💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Pat just thinks getting drilled in the ass by NiKKKi every night makes him Navy material.
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It involves homosexual activity and a rich source of natural gas. He's two thirds of the way there.
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
We are going to prison because...

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...we laugh at an obese retard online?
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Yes, child. Your life ended here. You have been found guilty in Fat Court of Felony Mirth and Advanced Terroristic Gangster Computer Cyberstalking. Enjoy prison.
 
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Had to post these again to show how insanely bitch-titted he is :story:

Oh, let’s not forget the time where a pest disguised as a Pest Control Specialist would exploit on how Rick really talks with normal people (REAL.).
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Made an exploitable piggy template, so enjoy death. Untitled111_20251003190117.png
 
JustStopDude said:
Oh God, I'm picturing Pat on like the USS Alabama tour, correcting the old salts that volunteer as guides on how the ship used to operate and whatnot.
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"No, veteran child, those radar towers weren't "lifesavers". If you were smart like me, you'd have disabled the kamikazes' planes by throwing pig's bladders filled with paint at their cockpits, but of course a nazi like you would love the opportunity to ki-ACK!"

Chef Red Pill said:
No wonder he hasn't published anything new in years
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Is he even working on something at the moment? As far as I know, he sent Tiny Tim Does Tiananmen Square to his editor nearly three years ago, and has done nothing but ragexeet nonstop since then.
 
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Turns out Tiny Tim gets Munged on Mercury is delayed due to the extensive rewrites as Fatrick transforms the novel into the compilation Tiny Tim: Cretaceous Copulation which features Tiny Tim gets Raped by Raptors, Tiny Tim gets Topped by a Tyrannosaur and Tiny Tim gets Sodomized by a Spinosaurus among many other uh....entries
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Judge Holden said:
Turns out Tiny Tim gets Munged on Mercury is delayed due to the extensive rewrites as Fatrick transforms the novel into the compilation Tiny Tim: Cretaceous Copulation which features Tiny Tim gets Raped by Raptors, Tiny Tim gets Topped by a Tyrannosaur and Tiny Tim gets Sodomized by a Spinosaurus among many other uh....entries
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Fatrick will become Chuck Tingle about the same time Ana Valens becomes a woman.
 
Judge Holden said:
Turns out Tiny Tim gets Munged on Mercury is delayed due to the extensive rewrites as Fatrick transforms the novel into the compilation Tiny Tim: Cretaceous Copulation which features Tiny Tim gets Raped by Raptors, Tiny Tim gets Topped by a Tyrannosaur and Tiny Tim gets Sodomized by a Spinosaurus among many other uh....entries
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Patrick S. Tomlinson, fierce opponent of the age of consent.
 
McMitch said:
The irony of Fatrick to accuse anyone of succumbing to obsessive behavior.
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Right? The way he ensures nobody wants to publish his book about gay orgies in space and how driven he is to get ever fatter tells me he's got some behavioral issues to sort out.
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Goddamn that watch sucks
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
We are going to prison because...

*checks notes*

...we laugh at an obese retard online?
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Yes, child. A prison so thoroughly enjoyable that it kills us. We're literally there for life. Enjoy!
Halbschwanz said:
>Implying pigtits has an inner monologue
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But he does, stalker.

"I'm Mama's special boy."
"Why aren't they marking clothing sizes correctly anymore? I haven't gained a pound in decades!"
"Fuck you, Hoolies! Chubby's is better anyway!"
"I wonder what these nigglets want..."
"My God that British guy had some strong hips!"
 
Tablet County said:
Ascendant: Y M U N K O K E Y O U R F U T U R E.
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On further reflection, it should be:

BROKE
WOKE
YMUNKOKE

Judge Holden said:
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Did you Photoshop his hand to make it look more slender and feminine? If so, well done. I almost didn't notice.

The Taco Santo! said:
Maybe it sounded better echoing around in his head.
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No, stalker. It didn't sound better echoing around in his head. It sounded better echoing around in YOUR head. Enjoy death.
 
Gentlebastard said:
Is he even working on something at the moment? As far as I know, he sent Tiny Tim Does Tiananmen Square to his editor nearly three years ago, and has done nothing but ragexeet nonstop since then.
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Nah you'd know if he was working on something because, just like last time, he'd be insufferably tweeting about it #amwriting #definitelynotjustafatalcoholictakingupbarspacewithmylaptop
 
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