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There’s something weirdly dissonant about Steph attributing her limited edition gourmet fizzy water being sold out to “greedy fuckers” when she’s begged for money recently but is trying to find a new expensive water to replace her sold out treat.

Greedy fuckers just seems needlessly vitriolic when the other customers are the same as she is, certainly no worse. Maybe if she didn’t have to wait for someone to give her that $30 she could have bought some before it sold out, like the greedy fuckers who had money and probably pay market rate for rent.

What happened to olipop? Does she not have a go to gourmet soda water for when “greedy fuckers” buy up all the limited edition? Or must it be replaced with an Amazon crawl for a brand new sparkly sparkling beverage?
You can get olipop in most stores now so it’s not speshul enough for her.
 
Olipop tastes like straight ass. I'm convinced people just get it for the #aesthetic can designs.
A friend of mine cracked open the cream soda version and it smelled like pure syrup. Tasted like three different sweetners fighting for dominance too. 🤢

As a treat I get the Liquid Death teas and while I hate stevia (tastes like ass,) there's not as much in it as other brands and the micro dose of caffeine kinda helps curb my addiction to coffee during the day. (Green Guillotine or GTFO)

-But they're too expensive to live off of for hydration, that's what tap water and a pitcher of unsweetened iced tea in the fridge is for... because shit gets expensive. lol
 
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Olipop tastes like straight ass. I'm convinced people just get it for the #aesthetic can designs.
It's so expensive too, like 2 dollars a can. I can't even justify buying one just to try it.
 
So are we all ready for the new addition to the harem coming Oct 3rd? I predict a new ghost husband followed by a sudden interest in motorcycle culture when she dives deep on the actor.
 
A friend of mine cracked open the cream soda version and it smelled like pure syrup. Tasted like three different sweetners fighting for dominance too. 🤢

As a treat I get the Liquid Death teas and while I hate stevia (tastes like ass,) there's not as much in it as other brands and the micro dose of caffeine kinda helps curb my addiction to coffee during the day. (Green Guillotine or GTFO)

-But they're too expensive to live off of for hydration, that's what tap water and a pitcher of unsweetened iced tea in the fridge is for... because shit gets expensive. lol
Soda 'n stuff is so expensive anymore! And olipop doesn't even have the benefit of tasting good to justify the price tag.

It's so expensive too, like 2 dollars a can. I can't even justify buying one just to try it.
Mr. Swift and I tried it one evening on a whim. We both just got very quiet before wordlessly pouring the rest of our cans out into the driveway.

So are we all ready for the new addition to the harem coming Oct 3rd? I predict a new ghost husband followed by a sudden interest in motorcycle culture when she dives deep on the actor.
Oh, I do love a wedding! Has Staph put up a registry yet?
 
This bougie bitch and her Amazon soda splurges lol. Remember that time she tried to justify purchasing her craft sodas the day before an Amazon boycott and when someone called her out, she got pissy and claimed to live in a food desert?

Purchasing her craft sugar waters from a local Sprouts and getting them delivered via Doordash at least somewhat supports her local economy. I guess that is asking too much.
 
This bougie bitch and her Amazon soda splurges lol. Remember that time she tried to justify purchasing her craft sodas the day before an Amazon boycott and when someone called her out, she got pissy and claimed to live in a food desert?
And she just posted about spending inadvisably on her gourmet tea-of-the-month boxes!

I'm always curious about cow budgets. Stephanie has to have a huge chunk of her ill-gotten tugboat earmarked for beverages.
 
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What happened to them being 'intrusive thoughts'?

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210 pounds. DOUBT.

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Why you would share this in the world, I do not know. It's not like anyone can help her, unless she wants a scammer to offer their help.

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Neglects to mention what the fuck kind of soup we are looking at. I'm not a cook, so it blows my mind why soup would take this long to make.

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Claiming she still has asthma. I think genuine psychedelics would break Staph's brain (further).

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Oh yeah, a clumsy ritual will sort everything out.

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Watching the same movies on repeat just means that you like those movies.

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As if you would sign up anyway.

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You know what's in a tea bag, right? Loose leaf tea. What you mean is 'bougie over priced tea in the post' which you then ruin with creamer. 'We don't like just any old tea' speaking on behalf of all witches everywhere.

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LMAO. Graphic design is my passion. Can't wait for misinformation Thursdays.
 
Didn't she claim to be 230 just recently? There is no plausible way. Broken scale, can't read over her gunt & salmon slappers, or just a liar — which is it?

To be fair, the leaves in grocery store tea brands are often inferior and mixed with stems Creamer?? I'm not even British and I'm offended.
 
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You know what's in a tea bag, right? Loose leaf tea. What you mean is 'bougie over priced tea in the post' which you then ruin with creamer. 'We don't like just any old tea' speaking on behalf of all witches everywhere.
This new "I drink tea" thing of hers - doubt. It feels like yet another waste of her money on something purely for internet cool points/"look how earthy and witchy I am" boasting. And if she does, she probably sweetens the ever loving hell out of it to the point it's just expensive sugar water.
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LMAO. Graphic design is my passion. Can't wait for misinformation Thursdays.
Even with the Picrew on her serious organisation's serious page. That still looks nothing like a man or even a pooner. We all know it's her vanity project and isn't a serious charity but dangit Yarbles, at least put in some semblance of effort.
 
This new "I drink tea" thing of hers - doubt. It feels like yet another waste of her money on something purely for internet cool points/"look how earthy and witchy I am" boasting. And if she does, she probably sweetens the ever loving hell out of it to the point it's just expensive sugar water.
She just said she also adds "creamer," which is either a typo or a horrifying insight into the Yarrowverse.

Still, making your own sugary tea would be at least cheaper than buying sodas, especially considering shipping and can deposit. Not to mention a GERD lifestyler drinking carbonated beverages all day.

Even with the Picrew on her serious organisation's serious page. That still looks nothing like a man or even a pooner. We all know it's her vanity project and isn't a serious charity but dangit Yarbles, at least put in some semblance of effort.
It's the same kind of "tell" as a business using blatantly AI art; there's nobody else involved to tell her differently, and she doesn't care. I guarantee she could find a local tran, or even just a sympathetic online one, who claims to be an artist, and commission custom illustrations out of her soda pop budget.
 
I low key wonder if she ever really did get a grant or if that was just something she said. I mean God knows during the Biden years, any alphabet soup "advocate" group could apply for something and get cash, BUT Gyro did not do a freakout about her funding when DOGE was implemented. I run in some non-profit circles and wow, were the breakdowns epic and loud. I find it hard to believe that if she did have grant funding that she wouldn't have sperged out epically about it being cut. I mean I guess it could have been a one time, small fry grant but she was weirdly silent on it.

Also as someone who has helped put together a grant budget before, that shit is a looooooot of work. I just really don't see her being capable of the effort it takes to get a real grant.
 
I low key wonder if she ever really did get a grant or if that was just something she said. I mean God knows during the Biden years, any alphabet soup "advocate" group could apply for something and get cash, BUT Gyro did not do a freakout about her funding when DOGE was implemented. I run in some non-profit circles and wow, were the breakdowns epic and loud. I find it hard to believe that if she did have grant funding that she wouldn't have sperged out epically about it being cut. I mean I guess it could have been a one time, small fry grant but she was weirdly silent on it.

Also as someone who has helped put together a grant budget before, that shit is a looooooot of work. I just really don't see her being capable of the effort it takes to get a real grant.
She got it, the disbursement info is in the thread somewhere. It didn't require any reporting or details. They just gave her $10k.
 
Also as someone who has helped put together a grant budget before, that shit is a looooooot of work. I just really don't see her being capable of the effort it takes to get a real grant.
Iirc it was a grant wherein the only criteria was 'be gay', so I think it'd be very generous to assume she had to submit anything that resembled an application. Like this was a 'I am a poor queer and need to fund my Underwater Basket Weaving For Palestine performance art residency, money plz' sort of a grant.
 
INDEED, YOU DO:
Also, that tweet of hers saying her 'organization' had won a grant. I feel like that could be interesting; she doesn't actually DO anything to put that money towards, and I feel like there's got to be some sort of paperwork accountability there somewhere. Is she an officially registered nonprofit with the associated tax reporting? Does the place offering the grant have requirement criteria? We all know the money will be going to one very specific recipient (her) to get used on new fedora pins and artisan sodas, so where does that shake out?

ETA: okay so re. the grant giver:
According to this the grant was likely for a minimum of 2500, REALLY wonder how Stapphy is gonna wiggle this into a direct donation to herself...
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They give out a few hundred of these a year:
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Lmao bet I found the they/them camphor who picked Stapphy
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The original post, in June 2022.
 
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