The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

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Want to say, last year Bruno put on a China night for the farm's movie night channel, and I kid you not, but pretty much every movie had a scene of pissing in it.

I didn't think anything of it apart from China being weird until the pics of his piss bottle collection were posted here.
 
I've mostly known this guy through the Nostalgia Critic thread and how much he a-logged Doug and all I can say is this:
One of them lived in a filthy room with piss bottles despite the bathroom being reportedly directly next to it and the other one doesn't.
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Let's turn this thread into something fun. The guy may not even be dead and even if he is he used his death to fuel a career that was never going to go anywhere to begin with. He lived in his own filth and was gross.
You know who was fun and is now dead? @Deadpool man that guy hated Melinda.
 
I've mostly known this guy through the Nostalgia Critic thread and how much he a-logged Doug and all I can say is this:
One of them lived in a filthy room with piss bottles despite the bathroom being reportedly directly next to it and the other one doesn't.
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which doug walker alog would you rather be: bruno or lordkat?
Let's turn this thread into something fun. The guy may not even be dead and even if he is he used his death to fuel a career that was never going to go anywhere to begin with. He lived in his own filth and was gross.
You know who was fun and is now dead? @Deadpool man that guy hated Melinda.
yeah still miss DP to be honest, man was an OG
 
Definitely some "i wank myself off to my exquisite taste in movies" titles on that list, i can appreciate that. Have watched about half of that list already.
Yeah maybe but I can't really look at any of them and say wow, this guy's taste blows. Some of those are also my own favorite movies. Bad Lieutenant is definitely worth a watch. In a way, it's a bad movie, and has some of the over the top melodrama typical of Abel Ferrara's direction, but it somehow is a sneaky masterpiece thanks to the brilliant and almost painful to watch performance of Harvey Keitel in one of his best roles. There's this inhuman howl he makes multiple times in the movie that expresses absolute despair and horror in a way words couldn't.

Then there's the underrated Day of the Dead. While I still think the original Dawn is the absolute masterpiece of all zombie films, it's a contrarian choice that I can appreciate.

Similarly, Henry. This isn't so much underrated as criminally ignored. You probably remember its star (Michael Rooker) as Merle from The Walking Dead, where he's almost playing a zombie apocalypse version of Henry. TWD of course wasted so many phenomenal actors (like Lennie James and Norman Reedus and Melissa McBride) and kept you hanging on for the occasional epic performance through episode after episode of complete trash and filler. I'll never forgive that series for wasting so much of my time.

I just noticed The World's Greatest Sinner. I've never seen this, but it was Frank Zappa's first real public outing as a musician (he did the soundtrack). I should probably watch that at some point.

It is definitely the kind of list you'd see from some indiefag film wanker on /tv/ but it's not like these are tard movies a tard would pick.

I definitely enjoyed his commentary on fucked-up books in the fucked-up books thread, his views on horror movies, especially Italian ones, and pessimistic outlook. He could be quite funny. Sorry to hear he was kind of an asshole to numerous people but again, that's why I try to keep a distance here. I like fucked-up opinions from fucked-up people about fucked-up things, and this place has that in spades.

Whatever else he may have been, I think he was a solid net positive to the site and sucks he's gone (or whatever).
 
After barging into Saturday movie night and cockblocking @L50LasPak from playing a movie he really was excited to share to play some random Italian horror bullshit on a whim, driving L50 and his contributions which I enjoy away, rest in piss Bruno. Movie night noticably went downhill after that.
 
Is it cheating if I say pre-troonout lordkat? At least he doesn't live in his own filth (as far as I know)
Considering he was #changethechannel before change the channel, he was already one mentally at least while he was here
After barging into Saturday movie night and cockblocking @L50LasPak from playing a movie he really was excited to share to play some random Italian horror bullshit on a whim, driving L50 and his contributions which I enjoy away, rest in piss Bruno
are we talking monetary contributions or just general community stuff?
 
One of them lived in a filthy room with piss bottles despite the bathroom being reportedly directly next to it and the other one doesn't.
Those piss bottles are really rookie numbers. The worst I've seen are from 4chan. The worst I've seen irl was a much more ambitious junkie who had a 55 gallon piss drum labeled as some chemical that was probably left over from a meth lab somewhere.
 
are we talking monetary contributions or just general community stuff?
No, it was just Bruno using his mod priveleges on the movie night channel to be a dick for no reason and L50 brought a lot of good stuff for the weekend after friday movie night and he quit doing that after Bruno decided to be a complete cuntass.
 
@Deadpool man that guy hated Melinda.
Now that man, I actually miss & am still sad we lost. Sorely so. He was a good soul. I'm tearing up a little just reading that. I'm proud to be able to say that we were dear friends in real life. o7 & F.

Complete inverse of Justin Kattke. Pressing S to spit.

And lol yeah, Deadpool fucking hated her. And he used to text me spammed lines & lines of blue hearts randomly at all hours to fuck with me & how much I hate Chris Chan. Worked every time. I miss that faggot so much. 💙
 
Also do remember him having a stick up his ass when it comes to films also.

In all fairness, you can expect anyone on the Internet gatekeeping their preferred form of escapism to have an IRL existence like what we were gifted a window into on page 9. I’m entirely unsurprised by these revelations; and hope for more extreme ones to come to light.
 
In all fairness, you can expect anyone on the Internet gatekeeping their preferred form of escapism to have an IRL existence like what we were gifted a window into on page 9. I’m entirely unsurprised by these revelations; and hope for more extreme ones to come to light.
Send in Kiwi Team 6 to liberate those piss bottles. Collector's items.
 
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