🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Mandatory User Name]

Wtf is this dumb faggot doing trying to start a coffee business? "True" and "Honest" """"Contrastive"""" coffee brands like Black Rifle Coffee have already corner that niche, so there is literally no fucking reason to buy this overpriced garbage. Jeremy needs to stop coping and just give up on this trash already cause this business is a total failure, just like this fat fucks entire carrier.

I understand Black Rifle Coffee, it's not about the coffee so much as their hiring of Veterans, support for gun rights and for other conservative issues, makes perfect sense, even if Coffee isn't directly tied to any of those three things I can understand why they're doing it and why people would support them enough to become repeat buyers.

Now Coffee Brand Coffee I don't understand, are we supporting it so that Hamplanet can get another fish tank? a fourth plane? a lifetime supply of depends? wtf does the Quartering, his channel and supporters have to do with Coffee? I understand Merch "buy a hat for your hat" etc. But this goes waaaaaaayy past Merch, he wants recurring paypigs for his overpriced coffee.

If his channel was about Coffee then that would make some sense, and if he was doing it for charity or for a cause greater than his own wallet then I could understand that as well, but no, he's trying to turn his slop conservative audience into a thriving coffee market. He's fucking delusional.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Just looking at him makes me laugh. A big silly buffoon with no real idea how he lucked his way into success in the first place, and now that his channel is failing he had no idea how to save it.

Suffah Jermey.

 

[Red flaming panda]

If his channel was about Coffee then that would make some sense, and if he was doing it for charity or for a cause greater than his own wallet then I could understand that as well, but no, he's trying to turn his slop conservative audience into a thriving coffee market. He's fucking delusional.

This retard probably thought that making coffee would be easy money.
>Oh yeah, coffee is just about growing plants and putting them in boxes. How hard can it be running a coffee business
How the fuck this cock sucker hasn't gone homeless over his retardation is beyond me.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Today's episode

This was one of the gayest things I've ever sat through. Luke is a tryhard toughguy faggot, and brings out the tryhard toughguy faggot in Jeremy as they try to constantly one-up each other's 'masculinity' and 'tough guy' status. Fml. That section is at the end, because it was easier for me to organize this post with attachments in that order - if you watch any of this, I recommend that one, at the very least.

Spoiler: Theme #1 : Jeremy likes to speculate on people's motives with zero context. Bonus, everyone who joins the military is crazy.

"The problem is the more these things happen, the more they happen". What a great insight and summary, Jeremy. Also, it seems real early to start calling these things essentially the same as 'suicide-by-cop'. You have zero evidence to conclude that as of the time of filming.

Spoiler: Theme #2 : Deep understanding of the military

Continuing on from 'all people who join the military are crazy' from section 1, we get this gem of a quote that everyone in the military is a "killing machine".

Also, the best thing to bring up when you're talking about suicides in the military, is to make a gay joke about your friend. That'll certainly get people to like you.

Spoiler: Theme #3 : Jeremy isn't telling you what to do, wink wink

If Jeremy wasn't tweeting about lefties openly advocating breaking the law behind weasel words, I wouldn't have clipped this. But his hypocrisy pisses me off.

Also, when he's totally not advocating for you to break the law because he might suffer financial repercussions for doing so, Coffee Brand Coffee is now the new, proud sponsor of... armed church security. Yeah, that's a completely neutral stance for your completely neutral company to take. That makes sense.

Spoiler: More of Jeremy's healthy living

3 pizzas, fast food and cigarettes are not good for your health, Jeremy. You disgusting, gluttonous, blobulous, coagulating fuck. I would say you are the human equivalent of a can of cheese whiz, if you still have any humanity left.

Spoiler: This is the most parasocial thing I've ever heard of.

Spoiler: I just thought this was funny timing.

Spoiler: Is this an attempt at humor, Jeremy?

Maybe I'm the retard here, but if you take this article seriously, should you really joke about your coworker being potentially fatally poisoned? And if you don't take it seriously... why is it featured in your content?

Spoiler: Jeremy thinks all women and obese people should be fired

Ironic you have such a problem with women and obese people. You yourself are obese, you slothful fuck, and you run a podcast called 'estrocast' with 3 regularly-appearing women whom you pay for their company (yeah, Luke is included in that).

Spoiler: The Main Event - The self-defense expert panel is in session.

According to Luke, boxing and jiu-jitsu are nothing more than homosexual fantasies.

Any faggot who refuses to train in an actual martial art and has the audacity to claim that a gunfight is the 'ultimate martial art' doesn't know what a martial art is. Gun kata and anime aren't real, you fucking faggot. There are grappling styles that do drills with guns, one example being jiu-jitsu, which you could fairly say are martial arts that involve guns, but Luke isn't doing those because he'd have to touch another man, and he's way more 'not gay' than everyone else.

Also, if you can't desexualize combat sports, frankly, you're almost guaranteed to be an actual creep and the streets are more dangerous with people like you carrying weapons. These people are gun-fetishist faggots because they think that makes them tough guys, because they're allergic to putting in any work to actually be tough and want to larp as fucking modern-day paladins or some gay shit. These are the kind of people who say shit like 'I hope my house gets broken into so I can shoot someone'. Boasts of the inexperienced zero-experienced.

Jeremy's self-defense expertise is on full display here. In the same time span he will give you THE ULTIMATE ADVICE THAT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE IN A MOMENT OF CRISIS, he can't even remember what the weapon color statuses are (based on what he's saying, he's talking about what I learned as 'weapon conditions', ie unloaded/loaded/ready, condition 1/2/3/4, there are probably other classification systems).

The best part is when Luke disagrees with him, and Jeremy is openly SEETHING his employee had the audacity to challenge his authority. Look at his face when Luke is talking. It's quivering, and his eyes are squinted. This is the face of wrath. I would love to see a Warski zoom-in on this shit on the casino some day. And, the best part of the best part is that Jeremy, being the ultimate obese, non-confrontational, feminine pants-shitting beta 'human' that he is, immediately submits to Luke's challenge, and becomes an agreeable little bitch because he knows he doesn't actually have any experience or expertise to argue back.

And how can you gain more access to these guy's life-saving super-secret ninja techniques of death and dismemberment? By buying a membership to a certain discord server, of course, where all the bots experts hang out. This is the modern form of an ad in the old Black Belt magazines.

Finally, just another mask slip showing that the only reason they talk about this is for the grift.

Spoiler: Bonus

This theological sperging is entirely for my self-gratification after having to suffer through this absolute dogshit 'content'. Jeremy literally acts out a fundamental proof that protestantism is heresy. Cope and seethe, judeo-'Christians'.

 

[frari]

That dashboard looks like some online tool provided by his dropshipper. No way does he have a legit coffee company. He just shills rebranded drop shipped shit.

Someone with a legit company would not post/say such nonsense. He's such a lazy grifter. Can't wait for the bankruptcy saga. This cow has a good future.

 

[Dude Snakes]

My synopsis of the Sydney Watson saga.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...unsleeved-media-midwestly.48959/post-22271798

Him sperging out over how Syndey Watson simped him out.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...unsleeved-media-midwestly.48959/post-22265290

Edit:
TheQuartering has unlisted roughly 150 videos on the Incredible Salt Mine channel, gee I wonder why...
This is all that remains listed.
View attachment 7978444
Looks like he hid everything but 2 episodes from last year and the first 20 episodes.

https://www.youtube.com/@TheIncredibleSaltMine/videos

Note these videos still exist on the channel but are no longer searchable on Youtube, so you'd have to be a somewhat advanced internet user to find them. Luckily they were all archived on Preservetube at the following link. Which he is clearly aware of and why he likely didn't bother fully deleting them.

https://preservetube.com/channel/UCx_SEanFxmYdkylVM1v3RDg

Pretty much an admission that he's embarrassed and/or scared a lot of the stuff he said in those old podcasts will be brought back up at some point.

He's commented recently that the farms hate him and tweeted a screenshot from his hater subreddit last week. So this is your periodic reminder that Jeremy consumes all relevant hater content about himself and seethes about it in silence, so when you get a good dunk in on him just know that he will read it eventually.

That will hurt his ad revenue what a dumbass.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Jeremy repeatedly talks about having several employees.

I think he has children trafficked from Comet Ping Pong through underground tunnels that lead to his property. There, they perform coffee-packing labor for 0 pay in sweatshop conditions. Right before each child would succumb to the sweet embrace of death via exhaustion, Jeremy consumes their adrenal glands which have produced enormous amounts of fresh adrenochrome, which is the only thing keeping him alive despite his sedentary lifestyle of gluttony, smoking and alcoholism.

 

[Day of the Cope]

I don't know Jeremy is so insistent on proving that his business venture wasn't a loss when the reality is that, sometimes, businesses just fail. You can do everything right and still lose. That's life.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

If QuarterPounder implies that his coffee venture is a success, he won't be overshilling his overpriced coffee in every video he has.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Quarter Brain has deleted the tweets relating to his business he made last evening. It appears he’s been caught making a mess of it…as usual.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

The World's Dumbest (and Fattest) Entrepreneur tried to spike the ball and show that he's a successful businessman and is immediately called out. His own screenshot contradicts his statement and displays only gross sales. Jeremy gives no actual profit statement and "forgets" to account for any business costs.

I'm absolutely astounded at this fat drunk retarded Harkonen and him saying cope. Great work with the math, but gosh damn he's arrogant. I keep hating him more.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

I don’t understand why big fat guys like him, and Patrick melton don’t shave their awful beards do they really think that looks good?

Quartering did it once atleast, here he is with a Kiwifarms alumni.

Wtf is this dumb faggot doing trying to start a coffee business? "True" and "Honest" """"Contrastive"""" coffee brands like Black Rifle Coffee have already corner that niche, so there is literally no fucking reason to buy this overpriced garbage. Jeremy needs to stop coping and just give up on this trash already cause this business is a total failure, just like this fat fucks entire carrier.

Did not Black Rifle turn out to be leftist retard marxist soy faggots?

A lot of right-wing grifters started acting like hot shit just because they had videos that had a million views, (Quartering and Sargon have this in common) not realizing that such a thing doesn't automatically make you a bigshot.

I think this is an important thing to be aware about. Big on the internet does not make someone a big enough celebrity so they can live on that alone. Humility goes a long way.

but gosh damn he's arrogant.

Humility is an important part of true success.

 

[Breadbassket]

Don't go posting business performance metrics on the Internet unless you can back it up. One can only only wonder why The Quartering thought doing so was a good idea.

 

[WelperHelper99]

theological sperging is entirely for my self-gratification after having to suffer through this absolute dogshit 'content'. Jeremy literally acts out a fundamental proof that protestantism is heresy. Cope and seethe, judeo-'Christians'.

Jermey has no idea why people might go to one church or another. None. Obviously a swipe at the people that got shot and burned to death on Sunday.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Did not Black Rifle turn out to be leftist retard marxist soy faggots?

They are kikes, ex-CIA/NSA, and shit on Kyle Rittenhouse when he was "our guy."

I love how he does almost dsp-level begging saying he's losing money, won't be able to pay his employees, etc etc. Then immediately flip the script and brag about how rich he is while showing off another $10,000 watch, his $50k kitchen aquarium (rip fishees), his wife's plane, his business with multiple employees, etc etc. And then go back to begging.

It just boggles my mind. My mind is thoroughly boggled.

He is saying that he is broke af, but then brags that his side business makes $140k/mo (regardless of proof). He must assume that his paypiggies don't go on twitter.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Quartering did it once atleast, here he is with a Kiwifarms alumni.

They both look like massively gay retards in the thumbnail.

 

[WanderingFarmer]

Did not Black Rifle turn out to be leftist retard marxist soy faggots?

They are kikes, ex-CIA/NSA, and shit on Kyle Rittenhouse when he was "our guy."

Don't forget, at least one of them came out saying that only the police and military should have guns. I can't remember who it was on the founding team that said that, but I distinctly remember it happening right after i bought a bag and a pour-over filter holder.

In short, thanks to BRC I won't ever support any coffee grifts, but I did gain an appreciation for coffee better than Community Coffee. Now I've found a local roaster who uses some of the coffee at the brewery for coffee stouts. Good stuff.

Also I'm still waiting for more citrus tree updates. He's not wrong about the buried green house thing working well enough. The Chinese have a similar system for year round greens production. It's space effective and if you insulate the walls well you can save money on heating. That said he'll have to stick to dwarf varieties and really watch that temperature. Citrus plants have long growing seasons and a sudden cold snap could ruin a year's wait for oranges. Oh and how could I forget UV light! Greens don't need as much as a tree so he might have to set up grow lights so they have enough light, and he'll need fans to set up so the trunks grow hardy enough to support the branches and fruit. Also, if he doesn't build this thing so it can be open during the spring and summer, he'll have to manually pollinate the blooms.
Honestly he should've looked at Satsumas, they're slightly more cold hardy, naturally short trees, and are easy to prune for greenhouse operations.

 

[quarter_grifter]

He's not wrong about the buried green house thing working well enough.

The problem is, Jeremy is still wrong and will always be wrong. All he did was watch a youtube video about it and has no idea what he's talking about, even if the content he watched was viable. Jeremy is a retarded obese slovenly faggot, and he's going to put in 0 actual work to do this citrus tree bullshit. He might pay people to do some initial work, but there's no way he has the consistency to maintain this hypothetical orchard empire any more than he has the ability to keep $10,000 worth of fish alive after initially paying for them.

 

[WanderingFarmer]

Jeremy is a retarded obese slovenly faggot. He might pay people to do some initial work, but there's no way he has the consistency to maintain this hypothetical orchard empire

Yes.
I'm just here to armchair quarterback the downfall.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

The problem is, Jeremy is still wrong and will always be wrong. All he did was watch a youtube video about it and has no idea what he's talking about, even if the content he watched was viable. Jeremy is a retarded obese slovenly faggot, and he's going to put in 0 actual work to do this citrus tree bullshit. He might pay people to do some initial work, but there's no way he has the consistency to maintain this hypothetical orchard empire any more than he has the ability to keep $10,000 worth of fish alive after initially paying for them.

He's gonna hire a "tree guy" and the trees will be dead by the first winter. Quartering's idea of a hobby or side business is to buy something and then have someone else take care of it for him, same with the Coffee Brand Coffee, I doubt he's doing any day to day there either. It's also why he has a stupid amount of employees for his youtube show when it should be a one or two person job. He's the type of person who would hire a dog walker.