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[Aunt Carol]

Bad Bunny is a very famous rapper from Puerto Rico. It isn't my style of music but he's very popular and famous and obviously an American citizen seeing as he's from Puerto Rico

If your local planetarium does laser shows on the weekend, they probably have Laser Bad Bunny in the rotation (archive).

I am also too old for pop music, but if they sell a canned laser show with your music, I think that objectively means you've made it. Like having Weird Al cover one of your songs.

Speaking of which, I have never heard of someone surviving that many strokes. I've only ever heard of surviving one if you're extremely lucky and seek immediate medical help and follow doctor's orders. He's got to be in the Guinness book of world records.

People do it. As many have said in this thread, Jack is at least on the threshold of multi-infarct dementia. The impressive thing would be if Jack survived that many strokes with quality of life.

Usually when people have this many strokes, they're either super invested in rehab (and lucky, maybe young) or they're in a long-term care as a dependent entity and not on anyone's radar. Jack's lucky and he's got a Tammy; if she messes up her back or shoulder or something, he's going to find out if he can cash the checks Junior's been writing.

 

[Tiresome]

I have never seen Bad Bunny nor heard anything he's ever done but I guarantee you Jack is angy because he actually wants to suck his dick.

 

[AnOminous]

Bad Bunny is a very famous rapper from Puerto Rico. It isn't my style of music but he's very popular and famous and obviously an American citizen seeing as he's from Puerto Rico

Hey if we can deport people back to other parts of American like Jagoff thinks, we should deport him back to California.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Absolute schizophrenia



Israel sperging (Will dickride any other day of the week )



Malding about woke

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hey if we can deport people back to other parts of American like Jagoff thinks, we should deport him back to California.

We should deport fatty to a weight loss camp

 

[Major]

Just take away his scooter. I bet the many many pounds will just fall right off

 

[Laura Pallmall]

We should deport fatty to a weight loss camp

Booking him a flight to Ethiopia. Looking forward to the next JOTG.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Just take away his scooter. I bet the many many pounds will just fall right off

He'd just become a shutin and make Hammy get everything for him

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jagoff eating dirt in Ethiopia would be hilarious. You could probably generate an entire video of him eating dirt in front of starving children.

 

[Pig Cups]

Speaking of which, I have never heard of someone surviving that many strokes.

Dudley Moore survived 4.

Booking him a flight to Ethiopia. Looking forward to the next JOTG.

Nah, North Sentinel Island would be better. Put his ass in a dinghy and shove him off to shore. Imagine him trying to waddle away from angry Sentinelese spear-throwers on a warpath?

Think about the incredulity they’d experience as they carry out a post-mortem dismembering, utterly shocked and dumbfounded in trying to comprehend this unknown creature that came upon their home? The major downside would be the presence of salmonella, a completely novel pathogen to such an isolated people. The result of such a biohazard would likely wipe out all of the Sentinelese à la Roanoke Colony.

Jagoff eating dirt in Ethiopia would be hilarious. You could probably generate an entire video of him eating dirt in front of starving children.

“Ohgay guiyz, I’m giving them an F becuz they dont have itdalian beef or shicago dogs. Also, iz just a straw hut with no baffroom.”

It’d probably look like this, but with him seated and the hotdog in his left hand. And the starving Ethiopians eyeing him like Hannibal Lecter looking at Dr. Chilton at the end of The Silence of the Lambs (1991).

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jagoff eating dirt in Ethiopia would be hilarious. You could probably generate an entire video of him eating dirt in front of starving children.

>eating dirt

As opposed to the shit he usually eats

 

[Slavic Patronym]

The result of such a biohazard would likely wipe out all of the Sentinelese à la Roanoke Colony.

Jack Scalfani, with gut overhanging from 16th-century doublets and hose, approaches the ruins.

He inspects a tree into which a single word has been carved:

C R O U T O N

 

[p1138]

He'd just become a shutin and make Hammy get everything for him

She already does get everything for him. He can't drive, can barely use a computer or cellphone. Can't open his packaged processed food on his own. Can barely exist without direct support from her.

Tammy is an enabler and has been doing so for years. If she wanted him to lose weight, he'd be losing weight.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack Scalfani, with gut overhanging from 16th-century doublets and hose, approaches the ruins.

He inspects a tree into which a single word has been carved:

C R O U T O N

"I am Scalfani, Slob of Slobs;
Look upon my Vlogs, ye Healthy, and despair!"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He's some kind of homo Puerto Rican rapper. Never heard of him before myself until I looked it up because people are chimping out about the dude. Not sure if he's an actual troon but he's troon-adjacent at the very least.

I don't like him, but he's really fuckin' popular. like a few pegs down from taylor swift, so this is a major win for the NFL.
jack is just mad for a few reasons
1-HE SPEAKS THAT MEXICANESE!!!!! REEEEEEE!
2-he's a straight man who wear feminine clothing. which no one cares about besides 'tards like jack.
3- HE'S BROWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
4- "Trump, dear leader, said he no like him, so me no like him.....REEEEEEEE!"

jack doesn't know who he is. doesn't watch football. and this won't hurt his life at all. however, all the political grifters he watches say "it's bad" so mr stroke face is upset about it and wont forget this until his next stroke damage his memory

 

[AnOminous]

Think about the incredulity they’d experience as they carry out a post-mortem dismembering, utterly shocked and dumbfounded in trying to comprehend this unknown creature that came upon their home?

It would definitely confirm their hostility to the outside world. It would be a new legend of the worthless filth that exists outside their tribe and why they must keep it at bay at all costs.

jack doesn't know who he is. doesn't watch football.

He used to do feetball recipes. He's been too low energy for that lately and can't even pretend to have friends for a Super Bowl party any more.

 

[Aunt Carol]

2-he's a straight man who wear feminine clothing. which no one cares about

Aw, I care. It means Nature is finally healing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I wonder how long this will last

 

[Super Hans v2]

I wonder how long this will last

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Knowing Jack, there's a lot of asterisks that he should have put in.

 

[Tiresome]

I wonder how long this will last

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T-minus fifteen minutes until bitching about some horseshit conspiracy theory Charles told him, someone calls him on it, and then the enraged reply, "It's NOT political, MOM."