❄️ Snowflake Regina Singleton / Fernando Moore / ElixirSpice / Fernando St York/ Aafira / FSY - Hypochondriac egomaniac, e beggar, drag king, drama queen, and patient from hell. Wishes death on everyone, can't read a Covid test

[A Sentient Cloud]

Having been unb& by Bitch Boy Elon, Fernando returned to her roots by hurling invective at a medical provider. Incredibly, this somehow worked, and instead of referring her to some fake hippie clinic that does gayass Chinese magic (no offense), the properly cowed doctor referred Fernando to a REAL pain clinic where she can get DRUGZ.

No mention of the cat.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

No mention of the cat.

You don’t understand. That’s happening next Friday.

I’m guessing she got the good drugs before CVS closed, because after wishing death on the Cis Bitch Boy and white people in general (in relation to colonization, US imperialism, and third world nations fighting and killing each other) again, she went quiet for the weekend.





Still working on that very important Long Covid article, by the way. Buy her a coffee so that the freelancer can keep working on the same article she has been for over a month

 

[Polychromos]

I really want her to explain these issues in her own words. I'm sure that would be entertaining. I'm surprised how many she could list, but she doesn't seem to talk about most of these either. But I guess that just makes me the asshole, as a black disabled trans person shouldn't have to educate others for free!

Edit: I shouldn't sperg about her Holocaust takes every time.
Whenever she invokes the Holocaust, I have to think about the sleazy Italian movies from the 70s that used insane titles to make money, like the og:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Fernando has been a no show on both of her Twitter accounts for five days. Other e beggars are beginning to wonder why that’s the case.

 

[Polychromos]

Fernando has been a no show on both of her Twitter accounts for five days. Other e beggars are beginning to wonder why that’s the case.

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The it pronouns throw me of every time someone talks about her. I really don't get how anyone is able to take that seriously and not feel bad about talking about another humanbeing in this way.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Like magic, she reappears, without elaboration asking for money for "food," i.e., at least two month's worth of groceries.

The groggy repetition of "this week" reminds me of my 20s texting first thing in the morning through a blinding hangover, though it's 4pm in Arizona.

 

[Breadbear]

Please keep circulating its dire kneads

Fuckin hell. Sounds like an evil sourdough starter.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Despite claiming intense pain here and everywhere, Queen Regina made sure to be very busy on Twitter during the weekend (which is very unlike her; she’s often MIA on the weekends with maybe a retweeted e beg or two at the most).

Here are her takes on:

Masking and Long Covid





Trans masc gender identity (with a hint of “fuck whitey”)




Food combinations (AKA a rare good opinion)



And finally, continuing her rent and grocery e beg since the deadline is so soon. She especially deserves it because she’s dying from Long Covid unlike peasants working for their living. She’ll still go “thanks, but it’s not enough” if someone chips in, however.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I'm preaching to the choir but her and Mem's entitlement truly knows no bounds. Nothing is ever enough and don't you dare think that they owe you a simple "thank you"
Edit to add: they are also so similar yo each other (black, TiF, almost identical way of writing) that I frequently mix them up in my head

 

[Muskcarpone]

I also mix them up in my head. Fernando is a more militant Mem, with even more resentment and bile. The arrogance and entitlement is roughly the same, though.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I find Mem extremely boring, but Fernando is the bee’s knees in my book (what with the death threats and all). HOW can you get them confused?!

I bet all strong Black women it/its look the same to you. Smdh.

 

[Polychromos]

Claiming arthritis and constantly not moving, but always typing on her phone will never stop being funny to me. I know it can be specific to certain body parts, but still.
It's the same with pretending to not be able to eat and talking about chocolate with peanut butter. She's kind of vague about what she's able to eat, but both usually aren't really suitable for people with insane amounts of food intolerances.

I find Mem extremely boring, but Fernando is the bee’s knees in my book (what with the death threats and all). HOW can you get them confused?!

I bet all strong Black women it/its look the same to you. Smdh.

Fernando still feels fresh and new, while Mem is just super repetitive. While truly amazing Mem quotes seem to be a bit more few in-between, if they're good, they're really good! So I wouldn't call her boring.

I like Fernando more because her grift seems even more transparent than Mems. She also puts a lot less effort into crowd funding and her drug seeking is insanely obvious. She also gets into a broader variety of political issues, where she never disappoints to have an insane and uninformed take. I just wish she was a bit less vague with a lot of her claims.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I’ve had a few people ask me how I can tell all the e beggars apart. Answer: IDK, autism? Maybe it’s like how Brock could tell all the Nurse Joys apart in Pokemon (mostly by associating them with one or two little details, such as Fern’s Immortan Joe persona or it pronouns or how much Kyttie loved mermaids and hated squirrels stealing her bread). Only unlike Brock, I don’t want to get into their pants.

Autism? Yeah, autism.

Yesterday, Regina had homelessness on the mind






When video games and YouTubey weren’t. Regina isn’t much different from the average Beauty Parlour frequenter, as she was trying and failing to watch a video about the Slaton sisters.






Perhaps she is watching so much consumerist YouTube because she has no weed or pain meds despite being (or because she is) a Black person in pain

 

[Polychromos]

The quote of the day is defeneatly: "I don't have pain meds because im Black and I cant afford weed." I seriously had to fight my autocorrect on that one.

Autism? Yeah, autism.

This is just more proof that most of kiwifarms is retard on retard violence, myself included.

Yesterday, Regina had homelessness on the mind

Tbf Mem at least consistently begs for her ridiculous bills. Fernando started to beg for rent on the 27th. Her expectations seem ridiculous even by e-beggar standards.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Also on Fernando’s mind: suicide





How can she help it? Not like she’s getting her needs as a disabled person met fast enough. Regina? More like Cassandra, given how she’s a symbol of a crippled future that everyone is ignoring.

 

[fitty tucker]

I guess my body is trying to prep me for the future where food is scarce due to rising prices.

Regina is more evolved than the rest of us. While our cuck bodies are getting signals from stupid places like the amount of daylight or the temperature, Regina's is gearing up for the next time Walmart raises the price on their Little Debbie's. We could only wish for such evolutionary fitness.

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Kiwi Math:

lolfat – 20 lbs = still lolfat

 

[Aunt Carol]

Weight loss from GI issues?

Weird that she didn't try the "rationing insulin" beg. Call it "government-enforced diabulimia."

Going with my personal theory that she's internalized that she's DMI and thus forgets to add it to the mental list of "fake things I beg about." Like whistling past a graveyard.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Once again, linear time snuck up on Fernando and she's currently $1400 in the hole for the rent which is due today. Will she pull off another miraculous Hail Mary at the eleventh hour? Probably!

She also shared some of the much-anticipated art that she's been allegedly working on for months in between writing that Long Covid article that's been just around the corner since August, her home garden that she seemingly abandoned around the same time, scoring percs, working on a drag persona that she hasn't mentioned in six months, and not giving up her cat.

 

[Polychromos]

Absolutely amazing! I'd really love to have to have her confidence. The deranged eyes are my favorite part.

Does someone know what's in the upper left corner on her desk?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Does someone know what's in the upper left corner on her desk?

Those appear to be the adhesive pads used by TENS units.

Source: I have those for my own TENS unit.