💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Making your identity a "gamer" when you're 30+ is some of the most pathetic shit ever.

Also, not sure what this is but seems the Pests have been doing what they do best:
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moseph.jartelli said:
Nowhere in my search did any of the chairs come in 'S', 'M' and 'XL' varieties. Granted, it wasnt a gamer chair. Id feel like a fat manchild if that's how I was buying chairs. Shane, you are a XL fat manfaggot who buys chairs sized for illiterates.
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You notice they're called "Gamer Chairs." This is why they need to be sized for those of the bariatric persuasion, because gamers are all either hungry skellies or gigantic lardmonsters like Shame.
 
Broadside said:
Making your identity a "gamer" when you're 30+ is some of the most pathetic shit ever.

Also, not sure what this is but seems the Pests have been doing what they do best:
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It doesn't work, Shane will just pretend that everything brought up is made up by the stalker nazis, misinterpreted by them, or made up by him deliberately to mislead them.
He's as big a narcissist as Fatpat, and unlike Rickleberry his ego hasn't been continuously assaulted for years yet. So his ego has stamina and whatever is brought up, Shane's delusional brain will justify it somehow.
At the very most he will go dark for a bit, pretending that the pedonazis crossed a line and he's working with the corporate stormtroopers of Microsoft to bring them to justice when in reality he just hopes they'll forget.

That being said, I'm looking forward to seeing what the pedonazis came up with, and how Shane will react.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Still do, they have a nice discount too for employees. They contact HR to see if you qualify for any.
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I didn't actually stay long enough to qualify as I was just a summer intern.

Spunt said:
He can't just buy a chair, he has to be a super important chair guy.
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Everything about him needs to be how special he is. And I mean special as in he rode to school on the short bus.

Plum Smuggler said:
You know nothing of Microsoft.
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I love how I'm able to get under his skin. Notice me again Sempai!

And Shame when I was at Microsoft one summer as an intern the chairs were Steelcase. Sorry but that's the truth. Maybe when you were a phone monkey they didn't have them because why would they bother but the department I was helping out in did.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
All he has is some crap he got working at a call center. Same shit you get working at any call center job.
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Yeah they always get the castoffs. it's the shit that they've replaced for others so they give it to the phone jockeys because they're a dime a dozen. Get rid of one and you have a dozen that could fill the same job. Phone jockeys are disposable.
 
If Shane had ever been “Microsoft internal” he’d have Microsoft stock and wouldn’t be on welfare.
 
Meriasek said:
It doesn't work, Shane will just pretend that everything brought up is made up by the stalker nazis, misinterpreted by them, or made up by him deliberately to mislead them.
He's as big a narcissist as Fatpat, and unlike Rickleberry his ego hasn't been continuously assaulted for years yet. So his ego has stamina and whatever is brought up, Shane's delusional brain will justify it somehow.
At the very most he will go dark for a bit, pretending that the pedonazis crossed a line and he's working with the corporate stormtroopers of Microsoft to bring them to justice when in reality he just hopes they'll forget.

That being said, I'm looking forward to seeing what the pedonazis came up with, and how Shane will react.
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You'd think Shane would see the Pests have fucked with Pat for literal years and not grown bored and think "hmm maybe I should avoid those schizos" but no, genius over here decides to stick his hand inside the hornet nest.
 
I almost expected the new Shane Throne™ to look like this:

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Dean Pentel said:
Don't underestimate what sort of horrific stains this man could inflict on objects.
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It's obviously going to be a combination of sweat, feces from sharts and constant anal leakage, semen from whenever he misses the handkerchief during his gooning sessions and food stains stains from when he shovels slop into his mouth.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
If Shane had ever been “Microsoft internal” he’d have Microsoft stock and wouldn’t be on welfare.
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Utterly dumb and extremely fat shit like this is why this moron has been banned from pretty much anything Microsoft. He will make up outrageous bullshit pretending to know shit about Microsoft in a forum full of people who actually work there, and then freak out when they point out he's completely full of shit.

For 20 years he's embarrassed himself with this idiocy, and he still does it. What an absolute neurotard.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
If Shane had ever been “Microsoft internal” he’d have Microsoft stock and wouldn’t be on welfare.
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This is so true. Know a guy that worked at Microsoft for years. He retired at 40 with millions in stock options. Then got bored and went back to work as a consultant and is really raking in the cash now.

Ashkenazi Porn Actress said:
I almost expected the new Shane Throne™ to look like this:

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It's obviously going to be a combination of sweat, feces from sharts and constant anal leakage, semen from whenever he misses the handkerchief during his gooning sessions and to food stains stains from when he shovels slop into his mouth.
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You forgot the massive cup holder for his Big Gulp of Mountain Dew.
 
Imagine being so mentally and emotionally stunted that you want to kill people for calling out your lies and calling you fat. We also knew your address for quite a while Shane. It's not hard for people here to find others. Just look at the times people have tracked a cow down due to a doorknob. Unlike you, we're not as dumb as one.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Imagine being so mentally and emotionally stunted that you want to kill people for calling out your lies and calling you fat. We also knew your address for quite a while Shane. It's not hard for people here to find others. Just look at the times people have tracked a cow down due to a doorknob. Unlike you, we're not as dumb as one.
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Not just that but I doubt seriously that Shame has a gun. Even a cheap one costs a couple hundred bucks and with his neuromuscular issues that prevents him from working there's no way he could pull the trigger. No if he flashes a piece it's probably an airsoft pistol with the tip painted black.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Not just that but I doubt seriously that Shame has a gun. Even a cheap one costs a couple hundred bucks and with his neuromuscular issues that prevents him from working there's no way he could pull the trigger. No if he flashes a piece it's probably an airsoft pistol with the tip painted black.
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you forget who you make fun of, Nazi
Shane is a secret special agent macgyver hackerman who trained in the pentagon for Microsoft, the day will come when he will roll down the stairs to the basement where a layer of concrete is all that separates him from the tools of his past of deadly destruction
But unlike John Wick, he will not need a sledge hammer to free his Biggie Smalls level collection from their tomb, because his righteous fists can shatter stone just as easily as they can shatter a Nazis jaw
 
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