💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Also yet anuddah example of how he has only seen the movies....and given the context of the scene in question he is probably jerking his tiny corkscrew pig dick off to one of the cheap chinese guns his MIL financed for him
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People who constantly feel the need to compare contemporary news stories to their favourite goyslop comfort film series need their own DSM classification.
 
Off-topic, and an another repost, but remember the time an ONAhole decided to gift Pat a gallon worth of hot gorilla shit back in 2021? I think this is underrated in the Rick trolling aspect. Enjoy shit.
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It gets mah fuckin' ribs blown out of my ass everytime :story:
 
Still waiting for a single arrest, or even an interview request from any law enforcement agency.

Pat's ear for dialogue is so bad. I. Can't. Get. Over. How poorly he uses the English language. Maybe it sounded better echoing around in his head.
 
Piggle Rick said:
Also, is “from stem to stern” an actual saying? It seems to me like he’s mixing plant terms with maritime terms. I’m happy to be corrected (although your life will be ended here if you do so, child).
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It's a phrase. I'm just wondering why he thinks they'll put a boat in a cage.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Off-topic, and an another repost, but remember the time an ONAhole decided to gift Pat a gallon worth of hot gorilla shit back in 2021? I think this is underrated in the Rick trolling aspect. Enjoy shit.
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It gets mah fuckin' ribs blown out of my ass everytime :story:
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I feel like for maximum effect one could request the delivery driver put it somewhere he definitely wouldnt notice so it just rots in the sun for a few days.
“Heat sensitive, please slide package under porch”
 
I've always heard "bow to stern" but who the fuck knows. I'll give fats this one.

The score is now Fats 1, everyone else a brazillion trillions.
 
JustStopDude said:
I've certainly never heard it used to describe a person. Though Pat is fat enough to be a container ship.
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I’ve heard it used in that context, but it’s usually then followed by a good amount of ‘avast’, ‘shiver me timbers’ and ‘yar har har’. It might be more of a British thing, as we know how much
Fatrick loves to throw in Britishisms in some failed attempt to look worldly. In the end it’s just another example of Fatrick cribbing his entire vocabulary from pop culture.
 
Calling everyone a Nazi is a shield that Rickii holds up to justify his misanthropic hateful desires. His process is just slap a label onto people that make him feel uncomfortable and this alchemy justifies any act he imagines doing to his "enemies", anyone who disagrees with him. But it by making it acceptable to hate "nazis" in public it opens a door and exposes all his adipose antipathy where murder, rape, all acts are permitted if the criminal decorates their victim with an the right adjective. I would imagine his mental model of the world projects the same hatefulness into the thoughts of everyone else and creates a feedback loop where he feels he needs to defeat his enemies before they can do what he wants to do to them. Charlie Kirk just didn't have the vocabulary needed to start publically executing trans people and FFWBT. I'm sorry for the ciche but the permission slip from the power structure to justify atrocities against the other is really the core of where Nazism and a host of other isms get real dark. I don't really have to spell it out, but yeah, Pat yearns for all the cruelties the devil has invented to be doled out to his other side. With different propaganda fed into his uncritical mind he would have been a full throated enthusiastic Nazi or molded into anything else that gives him an excuse to act out his inclinations.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I’ve heard it used in that context, but it’s usually then followed by a good amount of ‘avast’, ‘shiver me timbers’ and ‘yar har har’. It might be more of a British thing, as we know how much
Fatrick loves to throw in Britishisms in some failed attempt to look worldly. In the end it’s just another example of Fatrick cribbing his entire vocabulary from pop culture.
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It's definitely a less common term in the modern navy. I would pay money to hear Pat try to pronounce "forecastle" correctly.

Oh God, I'm picturing Pat on like the USS Alabama tour, correcting the old salts that volunteer as guides on how the ship used to operate and whatnot.
 
JustStopDude said:
It's definitely a less common term in the modern navy. I would pay money to hear Pat try to pronounce "forecastle" correctly.

Oh God, I'm picturing Pat on like the USS Alabama tour, correcting the old salts that volunteer as guides on how the ship used to operate and whatnot.
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They would stuff him in a barrel and pitch him in the drink.
 
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