🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Someone who knows Flash Actionscript make this crack addict a game with no lose condition.
 
Bossman won
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This is still ongoing as of this post but last night and this morning, Austin left his room to get sandals because he stepped on glass in his room. This of course led to him falling asleep and leaving his stream on AGAIN for the second time within a week. I started playing music and watching movies on my restream out of boredom and caught this argument Austin had with ratdad at 3AM. Currently, Austin is still asleep but I ended my stream because his webcam stopped functioning and he's just gonna appear on his stream to announce he's tired and leave anyways.

Sounds like Ratdad might've ragebaited Austin yet again by saying something along the lines of "Put cream on, bro." Austin throughout the night slams the absolute fuck out of doors and coughs very loudly.
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Boss has been asleep for ~10 hours at this point, it's already sunny outside but his lights and Runescape starting screen are still on :story:
 
Tune in. Bossman is becoming an ASMR streamer?

Calling Ratdad to make sure he gets a loiscence tomorrow for real for real no capperoski. Decides to be annoying as fuck and then act like it's ratdad's responsiblity to wake him up to take him to the DMV. You can hear ratdad's annoyance in his long sigh. Loiscence and a Big Buford at 7am could squirt.


Some low-stakes keno with a bonus ending with a "well done Austin. Well done Buddy, you lost it all again"
 
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How do we get this goofy retard on Dr. Phil? It would spark a whole new arc. Imagine. He's definitely far gone enough and there's plenty of material to work with to make him look like an entitled man child that destroys everything he touches, and those producers LOVE that slop. I'd pay money to see our hero slay that greasy old dragon with his Scythe of Vitur in the Battle Arena for all the gold.
 
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Billy Mitchell said:
How do we get this goofy retard on Dr. Phil? It would spark a whole new arc. Imagine. He's definitely far gone enough and there's plenty of material to work with to make him look like an entitled man child that destroys everything he touches, and those producers LOVE that slop. "Dr." Philbert would also lay into his parents hard, I'd imagine. I'd pay money to see our hero slay that greasy old dragon with his Scythe of Vitur in the Battle Arena for all the gold.
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Bro he was going to be paid thousands of dollars just to sit for 20 mins and talk about himself on some dating show. He overslept on purpose just so he didn't have to do it, he's way too lazy to even receive a phone call from Dr. Phil never mind go on the show.

Nevertheless, I think he should go on:
1. FishTank as the gambler that uses a percentage of donations to gamble with so he can buy crack that the contestants need to find hidden in the house and sell it to him.
2. Shark Week
3. GTA 6 as a minor side character
4. Undercover Boss at Stake HQ or one of those live blackjack places
5. Twitch Rivals
 
Mark Goldbridge said:
Bro he was going to be paid thousands of dollars just to sit for 20 mins and talk about himself on some dating show. He overslept on purpose just so he didn't have to do it, he's way too lazy to even receive a phone call from Dr. Phil never mind go on the show.

Nevertheless, I think he should go on:
1. FishTank as the gambler that uses a percentage of donations to gamble with so he can buy crack that the contestants need to find hidden in the house and sell it to him.
2. Shark Week
3. GTA 6 as a minor side character
4. Undercover Boss at Stake HQ or one of those live blackjack places
5. Twitch Rivals
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My heart already knew this, but doesn’t want to believe it.

I truly think Austin has done gambled/smoked himself straight retarded at this point. Nothing can bring him back, imho.

🎲 Look how they massacred our boy. 😭
 
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Billy Mitchell said:
How do we get this goofy retard on Dr. Phil? It would spark a whole new arc. Imagine. He's definitely far gone enough and there's plenty of material to work with to make him look like an entitled man child that destroys everything he touches, and those producers LOVE that slop. I'd pay money to see our hero slay that greasy old dragon with his Scythe of Vitur in the Battle Arena for all the gold.
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Dr.Phil is also an Israel shill, and Austin hates Jews, it would be gold.
 
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