DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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People exaggerate a lot on the internet but I swear one of the most cringe things I’ve ever seen is that clip of Phil saying “I have rock hard abs, I can feel them under the layer of fat.”
I did physically cringe.
 
People exaggerate a lot on the internet but I swear one of the most cringe things I’ve ever seen is that clip of Phil saying “I have rock hard abs, I can feel them under the layer of fat.”
I did physically cringe.
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He outright said that he wanted to shift away from video games and I think it's obvious he resents the people that prevented him from being able to do that.
Of course he resents sitting on his atrophy ass and begging the few fans he has left or dentractors that wanna see the piggy squirm for the few shekels he gets to play vidya games, while he sweats in his mature adult office, and while venting about things he has NO idea on what he's talking about. Key example, he did vent about how Saudi Arabia is "bad" for buying American companies, etc...and someone did bring up that one of the major investors in Scopley is....dun dun dun, Saudi Arabia. If the Saudi government saw Phil as someone they wanted to invest in, Phil would be kissing their asses, calling them "Sir", and praising them for the next few weeks, while Phil swims in the oil money.

He tried to venture out into politics, but he has NO hard opinions on anything. He just sat on the fence and went "I dunno...." *Shrug* He has no opinions on anything and if you ask him anything outside of food or gacha, it's "I don't care." or "I don't know." He's lived such a sheltered life and has no other interest in anything except stuffing his face and pulling for Hogans.

Phil knows that this is the rest of his life and he HATES it. Earlier he crashed out and wondered why won't anyone ask him about the FGC, old YouTube, etc...and even blamed Machinima because they (Machinima) thought that they had "infinite money" to play around with. Not realizing that Machinima was a blip of a time where YouTube didn't monetize gaming videos and people soon realized that the whole MCM was a scam. Once Machinima started bleeding money, people left. Phil hung on like the last member of the Titanic until he was fired, went to Curse, dropped them for a unknown MCM that promised him more money and things they couldn't even do, once he realized he got hoodwinked, he went BACK to Curse, and was eventually dropped from them.

He wants to get away from games and to be asked questions about stuff from the 2010's and what it was like, etc....like he's some elder statesman or something. One of the things he did was bring up that everyone "including" him that he knew that Mr. Wizard was a known pedo, he blamed others for their lack of action, but did Phil do anything? Well, no. Why? Because Phil lived out of state and it was "other people's responsibility to do something about it." He went AGAIN on the Cannon brothers, as he said that they "did a hostile takeover of the fighting game community." Phil wants to be seen as this positive contribution to the FGC like Justin Wong, Mike Watson, Jaha, the Cannon brothers, etc....but let's be fair: Phil was a cancer on the FGC, Phil is a cancer to the streaming community, and Phil is a cancer to the gaming community.

Phil is going to be remembered for jerking off on stream. That's his legacy, but in his narc mind, he was this beacon of light who placed 4th at EVO on a broken port of Street Fighter 2, who was a known cancer on the FGC, and who thought he should be held in the same light as the people mentioned.
 
Phil is going to be remembered for jerking off on stream. That's his legacy, but in his narc mind, he was this beacon of light who placed 4th at EVO on a broken port of Street Fighter 2, who was a known cancer on the FGC, and who thought he should be held in the same light as the people mentioned.
To be fair he had some impact on the gaming industry but being used as a labrat to show how yellow paint works isn't really flattering.

I really hope devs won't use him more though, imagine how stupidly easy games would get if they followed his advices.
 
One of the things he did was bring up that everyone "including" him that he knew that Mr. Wizard was a known pedo, he blamed others for their lack of action, but did Phil do anything? Well, no.
Some key things Piggy is missing:
  • Proof that anyone knew anything.
  • Proof of any actions Mr Wizard did (unless he watched)
  • Proof of any information of the victims
  • A definition of "everyone". He's talking early 2000's FGC. Did Rambo and T. Carter know? Did now family men Justin Wong and Alex Valle know? Did Daigo and Tokido know?
  • There are avenues for whistleblowers with proof. Technicals on Youtube, for example, is known for exposing Smash and FGC issues.
  • And he forgets that when a victim was identified, Mr Wizard was promptly removed from his association with Evo. Which on its face would debunk a lack of action.
DSP's just been saying "stuff" recently and being real loose with his mouth. A lot of fat talk to get at PPP and RTU. A lot of ghetto (and now slave) talk to get at LTG. I expect in a few years he'll say " There was no handbook for Youtube." again.
 
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DSP's just been saying "stuff" recently and being real loose with his mouth. A lot of fat talk to get at PPP and RTU. A lot of ghetto (and mow slave) talk to get at LTG. I expect in a few years he'll say " There was no handbook for Youtube." again.
And that is going to get the piggy the attention he's wanting, but will claim that those comments were "taken out of context", he's was "venting", he's just an dumb Polock LARPing as an Italian that was raised Roman Catholic from Bridgeport, it started when his mom didn't get him the Wolverine toy, it's not his fault that he was talking out of his ass, and he's gonna blame everything and everyone for the heat that's gonna come his way.

He's doing it for attention, is all. He's no better than some e-girl flashing her boobs for attention on Twitter. Just ignore DSP and he'll eventually go back to trying to start drama with someone else.
 
Earlier he crashed out and wondered why won't anyone ask him about the FGC, old YouTube, etc
This is one of my favorite things when it comes to DSP, he wants to be seen as this statue of perseverance and knowledge while also knowing nothing about what he wants to yap about.

Old YouTube? He unknowingly exploited a algorithm by sheer luck, when YouTube actually modelled their algorithm to their liking a good 14 years ago he fell into obscurity and hasn't stopped complaining about it since.

The old FGC? He was hated since day one, there were a handful of autists who tolerated him because he was decent at one port of one game, the rest wanted nothing to do with him.
 
Phil has the most confusing history ever because he cannot help but to lie for weird reasons. When everything you ever do is cringe and stupid what exactly do you do? It really is a wonder what his dents even see in him because if you believe everything he says there is no reason to interact with anything this man does.
He is a straight pathological lying fag. Yet, he’s living a great life with the wife who is eating herself to death and his cat son, trust me guys he goes out and does stuff all the time but you’ll never know about it! His real life is much sadder than even we speculate it is.
 
People exaggerate a lot on the internet but I swear one of the most cringe things I’ve ever seen is that clip of Phil saying “I have rock hard abs, I can feel them under the layer of fat.”
I did physically cringe.
Valedictorian Phil doesn't understand how muscles work.
 
The old FGC? He was hated since day one, there were a handful of autists who tolerated him because he was decent at one port of one game, the rest wanted nothing to do with him.
Again, and I can't stress this enough, but Phil WAS NOT good at ST2. He used Vega, a character known for being completely broken, almost one of the most broken characters in SF ever. His mainly spammed move was a 50/50 wall dive that was insanely hard to react to, even by a lot of pros and the 50/50 chance was you had to guess at blocking high or blocking low, if you failed, you ate shit...repeatedly. Even if you blocked it, Vega could immediately do it again or counter with a grab so you were still taking damage and getting put in bad situations. His range, speed, and attacks made him an extremely versatile character regardless of range and zoning because he could easily control the fight. He was considered extremely broken and frustrating to play against. Vega was almost always soft banned at a lot of Japanese (and some English) tournaments because of it.

He was easy and effective to use even if you had no actual skills, and Phil used that to his advantage. He might have had some "skill", but he was absolutely dog shit at every fighting game, to the point he was called an ATM because he was always doing money matches and losing.
 
I agree. Because during his "high point" he encountered one Vega Player who basically learned on his feet to beat him clearly. And never Forget that was the "NEO GEO Version of SSFT2" So a broken Character in a broken port. Oh an don't get me started on his Deejay: Burn out fireball, Uppercut, Ground slide. Paddern Play much Phil?
 
darksydephil.shop is dead. It redirects to a blank Shopify landing page or errors out completely depending on your device.

It used to say "Celebrate as he outlives literally everything!" Well, he has outlived his 3rd merch shop I guess.
 
The whales should permit him to become a full-time fastfood mukbanger. Gradually enlarge him until he is physically indistinguishable from Rich and Jordie.

Fastfood and gambling seem to be the only things he gets animated about, even if his vocabulary for describing food is rather limited.
And his mo-wife. Final chef could certainly make this a reality.
 
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