she was just found immediately. I agree this bitch killed and hid the cat in psychotic desperation to stay with Feeder.
 
powdered toast said:
This is so telling in the context that Emily was actively trying to kick her out at the time. Rarity coudn't actually be missing in case she was just found immediately. I agree this bitch killed and hid the cat in psychotic desperation to stay with Feeder.
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Been thinking about a scenario like that, and I hate that with Amber you actually have to entertain crazy ideas like that. Not necessarily that she killed poor Rarity. But how big is the risk that a lifelong indoor cat, who - let's be honest - didn't even hate the beast, dashes out the door into the unknown cold of Wisconsin at the first chance and doesn't immediately return, even though the door had been left open for a while afterwards? It doesn't really make sense unless Amber physically put some effort into driving her away. Or worse...
 
She fucking killed Rarity every time. I think I can’t hate this lard ass more, but then she does something worse. She’s truly a waste of human consciousness
 
There's a chance she killed Rarity, certainly. I absolutely believe she's evil enough to do it because Amber only cares about Amber but I also find it plausible that Rarity booked it if that was the night Ambie and Fed Bundy had their big blow up. Rarity, already distressed at living somewhere strange took her chance with the cold, hoping sunny Kentucky or Lexington wasn't too far away but could not find her way back to the house since she's always been an indoors cat. Cats can and do wander but in a strange area she's unfamiliar with in the dead of freezing winter?

I just hope some nice person found her and took her in, or really was that cat in the shelter and got adopted out to live her remaining days with a nice, clean sane family. Hoping the other animals get rescued someday.

Also those receipts, hot damn. Ambie is a fucking nightmare to live with, go figure.
 
You know what too, I believe not only did she get rid of Gracie as well, but she did it not just because she wanted HER own cat but probably to punish destiny in some way because she loved the cat a lot. A la boogie taking his ex wife's dog in the divorce (she had to give it to him to be able to divorce him and sign and NDA) just because she loved it and he obviously doesn't care about it in that way.

I think she probably does all kind of little mean asshole things just to "punish" her caretakers in some way. She probably blamed Emily on rarities disappearance at first too, "OMG I was so beepeeddee and traumatized from you yelling I let her out. All your fault" some shit like that. I bet money

Big Al the obese cat killer

Edit: I mean look at all her little snide comments and put downs she has for every person she's been with including her own mom. I would say the only thing she loves is herself but given the fact she's an obese, smelly, shit rag user who has to have Mommy's help and wears mumus at the bingo parlor in her fucking thirties, I doubt she has any love for self at all.
 
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I mean, I wasn't SUPER-joking when I used to have the custom title "Bitch put me in the grock bot" under my username.

Obviously I don't believe she actually ate Gracie, but am I confident that she's capable of killing a pet to further her own goals? Yes. Yes, I am.
 
Well, maybe Twilight was the better love story this time. I haven't seen this much psychopathic clingyness since middle school.
"I was just trying to hold you and calm you down." Says every violent abuser ever.
I agree that Amber would totally kill her cat for a chance to hang onto her carer, she attacks her people, why wouldn't she attack her pets? We already know she views her pets as objects or accessories, not as living things with feelings.
The little beg once she thought she'd got Emily back on side though lmao That was the best part of this exchange, all it needed was some uwu speak.
+1 to the theory that Emily has deleted messages.
 
I've always believed that Amber did something to hurt Gracie that kept her from being able to find her way back, or straight up killed her. How old was Gracie when she disappeared? I forget, but as the owner of an elderly cat (16 years) I can tell you that, for the most part, they don't just bolt out the fucking door. They don't have the energy for it and prefer to sleep all day-- and if they do go out its not to climb trees, jump over fences, and certainly not to go on 'adventures' out in the dead of winter.

Either Amber has shoved more than just one cat-- alive-- into a bag and tossed the poor thing in the garbage, or she's killed them and got rid of the bodies as fast as her ""dainty"" feet allowed her. There is no other possible reason for these disappearances with this cunt. She's as psychotic as she is obese, or perhaps even more so.
 
It's so serendipitous that the pets that go missing are the ones she's the least attached to, and in the case of rarity, she was more allergic to her fur than wasabi's. I also think she kicked out Gracie to get the new kitten and to punish Destiny, maybe also because she was working when DarvoLynn wasn't and she was jealous of the time Density was spending without her. The only thing that makes me seriously question her capacity to really kill an animal is that she's fucking lazy, she let bedbugs and fleas crawl freely in her home on a bed covered with cat piss and shit, I seriously doubt she would be capable of offing a living being and hide the body when she is too lazy for doing the most basic chores.
All her actions point painfully in the same direction: she's a sociopath, and the fact that she's so fat she's on the verge of being suffocated by her own fourth chin is not because deep deep down she hates herself, it's because she can't handle being told no, even by herself.
She reminds me of Sarah Boone and Laetecia Stauch. Same way of lying while being the martyr of the situation.
 
I can't help but wonder why Wasabi did not also run out, unless he was so scared and stressed out from being in a new place around strange animals and two crazy cunts yelling at one another constantly, he found a spot to camp out and just did not move at all. We may never know what happened to that poor, beautiful cat unless Emily comes clean. Amber will never, so our best bet is Emily running her mouth some more.
 
Interesting that she attempted to use Princess. What made her backpedal on that, I wonder? Not a conscience.

Maybe she was worried about a beat down from Emily.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
Interesting that she attempted to use Princess. What made her backpedal on that, I wonder? Not a conscience.

Maybe she was worried about a beat down from Emily.
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I think if she was responsible for one of Emily's pets going missing and dying, Emily would have taken legal action. She's threatened it before when Amber's been on live 'spilling tea' about her.

If Amber let Princess out on purpose and Emily found out about it, I think she would have made her life a living hell. Emily knows Princess wouldn't get out on her own, as far as I'm aware, she's an elderly cat who's a pretty big homebody. She would have immediately been suspicious. However, Rarity getting out wouldn't have raised flags as quickly. An unfamiliar cat who's in a new environment and stressed with other animals gets out? Could be played off as an accident at first.
 
She let Rarity out. She is really dumb and does not grasp any form of consequences.

I am positive she was convinced in her idiotic peasized brain that runs on fantasies and fat that rarity could "explore a little" outside (Direct quote: She did this before and everything was fine guiiise, she loves to explore), then in her mind, later she would be found by someone or her/Emily. This also explains why she didn't monetize it immediately, it was a private operation for love and housing.

Everything would've been fine and she could bond with Emily over this accomplishment of finding her cat. And hold it over her head for future fights ofcourse.

But Rarity did not come back and was not found and now she is panicking. Her wailing "AND NOW I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS" cry felt real for a reason. (Or as real of an emotion you can get from the blob besides rage)

She killed her cat because she is selfish and very stupid and has 0 regards for other living beings. But I don't believe she killed her and covered it up by claiming she escaped.

But hey, she got 3 extra weeks in wisconsin and she used it to keep the relationship going afterwards. Quote: "Emily will always keep looking for her". Amber probably demanded she remained to have full access over the cameras to check on her phone. This way she could also keep an eye on Emily.

It was an absolute control freaks wet dream.

Hope Rarity was worth it Amber.
 
This is all a lovely flowing of milk, but my God at the pearl-clutching at the pronoun shit. Imagine being bodyslammed and bitched about by a 600 pound humpalump and people are putting that on-par with calling Casey a woman. It's okay to call the Ham all the fat jokes in the book, but God forbid you misgender someone during a heated argument at 4am after getting scratched by the 'beetus-brown shelf-gunk fingers before your 12 hour hospital shift. Grim!
 
blubberlubber said:
This is all a lovely flowing of milk, but my God at the pearl-clutching at the pronoun shit. Imagine being bodyslammed and bitched about by a 600 pound humpalump and people are putting that on-par with calling Casey a woman. It's okay to call the Ham all the fat jokes in the book, but God forbid you misgender someone during a heated argument at 4am after getting scratched by the 'beetus-brown shelf-gunk fingers before your 12 hour hospital shift. Grim!
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I honestly don't get why these reaction channels are surprised by it. She doesn't even respect people as a whole; she feeds them until they die. What the fuck made them think that she gave a shit about pronouns? lmaooo
 
Ahhhh, delicious milk.

Is it wrong for me to wish that Amber would get the shit physically beaten out of her in one of these relationships? Because that would be funny to imagine her as one of those punching bag clowns ngl.

EDIT: Also, Amber not respecting pronouns despite it being social suicide in LGBTQ+ circles only confirms to me she’s a crypto-TERF.
 
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