💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Jotch said:
Just sign your name with proper cursive and tell everyone to piss off
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Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name? Everyone cries about my signature and I'm sick of it. I don't give a fuck and I'd sign with an X like an illiterate nigger but apparently this actually matters to people so I guess I have to give a shit about it.

Trying to persuade people is painful like ass cancer to me. Everyone is a stupid monkey fuck and I have to impress them to get what I want.
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Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name? Everyone cries about my signature and I'm sick of it. I don't give a fuck and I'd sign with an X like an illiterate nigger but apparently this actually matters to people so I guess I have to give a shit about it.

Trying to persuade people is painful like ass cancer to me. Everyone is a stupid monkey fuck and I have to impress them to get what I want.
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Honestly man you just sit down with a pen, write the first letter of your name really big in cursive, and then do a big motion that looks good and kinda implies there's more letters there, and then write the first letter of your last name and do the same thing. Just get a notebook out and practice a few ones until you find one that looks professional, and then practice that one a few times. If you don't know how to start look at some other people's signatures for inspiration I guess.


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I also agree signatures are fake and gay, but you gotta play the game because everyone is a retard monkey that sees a "fancy looking squiggle" and thinks you're a serious important person.
 
Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name? Everyone cries about my signature and I'm sick of it. I don't give a fuck and I'd sign with an X like an illiterate nigger but apparently this actually matters to people so I guess I have to give a shit about it.

Trying to persuade people is painful like ass cancer to me. Everyone is a stupid monkey fuck and I have to impress them to get what I want.
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Calligrapher maybe? Office supply places will frequently make rubber or block stamps of your signature for you to ink documents or letters, too. If you want to sign it yourself and you sign high volumes of correspondence or documents, just simplify your signature, I usually just sign my first initials of first middle and last name.
 
Something kind of cool albeit not newsworthy. Sseth got Paul Anthony Romero, the composer for the Might & Magic games to perform Hava Nagila in his most recent vid.
 
Personally I think normal signatures show you're a concerned and average citizen, but a good J. Moon would be enough and look more professional.

Could always get a calligrapher/illustrator to design you a stamp as mentioned and just go to town. My bf was/is an ink illustrator and used to whip up something that looks like an illuminated manuscript single initial to be extra fancy and unforgettable looool. Now I can picture a big J with little medieval kiwis in it, no one would forget that on a signature line or envelope.
 
DavidS877 said:
Here it is from one of the filings in Greer v Moon
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Ah is not that awful, the only thing that bothers my autism is that that is not ON TOP OF THE FUCKING LINE AAA but overall, i'd give it a 6/10

Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
Personally I think normal signatures show you're a concerned and average citizen, but a good J. Moon would be enough and look more professional.

Could always get a calligrapher/illustrator to design you a stamp as mentioned and just go to town. My bf was/is an ink illustrator and used to whip up something that looks like an illuminated manuscript single initial to be extra fancy and unforgettable looool. Now I can picture a big J with little medieval kiwis in it, no one would forget that on a signature line or envelope.
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Honestly a J with the kiwifarms logo would be a kino sign, or Jmoon and the kiwifarms logo acting as both O's in the moon part.
 
Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name? Everyone cries about my signature and I'm sick of it.
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If you're serious about a consultant, the closest would probably be a handwriting analyst (also here). Usually they do forensic work and some personality analysis, but you could probably use one to target a specific look that projects what you want. Actually hiring one might be overkill, there's samples and workshops out there that should let you figure out enough on your own.

The better suggestions are what others have said: go digital, learn calligraphy, practice up a new sig, or just tell everyone to fuck off.
 
I'm not sure if I hate the troon music like the one that was played at the beginning of last stream, or that durka-durka audio-terrorism music that sandniggers think sounds awesome enough to blast from their obamaphones in public more.
 
Null said:
Is there a name for a consultant that helps you sign your name? Everyone cries about my signature and I'm sick of it. I don't give a fuck and I'd sign with an X like an illiterate nigger but apparently this actually matters to people so I guess I have to give a shit about it.

Trying to persuade people is painful like ass cancer to me. Everyone is a stupid monkey fuck and I have to impress them to get what I want.
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Bruh my signature is the most clapped out shit on earth and I have borderline dysgraphia and no one gives me shit about it. Just scribble something on there that vaguely looks like cursive and anyone who needs official documents will probably be happy.
 
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