💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?


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32 isn't well past her prime. 32 is a perfectly healthy age to have a child. But you don't want to risk it after 37. If I remember right, the chances of Downs increases to something like 50% after 37. But none of it matters-she won't do it anyway. At least, I really, really fucking hope not
My googling shows that anything over 34 is considered a geriatric pregnancy, or Advanced Maternity Age in nuspeak. One way or the other, most of her healthy childbearing days are behind her. Not that I'm any sort of expert on the subject, and I really didn't mean to derail the thread. So I'll leave it at that.
 
32 is not too old to start having children, especially not in this day and age. I would say more couples are having their first child in their 30s now than in their 20s unlike previous generations. Last week I babysat a 1 year old for a couple that are almost 40. I also have family that had children in their 20s and continued to have children until they couldn't anymore (Late 40s). Point is, lots of people have children and continue having them well past their 30s.

The scare about having a downie child after a certain age won't matter to Anisa, she would probably like to have a sped child so she can LARP as a disability activist and get pity points. I'm sure she would also love to cry about how the internet is mean to her poor disabled child.
I agree its not too old but there is a difference in having your first kid in your 20s and having more in your 30s than having your first child in your 30s. The body has already adapted to pregnancy before, and that usually makes recovery and adjustment easier.
I don't think Anisa will get pregnant, she would love the attention but the birth and getting fat would scare the shit out of her. I can see her hiring some poor Ukrainian girl as a surrogate.
 
I saw Krobus defending Anisa’s honor in her IG comments and I’ve never seen Krobus’ IG before so I did a deep dive.

It actually made me sad the more I saw.

Her real name is Rachel, she’s 26 and lives in the UK. She quit university, has never had a job and lives with her parents. She hasn’t taken photos with any friends since 2022. She identifies as a nonbinary lesbian and it seems like her family has completely just accepted it and even literally call her “Krobus” based off photos of bowling screens on family outings. She posts a lot of pictures and it’s always zero likes and zero comments.

It seems she only leaves the house when she goes on outings with her mom, dad and brother. She goes on a lot of holidays with her family. I noticed over scrolling through the years she seems to jump around with a lot of obsessive tendencies with different online figures and celebrities.

This girl talks all day in their discord, Ian’s chat and always defends Anisa but they never acknowledge her. They court these lonely people who have no friends in real life, let them become extremely parasocial but call their haters parasocial. They have an insanely unhealthy fan base from those I’ve just been able to dig through including their mods who are snarkers and obsessed with Hasan.
Imagine courting a fanbase of broke, anti-social, mentally ill degenerates who at best barely hold down minimum wage jobs, but are more often than not drains on the system, and thinking "Yea, these are my people".

Unironically Ian's fanbase:
 
Where is all this baby talk coming from anyway? The way things are going I would have thought Anisa would be planning her escape instead. Or has she accepted Ian is the best she will get, and since they're currently losers sitting in their mom's basement they just wanna pop out a baby to feel like they're doing something with their lives?
 
32 isn't well past her prime. 32 is a perfectly healthy age to have a child. But you don't want to risk it after 37. If I remember right, the chances of Downs increases to something like 50% after 37. But none of it matters-she won't do it anyway. At least, I really, really fucking hope not
Chance of Downs syndrome increases *by* 50% of the original value (to 1 in 100), not *to* 50% or else world would have been flooded with retards.
 
I agree its not too old but there is a difference in having your first kid in your 20s and having more in your 30s than having your first child in your 30s. The body has already adapted to pregnancy before, and that usually makes recovery and adjustment easier.
I don't think Anisa will get pregnant, she would love the attention but the birth and getting fat would scare the shit out of her. I can see her hiring some poor Ukrainian girl as a surrogate.
They did dump a bunch of those leeches in Alberta so there is an excess of them. I don’t know about the Edmonton but further south there are a lot.

Alberta is the immigrant dumping ground cause the government is trying to replace the good old boys, so it’s fitting Ian is there.
 
Where is all this baby talk coming from anyway? The way things are going I would have thought Anisa would be planning her escape instead. Or has she accepted Ian is the best she will get, and since they're currently losers sitting in their mom's basement they just wanna pop out a baby to feel like they're doing something with their lives?
You can bet they'll exploit the baby for views by posting photos and videos or even bringing it on stream, all over social media.
 
Age of parents would be least of Baby Jomha's problems. All is set against it to the degree that it would wish it was born as Ethan Ralph's third child instead.
 
I don't think Anisa will get pregnant, she would love the attention but the birth and getting fat would scare the shit out of her.
Unfortunately, I can definitely see her going down the pregnancy route when every other venture has failed and she isn't getting anymore attention. I can especially see this if Ian refuses to get a real job and they have no steady income coming in.
 
You can bet they'll exploit the baby for views by posting photos and videos or even bringing it on stream, all over social media.
God what is Anisa wants to be a tard baby mom because it increases attention? We've seen that on the farms and it's always the most depressing stories. It would be doubly beneficial for her because the baby wouldn't live a full 18 years.
 
The scare about having a downie child after a certain age won't matter to Anisa, she would probably like to have a sped child so she can LARP as a disability activist and get pity points. I'm sure she would also love to cry about how the internet is mean to her poor disabled child.
That would be a new low for Anisa. If they have a child, I hope, someone else raises them. Any of their siblings be it the Washburn sister or any of Anisa's siblings, who, seemingly, look like normal people.

But in the most likely scenario, this child is going to be raised by Anisa's mother.
 
Imagine courting a fanbase of broke, anti-social, mentally ill degenerates who at best barely hold down minimum wage jobs, but are more often than not drains on the system, and thinking "Yea, these are my people".

Unironically Ian's fanbase:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aNWCta81lto
When you've pushed everyone away and you've been cut off from all your friends and family, you'll take positive reinforcement from anyone willing to give it to you. Where else is he gonna get it from? His wife? Pfft.
 
Unfortunately, I can definitely see her going down the pregnancy route when every other venture has failed and she isn't getting anymore attention. I can especially see this if Ian refuses to get a real job and they have no steady income coming in.
Her uterus is probably a grave-yard and her husbands balls are so shriveled up that the will need to use giga-ivf in order to get pregnant, knowing anisa she will probably use a surrogate
 
I'd love to know how many of Anisa's and Anisa's husband's orbiters are like this autistic virgin.
Hard to say. Probably a lot of them are autistic, and a lot of them are virgins, but Krobus is ...special.

Sadly she wasn't in chat yesterday :( But in her place, my other favorite Jomhican to cringe at, Pubert the pooner(?) furry, was there, donating like 30 gift subs. Let's see what she overshared!

kidnamedpubert_: i work in the dairy department of the store ! the milk money
kidnamedpubert_: i work with the milk
kidnamedpubert_: as the milk worker, oat milk is better
WE GET IT ALREADY

considering the last picture of hers we saw, are these threats? also she keeps saying "pubert alert" wtf?
kidnamedpubert_: pubert alert 🐇 i will draw a picture!
kidnamedpubert_: drawing you in a denny's uniform for 13000+ subs 🐹🧀

And that was basically it. Han didn't even get in any funny fights, chat sucks without you Krobus and we know you're not doing anything, come back!

bonus: Anisa really is retarded:
AnisaJomha: people always seem so reasonable on leftovers imo
AnisaJomha: ive never seen anything nearly as crazy as whats on the h3 sub
The craziest thing about the H3 sub, other than them liking the crew, was when they liked you, Anisa.
 
the chances of Downs increases to something like 50% after 37.
no lmao, it just increases by like 50% compared to baseline (which is sub 1%)
so like, instead of 0.2% risk of downs you now have 0.3% risk of downs

all those "increased maternal age means bad health for the child" talking points are completely overblown and retarded. the real danger in waiting too long is the massively increased risk that it's just not going to work at all. that's the real problem to be mindful of.
 
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The craziest thing about the H3 sub, other than them liking the crew, was when they liked you, Anisa.
Anus once said, when Ethan was the only person who would promote their events, that the H3 sub was the only sane place on the internet. Even he and the crew laughed at her for how retarded, bootlicking and untrue that statement was. Anywhere she can get some asspats is a wonderful place full of amazing people and anywhere she gets the slightest criticism is an alt-right incel community full of people who secretly want to fuck her.
 
anywhere she gets the slightest criticism is an alt-right incel community full of people who secretly want to fuck her.
Or kill her (in her mind)

Weirdo pubert already drew Ian as a Dennys employee. He didn’t respond because he only likes to eat at Dennys and run a Dennys in his head for Twitch, not real life. He is way too above working a normie job (remember when he an Anisa said they were thinking about delivering for uber eats a year ago?) so, don’t even joke about that

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so there's a lot of posts about what Ian could possibly do to turn things around (maybe before the whole h3 content cop but I digress)
My thought is, what would it take for someone like Anisa to redeem herself? Would that be even possible? Or is that asking for too much self awareness from someone like Anisa?
Considering she consistently demonstrates a total and absolute lack of self awareness she would need to develop the skill, which is hard to do when starting from zero. The only shot was for Ian to have had a backbone like, eight years ago and the ship has clearly sailed on that. They're stuck in a perfect feedback loop from which they can never escape.
 
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