Pooh's Adventures of Autism - The Most Autistic Crossovers You Will Ever Find

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RetardBus

RetardBus

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Pooh's Adventures is a huge project that a bunch of cartoon obsessed spergs participate in to combine Winnie the Pooh with literally any (usually) family oriented film, TV show, or video game that they can think of. They have an entire wiki dedicated to this shit where they write out long, often detailed descriptions of their ideas for movies and TV series featuring a bunch of random copyrighted characters with little to no relation for the fuck of it.

In the process of this, they usually create hilariously bad "movie posters" and sometimes even full fucking "movies" out of this nonsense, some good examples being hilarious shit like this.

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This discussion is not limited to only Pooh's Adventures. Feel free to discuss any other weird spergy crossover "franchise" such as Benny the Beast or anything similar.
 
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Pooh's Adventures just reeks of autism. You can practically feel the idiocy oozing off of just the posters. I can't even imagine just sitting around and suddenly going "You know what would make my favorite movie even better? All of my favorite characters!"

You know back in the day spergs made thousands of awful Dragonball Z/Pokemon/Sailor Moon crossover fanfiction. I wonder if these are the same people just grown up, and with access to random clips and Windows Movie Maker.
 
These posters remind me of Chris' CD cover project where, as the CWCki put it, Chris _still_ struggled with the assignment, despite the unlimited possibilities, because he wanted to cover it in vidya characters and the teacher told him, "no copyrighted characters."
 
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I actually watched a legitimate one which is not a parody:


It's terrible even for the 1st part. 5 minutes for the intro and 5 minutes for the introduction of the characters, (and probably a few moar soon) and this is just Part 1 of the whole series. I might watch moar parts soon but I don't think I can take it.

Anyway, did a shitty parody of the Pooh's Adventures:
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What is the point of throwing so many characters in? So many wholly unrelated characters that wouldn't even fit in the particular universe where they're being shoehorned? Any semblance of story would just fly out the window.
 
Ugh, this shit makes me want to throw something. Fan fiction (and especially crossover fan fiction) just screams "I'm painfully uncreative, so here's a bunch of existing intellectual property I really like."
 

Of course, you dont even need to try that hard to piss them off. You can also take a mature movie and make a wholly orignal crossover to piss theese guys off. Remember to have Winnie the Pooh characters pop up for enlightning commentary to complete the effect!


Edit: I would like to know who that black man is in the Chris Chan vid tho.
 
I've heard of this Pooh's Adventures thing before but its very boring. It's just the soundtrack of Winnie the Pooh playing endlessly on loop. Is this how they torture people in Guantanamo Bay?
 
Wow, the sheer detail and time they put into these things astounds me. I also don't see the need to include 5000 other characters who have little to no significance to the plot whatsoever.
 
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I actually watched a legitimate one which is not a parody:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cHsHR2IkbRE
It's terrible even for the 1st part. 5 minutes for the intro and 5 minutes for the introduction of the characters, (and probably a few moar soon) and this is just Part 1 of the whole series. I might watch moar parts soon but I don't think I can take it.

Anyway, did a shitty parody of the Pooh's Adventures:
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Is that Kabukimam?!
 
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