💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

lol

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The triangle, I can hear it!

Isn't papers please literally based on east Germany and other Soviet bloc states during Soviet Union? Like it shows how horrible and brutal living under communism was and you struggle the entire game to feed your family and heat your state assigned apartment. Your job is literally given to you by the state in the beginning of the game.

They must probably think that the Arstotzkan regime are the good guys... Or the chatter saw some YouTube essay/TikTok shorts by some commie fag, with "media literacy", who came up to the conclusion that the game about being a border control agent under a brutal authoritarian regime where you can arrest people at random, accept bribes and rat out your coworkers to state security is really all about class struggle.

By the way, something that kind flew under the radar. WillyMac might be posting a video about Ian tomorrow.

Link/Archive

 

[Incecticyder]

The triangle, I can hear it!

They must probably think that the Arstotzkan regime are the good guys... Or the chatter saw some YouTube essay/TikTok shorts by some commie fag, with "media literacy", who came up to the conclusion that the game about being a border control agent under a brutal authoritarian regime where you can arrest people at random, accept bribes and rat out your coworkers to state security is really all about class struggle.

By the way, something that kind flew under the radar. WillyMac might be posting a video about Ian tomorrow.

Link/Archive

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Ian reminds me of Ellen DeGeneres. Selling an image of kindness/empathy and hide the cruelty/apathy.

 

[Leo Frank]

ChatGPT summary of today’s stream. Ian is getting a haircut today and Anisa was being ableist. Come out and play, Anus! We want you to stream!

iDubbbz Twitch chat — Sept 30, 2025 — “Aamon video night”

Spoiler: Chat retards

A full evening stream chat (≈18:58–21:58 ET) from iDubbbz’s channel, centered on reacting to AamonHawk’s new animated video about Ethan/H3, with birthday-eve chatter, hair/mullet memes, and lots of mod housekeeping.

Timeline & key beats (with timestamps)

• 18:58 — Room opens & rules posted. The channel flips from sub/emote-only to open, and mods post the house rules: “FOLLOW TOS | BE CIVIL | STAY ON TOPIC.” Welcome messages roll in. • 19:04 — No-spoilers policy + commitment to watch. Chat asks folks not to spoil; iDubbbz replies “ill watch it!!! yessss.”
• 19:05 — Programming note + haircut/mullet hype. iDubbbz: “short stream today, cuz i got the haircut. BUT oct 1st gonna be lit.” This launches a mini-arc of mullet jokes and “extensions” talk led by chat and mods.
• ~19:06–19:15 — “You’re in the video” & “raw reaction?” Viewers urge him to react; multiple messages note he appears in the animation and ask if this will be a first-time watch.
• 19:19 — Pre-birthday & “pop a tweet.” Chat nudges him to tweet about the watch; Anisa (mod) volunteers a domestic update: “I’m baking Ian his birthday cake today,” which triggers birthday talk that his actual birthday is tomorrow.
• 19:20–19:22 — Birthday-eve banter (ages, UK time, cake flavor guesses).Nightbot posts the Discord; people wish him happy birthday, riff on being 35, and wonder about a coffee-flavored cake (International Coffee Day tomorrow).
• 19:31 — First big gift-sub burst during the watch. zivotno and others pop a string of gift subs while reactions heat up; Anisa laughs at a Hasan moment (“AH HASSAN LOL”). Mods also push “GO LEAVE A LIKE” on Aamon’s video.
• ~19:37–19:38 — “Tiny Destiny” cameo beat + anons gifting. Another flurry of gifts and “EW/KEKW” as the animation shows a Destiny gag; Anisa spams an all-caps keyboard-smash and a long “ahhhhh…”.
• 19:41–19:42 — Aamon arrives; like-the-video push; cake jokes. Chat showers Aamon with praise; mods prompt viewers to like the YouTube upload; Anisa praises “the sniffs,” while others beg to see the birthday cake.
• 19:50–19:52 — Hila “jumpscare” sequence. The chat explodes at “DEMON HILA.” Anisa: “HILA AHHHH” and “IM SCARED … YUP.” Multiple viewers call Hila terrifying; the scene is called sad, “nightmarish,” and “insanely good.”
• 19:59–20:02 — “Don’t pause” + melancholy ending. Mods/viewers beg him to let the ending play; chat calls the finale “art,” “poignant,” and “so sad,” with “can’t go back” themes.
• 20:11–20:12 — Aftermath & moderation. Anisa reflects on having her name repeatedly invoked by “this crazy man,” saying it “freaks me out.” A mod confirms links are disabled.
• 21:22 — Cool-down chat. People call the video “terrifying,” swap childhood-trauma media memories, suggest a “Stuff that scared us as kids” video, and ask for creator tips.
• 21:57–22:00 — Sign-off & lockdown. Mods spam Discord again, say bye, and flip the room back to sub/emote-only before the channel goes quiet.


Thematically, what the chat said

• “Watch it, but don’t spoil it.” Early guardrails and repeated no-spoilers reminders framed the reaction as a shared first-watch; mods and chat pressed to let the ending play unpaused.
• Haircut → mullet arc. After iDubbbz’s “short stream… haircut” note, chat ran wild with “mullet,” “extensions,” and “sideways mohawk” bits.
• Aamon praise + call to action. The video was repeatedly called “cinema,” “masterpiece,” and “generational talent,” with mods twice urging viewers to “GO LEAVE A LIKE ON THE VIDEO.”
• Emotional read on Ethan/H3. Chat fixated on themes of decay (“zombie bite,” “rotting from the inside,” “ghoul”), regret (“can’t go back”), and sadness/nostalgia for “good Ethan.”
• Hila sequence = scariest beat. Multiple lines label Hila “terrifying,” with “jumpscare” and “demon” reactions; Anisa echoes fear in all-caps.
• Community energy. Several gift-sub avalanches punctuate the watch (19:31, ~19:38, ~19:53).

Notable lines from AnisaJomha (moderator)

• “I’m baking Ian his birthday cake today.”
• Laughing at a Hasan moment: “AH HASSAN LOL.”
• “the sniffs are so good LOL.” (on sound design/details)
• “HILA AHHHH” → “IM SCARED” → “YUP.” (during Hila scene)
• Big-picture reaction: “wild ride” (as the video turns heavy).
• Personal impact: “i wonder how many people i knew growing up hear this crazy man repeat my name constantly … freaks me out.”
• Quick ad/status aside: “AD IS OVER.”


Mods & housekeeping

• Rules & welcome: Mods greet, post rules at open, and keep the channel on-topic.
• Links disabled: Confirmed mid-stream by a mod.
• Discord plugs: Nightbot and mods promote the Discord at start, mid, and end.


Vibe check (net takeaway)

• Collective verdict on the video: “Masterpiece/cinema,” technically impressive, emotionally brutal, with a dark, harrowing ending that many asked to watch unpaused.
• Most talked-about moments: Hila’s depiction (fright/jumpscare), Ethan’s “zombie-bite” metaphor, and the “undo button”/no-return theme.
• Community feel: High-energy, supportive of Aamon, celebratory of Ian’s birthday-eve, and playful around hair/mullet memes; frequent gifting spikes and mod guidance kept it tidy.

 

[Entomologist]

Isn't papers please literally based on east Germany and other Soviet bloc states during the Soviet Union? Like it shows how horrible and brutal living under communism was and you struggle the entire game to feed your family and heat your state assigned apartment. Your job is literally given to you by the state in the beginning of the game.

Not only that, but even the revolutionaries who you can help overthrow the Arstotzkan regime are not portrayed as being good people. The Internal Affairs minister who comes to audit your outpost will also overlook your failure to immediately report the revolutionaries contacting you, and lets you off the hook if you refused to cooperate with them afterwards. It isn't a commentary on class issues - it is a critique of authoritarianism, dysfunctional systems, the cyclical nature of revolutions, and how all of these things feed into one another as they harm the common man. Unsurprisingly, all of this went over Ian's head - or, more probably, he never played it.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

Maybe Ian was the one who desperately wants to be fucked by Hasan all along. I think I'm on the right track because Anusa is sexless and just wants Hasan's fame, money and respect (from other leftie retards). Ian on the other hand is constantly thinking about getting raped in changing rooms and thinks older men see him with lust in their eyes. Now that he's going to a queer barber, they/them might convince him that he's a failure of a man because he's a true and honest woman inside!

There's a reason why he'll just start assuming the position with his ass in the air during his streams and it's not just to be le quirky and randum.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It isn't a commentary on class issues - it is a critique of authoritarianism, the cyclical nature of revolutions, and how both harm the common man. Unsurprisingly, all of this went over Ian's head - or, more probably, he never played it.

My first thought was he never played it. If your take away from Papers please is "huh, this is some great commentary on class struggle!" you're either insane or just lying about having played it. .

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Unsurprisingly, all of this went over Ian's head - or, more probably, he never played it.

My first thought was he never played it. If your take away from Papers please is "huh, this is some great commentary on class struggle!" you're either insane or just lying about having played it. .

I don't think he has, at least from what I was hearing, I didn't pick up if he played it or not, but I'm leaning no.

It was some chatter that came up with that retarded comment that Papers, please is about class struggle.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

why no kacey? i thought she was anisa's bestie who 'inspired' her. youd think she would make ian put her there too. (unless there r more. i'm ngl i've never used twitch)

Kacey, even though somehow she's the one with the most financial backing behind her go fund me, is the one that is going to lose the hardest against the h3 lawsuit, so I assume that they are all quietly distancing themselves from her. They're in the same boat with the beefs, but she's not brand friendly enough for them it seems. Apparently she doesn't suck the turkroach dick hard enough to be apart of the crew.

for those interested, as of right now
Kaceytron: $48,420 (fitting)
Denims: $42,141 (also been knocked down to item #14 if you search "denims" on gofundme, just thought that was funny but probably means nothing)
Frogan: $37,358 (reminder that she for some reason thought she needed 200,000 instead of the 100K her retarded cohorts were e-begging for)

 

[The Last Cigarette]

jordydarko: @han_9999 bro’s government wants us in camps for being autistic and gay lol bye

han_9999: @jordydarko LITERAALLYYYYY

Just one time, I want our government to be as based as these braindead niggers think it is. PLEASE put these fucking FAGGOTS into a camp Drumpf, I'm begging you here.

 

[Killing and Eating People]

Is it just me or is he getting worse?

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I think he's been trying to do more exaggerated facial expressions to compensate for not talking

Got the Private Pyle look.
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The gold tooth somehow makes him look like a disabled child to me (hence the edit)

That plus the specific brand of slovenly he's going for is increasingly making him look like a member of the Whittakers

 

[thebigdream]

Anisa (mod) volunteers a domestic update

Even AI knows that NO ONE ASKED

 

[Incecticyder]

My first thought was he never played it. If your take away from Papers please is "huh, this is some great commentary on class struggle!" you're either insane or just lying about having played it. .

Well, it looks communistic and that must register as good in his fried brain.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

I think he's been trying to do more exaggerated facial expressions to compensate for not talking


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The gold tooth somehow makes him look like a disabled child to me (hence the edit)

That plus the specific brand of slovenly he's going for is increasingly making him look like a member of the Whittakers

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C'mon man Doug doesn't deserve to be brought into this. Doug has what idubbbz could never have. A large fanbase and a loving wife. Doug might have a touch of autism but he uses that autism to entertain. Nostalgia Critic is kinda like the Simpsons or Family Guy, he's not as good as he used to be but you just don't want to see them end because they've been around for so long.
Idubbbz will never have that. That's the fucking kicker when you decide to nay-nay your entire career just to start anew.
Doug ended Nostalgia Critic for awhile, then returned to it when other plans failed, but he didn't piss off his entire fanbase when he left so he was able to return, with fanfare even. Even after the "change the channel" shit, Doug came out on top, and so did the ones who stood beside him, like Cinema Snob for example.

There's no chance idubbbz could ever return to form. He has no supporters left for that and even the "support" he's garnered in this lefty fag performance art is fickle as fuck and will drop him when shown his previous content, even by the ones who do claim "he's different/changed/matured/etc. Even if he publicly dumped Anisa, said Canada sucks dick and called breadtubers all faggots and even for good measure called KSI a nigger, he can't go back to 2015-16 era idubbbz. Too many cats have been let out of too many bags.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

You're all putting too much thought into the "Papers, Please" debate.

They are too fucking retarded to see it as a critique of communism.

The government in the game is bad, America is le bad, therefore, the game is a critique on America.

Sprinkle in projecting modern day border and Palestine drama.

These retards cannot observe time or themes and are retarded.

Did I mention they are retarded?

 

[James Brown]

My god you can literally screenshot at any time and get a gargoyle face.

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A quick toothdubbbz edit

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Ik it's a dead horse but the way he turned himself into Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie is fucking insane

 

[Mac Monster]

Frogan: $37,358 (reminder that she for some reason thought she needed 200,000 instead of the 100K her retarded cohorts were e-begging for)

That extra 100k is due to all the stress eating the lawsuit is causing her.

 

[CTR Operative]

Oh boy, chat time. Krobus and Pubert are both absent. I MISS YOU KROBUS COME BACK

Ian starts with a heads-up about his "non-binary haircut"

iDubbbz: short stream today, cuz i got the haircut... BUT oct 1st gonna be lit

Is he excited for Kinoween too?

Reminder that I hate these people.

nata_thehuman: Early birds get the gay worm froganLa froganLa froganLa froganLa

Spoiler: Chat highlights, if you can call them that

Chat is really leaning into calling Ian "white Hasan" and I honestly don't know if they're being ironic or not anymore.

These people have the WORST taste.

scullyscoliosis: @iDubbbz I hope you get extensions and do an ultra long mullet
nata_thehuman: @scullyscoliosis ooooh yessss

The entire chat is super pro-mullet, what the fuck. Total Leftist Zoomer Death

nata_thehuman: Sorry i'm going to have the cringe opinion and say i'm not the biggest mullet fan uwu

...you just said "OOOOH YESSS" 2 seconds ago?

In case anyone needs age confirmation to phonebook any of these retards:

NicoTown: Imagine being 35 LUL (im 36)
PineappleMenace: 31 in a few months
waveyboy69: I turned 25 yesterday oof
scullyscoliosis: @NicoTown 34 here
Lily_Dhrupick: I'm 27
glooby_tv: where my 26ers at

LMAO guess you'd know Han:

han_9999: guys be careful dropping your personal info in here!

I don't know the video they're watching, but even before it started Chat was acting like it was Citizen Kane (people said they CRIED at the end?). It sounds completely retarded from the bits they're saying. Hila zombie bites? Destiny is Ethan's kid? Wow how quirky dude. Apparently the animator is another fallen fan, Ethan subs to his Patreon? The guy who made the video showed up in chat for headpats, but all he really did was make faces and say thank you.

How do you feel disgust looking at Ethan and not the gloopy cross-eyed retard you're moderating for?

zoweemam: it really captures the disgust i feel when i look at ethan

I realize this is about the video but I imagine she thinks this several times a day:

AnisaJomha: ian looks so scared LUL

Fuck off, Scully.

scullyscoliosis: it is super American to be anti America

Also, is this her admitting to being an H3Snark mod, or is this the Pirate Wire article about all the subs she mods that are part of a pro-Hamas misinformation campaign?

scullyscoliosis: @therabbitholetv I got banned for asking the mods to take down a harassment campaign article about me and my comods. Ethan then went on stream and asked his viewers to harass us mods over it lol

Reminder that Scully is a regular in r/interracialdating as you think about this:

scullyscoliosis: I watch myself in the mirror during shmexy times what’s wrong with that? spoken like a person without a mirror over their bed

Speaking of black, ATTN: Kettle, Pot is on line 1

AnisaJomha: its shocking how many crazy quotes ethan has

Anisa pretends to have always been super concerned about Ethan:

glooby_tv: i should've known how obsessive and weird ethan really was with all the ryan kavanaugh stuff. sucks thinking about how i was cool with it because it was funny to me at the time

AnisaJomha: @glooby_tv yeah even if we went on the show and ethan was talking about it to us, i didnt even know how to engage

Snarker outs themselves (fucking LOL at the username)

ItsSocialismOrBarbarism: @AnisaJomha And you deserved NONE OF IT. Me, and everyone else here and at r/LeftoversH3 are so livid about this shit happening. Thank you for being strong AF.

That person was ranting about how much INTEGRITY the Jomhas have and how clearly Ethan never actually believed in anything politically, because he doesn't want Israel to be wiped out. But my favorite quote of theirs tonight is either this:

ItsSocialismOrBarbarism: I can't believe Disco Elysium had Felix Biederman, Matt Christman and Will Menaker voicing an in-game characters but not Hasan

or maybe it was this one:

ItsSocialismOrBarbarism: Ethan: "It's pretty easy to grow up as a caterpillar in a garden as long as it's not sharing a border with Hamas or any other antisemitic Arabs."

Another brilliant idea from a chatter:

ozzyozman: I would call a game about homelessness something like "The Hard-Knock Life" - HKL and make it story mode and the ending shouldn't be the protagonist winning, but you winning a lesson.

Han gets in a slapfight with some chatter that doesn't properly pearl-clutch about a homeless game (bonus cringe from zoweemam):

squilliups: why r u holding this game to a real standard anyway though its a game lol

han_9999: @squilliups are you fr

squilliups: @han_9999 yea i dont get it

zoweemam: @squilliups ?????? you think one piece isnt political do you

han_9999: @squilliups how old are you

squilliups: @han_9999 lol?

han_9999: @squilliups because you sound childish rn

squilliups: @han_9999 was a genuine question lol, can you explain to me

han_9999: @squilliups he's spent this entire time talking about the reasoning, and chat has been chiming in. if you don't understand you weren't paying attention

squilliups: @han_9999 got here 5 mins ago lmao

han_9999: @squilliups if you've been listening for even 5 mins you would know the answer???

squilliups: @han_9999 ur ragebaiting me lmfao

han_9999: @squilliups you're concern trolling the streamer, but yeah sure say im ragebaiting you

squilliups: @han_9999 my bad shouldnt have asked a question lol! thanks for never answering me
squilliups was permanently banned.

This is literally the first time I have ever heard someone say something positive about Ludwig, and it's this:

nata_thehuman: Something I love about Ludwig is the way he punishes his viewers with ads. When they say something he doesn't appreciate, he rolls ads lmao

Then they just yapped about things they were scared of as children (basically everything).

Overall pretty boring, these losers are nothing without Krobus.

 

[SeaSearching]

I so badly want to know who's submitting these, I find it weird Ethan hasn't brought up any of the blind items, let alone really anyone? CDAN doesn't usually feature YouTubers, right?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Retarded chat takes.

Simple Ian could not handle Disco Elysium far too many long words and difficult ideas. Pretty sure he would die getting his necktie so it’s a moot point really.

Apparently there's a rumor going around that Ian Jomha has been kidnapping black children and grinding them into pepperoni for Anisa to eat. I've yet to see any proof that would debunk this.

It also explains why she's been looking fatter in recent photos.

Nooooo stalker child, you have been informed many times to stop felony Ian posting, Enjoy Prison.

 

[Specialist Thunderous]

Ik it's a dead horse but the way he turned himself into Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie is fucking insane
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Now I can't keep "My name is Cuck" out of my head.

Seriously thanks, that was kinda funny and made me laugh.