DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

These "portable" ACs are dogshit too. He's retarded af for not just getting a proper in window unit.

A window unit, much less a vertical one, weighs more than a gallon of milk so.....................

This isn't his first one by the way. He owns an LG one that was roughly $800, it was in the background with the new PC reveal back in November of 2024. Either it broke or he gave it to the horse. Admittedly that LG one is prone to issues but they're fairly easy to repair

He has pitybragged to having 3 actually. All running simultaneously.

The thing I want to know is how the fuck he managed to get it to 84 degrees in the first place when it was like 60 outside when he took that picture. On top of that, he has an a/c in that room (a shit one, but still) and it is almost 25 degrees hotter in his ahhfice.

Not hard to get it to that temp when the unit you're using creates it's own heat. Stand behind a running refrigerator one time.

He said he wear cologne since his “office” stinks. Piggy can’t clean up after himself; that’s why he got married

I have no doubt the cat is pissing on his clothes.

Fake video DSP has said his head his smaller now due to working out.

lmao. stop it.

 

[Beggamania]

Sonic Racing saved from Ban World from a last minute $50 Whale Mary Tip from Final_ICS_SockAccount

 

[Beggamania]

Imagine being someone who wanted to go watch a stream about Sonic Racing, and you instead see some boomer rambling about Saudi Arabia for practically half an hour.

Someone's staying away from drama and politics, eh?

 

[johnkimble123]

He has pitybragged to having 3 actually. All running simultaneously.

 

[Beggamania]

43-year-old man who leaves the house 4 times a months and complains about every little thing imaginable literally every day, urges others to stop "whining about small things":

People should stop whining about small things rant lack of self-awareness September29-2025.mp4

The lack of self-awareness is absolutely baffling. And the smugness is the icing on the cake.

He is mentally ill.

EDIT: he manages to make it even worse. After going on a rant that's clearly anti-Saudi Arabia, he says the following:

If you're so anti-Saudi Arabia, then why are YOU buying gas?
If you're so anti-Saudi Arabia why are you buying gasoline lack of self-awareness September29-...mp4

Pictured below is what DSP's brain looks like:

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"HOW PEOPLE LIVE IN RUSSIA, CHINA!!!"
Uhh...they just do live. Phil doesn't understand that if people from poorer countries(the "poor" of Russia and China have it worse, I mean, don't start GDP discussion nonsense), and they never had a chance to experience greatness of life in places like US - their reality becomes just a norm. They don't wallow over first world countries like Phil, for the most part, they just adapt and move on with their life. Shocking concept for this 43 year old Karen

 

[Vic Viper T301]

i still have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to even mean

I think he means people who don’t “carry a load” because they are too lazy to work. So yeah, he’s projecting again.

 

[neger psykolog]

Wew lad DSP subforum demoted from the front page

 

[Mysterious Figure]

DSP Politics fail

Did he ever say anything offensive? I was looking forward to it for a long time, never saw anything about it, then read on the forums that it ended.

 

[Ardath]

i still have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to even mean

This is actually just another projection from Phil, since he doesn't have children and is probably impotent and going with the "we are glad we don't have a kid" cope.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Did he ever say anything offensive? I was looking forward to it for a long time, never saw anything about it, then read on the forums that it ended.

Uhhhhh those fucking idiots at the foodbank are asking for specific things and not just taking whatever you can give (they were) and that's fucking stupid! so I'm showing my charity donation on stream to feeding America or whatever.

The rest of the shit was just the expected braindead shit but him complaining about the local foodbank was funny he was legit mad.

 

[neger psykolog]

Uhhhhh those fucking idiots at the foodbank are asking for specific things and not just taking whatever you can give (they were) and that's fucking stupid! so I'm showing my charity donation on stream to feeding America or whatever.

The rest of the shit was just the expected braindead shit but him complaining about the local foodbank was funny he was legit mad.

The writers going above and beyond this season and doing some foreshadowing for the DSP homeless special season where he's such a miserable hobo that whines about the foodbank so much that the other hobos won't even talk to him.
Maybe he'll get an arch rival hobo who is an urban style individual. I can't wait.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

He just called LTG a slave and said he bursts like May first all the time. He's two sips on his 8.5% (on stream) drinking. Wants his name to be Max Powers (sounds like a porn name)

 

[#lurker]

He just called LTG a slave and said he bursts like May first all the time.

I love the never ending cycle of being a PAHSITIVE streamer with no drama, and then constantly doing this.
The funny thing is that if he went all in on being a drama whore he'd make a lot more money. But as of right now he neither has his cake nor eats it.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Wew lad DSP subforum demoted from the front page

We're in Null's closet of forgotten lolcows and shitposters. I blame you personally for all of it, neger. The $1k shitposts were too much.

 

[CoolDudeXD]

So when's dsp getting sued by the cannon brothers for slander?

 

[Moar Krabs]

I suspect that this "fuck you, pay me" attitude he so brazenly has been showcasing, is the result of DSP Reacts and DSP Politics failing. He let slip a few times that he talked to his major whales about the future of his channel and that they said he should focus on video games and not other stuff, like politics. In other words, they basically told Phil that he's their personal jester and if he wants to keep receiving the big donations, he better keep playing video games until the day he dies. That was probably when realised that his life is being controlled by a few whimsical, mentally ill faggots and in order for his narc ego to compensate, he countered their attitude with, "you want me play video games? Fine, but you'll have to keep your word and pay me every stream." He outright said that he wanted to shift away from video games and I think it's obvious he resents the people that prevented him from being able to do that.

This was the best analysis I've read cause in 2023 and 2024 he was pushing those spin off channels hard and if the react channel took off I guarantee you he would have made that his main channel and made the gaming channel his spin off channel. I think he at one point wanted to do what RTU does and just talk and react to videos for 2 hours and call it a day cause around this time he was also pushing the prestreams and the Q&A segments hard but the problem with that is he's not interesting as a person (neither is RTU) and when he says he doesn't watch other content creators that aren't detractors I think he means it because he's truly only interested in his sphere and his world and anybody that's not a part of it can get lost.

 

[shekelshoah666]

So when's dsp getting sued by the cannon brothers for slander?

I wish they would he deserves it. He is under some belief that they are blocking better netcode while also knowing rollback is bad but keeping quiet to sell it but rollback flat out is pretty dam good overall if you play online shit every game lags for fighting games that properly use rollback the results are generally really good.

Getting banned on SRK for posting BBC and being a fucking asshole really did a number on this dude. Only things that keeps him up at night more is the Wolverine Doll and Champions.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

This was the best analysis I've read cause in 2023 and 2024 he was pushing those spin off channels hard and if the react channel took off I guarantee you he would have made that his main channel and made the gaming channel his spin off channel. I think he at one point wanted to do what RTU does and just talk and react to videos for 2 hours and call it a day cause around this time he was also pushing the prestreams and the Q&A segments hard but the problem with that is he's not interesting as a person (neither is RTU) and when he says he doesn't watch other content creators that aren't detractors I think he means it because he's truly only interested in his sphere and his world and anybody that's not a part of it can get lost.

100%. Phil desperately wants to be able to quit gaming forever and just do lazy react content / lame takes about current events content. But he is far too stupid to ever break into the mainstream except in a "Look at what the retard who masturbated on stream once said said this time" kind of way. To his credit, he actually realized this and doubled down on what works for him. Unfortunately that means begging even harder and being an even bigger insufferable asshole, which may be unsustainable (but who knows).

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Wants his name to be Max Powers (sounds like a porn name)

That's an old Homer Simpson reference kid tu-huh.

 

[millais]

The whales should permit him to become a full-time fastfood mukbanger. Gradually enlarge him until he is physically indistinguishable from Rich and Jordie.

Fastfood and gambling seem to be the only things he gets animated about, even if his vocabulary for describing food is rather limited.