💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patty loves it when people talk about him, preferably in awe-struck tones about how such a brooding, manly man can be still so smart and sensitive despite all his demons, but he hates it when people talk to him, because deep down he knows he can't keep up the charade long, and it'll shatter that image. The image of the brooding manly man who is secretly super smart is what he cultivates and cherishes, but in order to do that he can't actually talk to people. Not because he's a brooding manly man who doesn't talk to people, but because five words into a conversation with him and everyone will know he's just a lisping fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
Pat’s friend EDE Bell (aka Emily Bell) is at a baseline of 8 out of 10 lunacy on a typical day. She’s been demanding money for her various pet endeavors, telling people (rather than showing them) that the projects are super important. Predictably, she failed to convince enough suckers to stump up the cash for two of them, which aren’t related to one another at all — but for some reason she was pushing them simultaneously with the same deadline day.

But she wasn’t even trying to persuade people. She was DEMANDING — in the pissiest tone possible — that they fund her projects.

Emily has been chimping over this for days, especially focusing on how evil white people (who act “like cops”) win when her projects don’t get funded (Emily is white). Some of my favorite outbursts from the past few days:

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Hilariously, one of the failed projects cited a glowing review from one of Pat’s many child molester pals, Paul Weimer.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Pat’s friend EDE Bell (aka Emily Bell) is at a baseline of 8 out of 10 lunacy on a typical day. She’s been demanding money for her various pet projects, telling people (rather than showing them) that they’re super important. Predictably, she failed to convince enough suckers to stump up the cash for two of them, which aren’t related to one another at all — but for some reason she was pushing them simultaneously with the sale deadline day.

But she wasn’t even trying to persuade people. She was DEMANDING — in the pissiest tone possible — that they fund her projects.

Emily has been chimping over this for days, especially focusing on how evil white people (who act “like cops”) win when her projects don’t get funded (Emily is white). Some of my favorite outbursts from the past few days:

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Hilariously, one of the failed projects cited a glowing review from one of Pat’s many child molester pals, Paul Weimer.
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I admire her unwavering commitment to being a belligerent guilt-tripping harpy that uses every trick in the SJW book to make herself sound like some kind of great champion of the downtrodden when she's really just a fragile womanchild with a severe case of unwarranted self-importance who keeps getting kicked out of cons for being a belligerent guilt-tripping harpy.
 
Something Awful said:
(just noticed the mouse next to the laptop, dis nigga really too dumb to use a touchpad)
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To be fair, the important work Pat was doing at the time is a little demanding for a trackpad. Between blocking stalkers, then unblocking them to respond, scrolling through his mentions to find more stalkers, and obsessively keeping tabs on his toilet, his varsity athlete brother, and Penis S Pooplinson, it's a lot of clicking. More APM than professional StarCraft players, probably. It's unrealistic to publish that many seetheposts with suboptimal equipment IMO.
 
Hurst said:
Not to PL but I'm a new fag, so I missed most of Fatrick's major highlights.

But there's no one who makes me more MATI then he does. I can't explain it, but he does grind my gears.
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That may fade in time as you get to know Fattycakes better since he's such a feckless loser that he ends up being relatively harmless to everyone but himself. It's like he's a big fat beetle that has been knocked onto his back and he's just so fat and stupid all he can do is kick his limbs in the air and it's super funny to see him try. I feel completely different towards people like Snackie because I have a deep fear of schitzos and her delusional lies have actually caused direct harm to random people, like Petter Janse.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Pat’s friend EDE Bell (aka Emily Bell) is at a baseline of 8 out of 10 lunacy on a typical day. She’s been demanding money for her various pet endeavors, telling people (rather than showing them) that the projects are super important. Predictably, she failed to convince enough suckers to stump up the cash for two of them, which aren’t related to one another at all — but for some reason she was pushing them simultaneously with the same deadline day.

But she wasn’t even trying to persuade people. She was DEMANDING — in the pissiest tone possible — that they fund her projects.

Emily has been chimping over this for days, especially focusing on how evil white people (who act “like cops”) win when her projects don’t get funded (Emily is white). Some of my favorite outbursts from the past few days:

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Hilariously, one of the failed projects cited a glowing review from one of Pat’s many child molester pals, Paul Weimer.
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What the fuck is wrong with people that surround Patrick? Though to be honest, everyone surrounds Patrick we're all just following different orbits.
Even when they're not full blown pedophiles, they are still some other kind of human ticking time bomb, just walking imminent disasters.

Can you imagine this person as a family member? A neighbor? A coworker?

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Cactuar King said:
Rick sure does love violence against women. His first, better wife, his daughter, Ashli Babbit, that random MAGA hat lady, this woman whose only crime was trying to be sociable in a bar (God forbid)...
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Whenever he gets into slapfights on twitter or bluesky and the person he's fighting with is a woman he is much more caustic and condescending. When he sees it's another dude he just nochilds them.
 
Which film would people like to see Fatrick be manipulated into starring in a remake of?

With careful arrangements made by various pests, I think it would be possible to create a Withnail and I approximation featuring Niki and Pat.

Of course Patrick lacks Richard E Grant’s charm and delivery, but he more than makes up for it in his cowardice and alcoholism.

Fatly stumbling into a tearoom and demanding the finest wines in Christendom would be a sight to laugh at.
 
Dean Pentel said:
Why? Patrick is so close to looking like what Josh loves (enormously fat women) and acting like what Josh loves (making life choices that get one fatter and fatter and never taking any accountability for any of it) I'd think he'd be harder for Ricky and this thread than our friendly English judicial appointee.
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I think he's looking to get it up the tailpipe from Jersh.
 
Something Awful said:
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Look at that pouty faggot in his Slurm shirt. "Okay to kill a woman for wanting to talk to me in a bar?"

(just noticed the mouse next to the laptop, dis nigga really too dumb to use a touchpad)
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Yes Patty, okay to kill yourself for being an insufferable cunt.

Thank you for digging this up. What an imbecile. Get a table if you don't want to be disturbed while working on your next great masterpiece (bowel movement.)
 
Well Intentioned said:
Get a table if you don't want to be disturbed while working on your next great masterpiece (bowel movement.)
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Yeah. I've been listening to Callahan's Crosstime Saloon stories, about a bar where the empathetic patrons listen to one another's weird stories and make sense of things together, and in that context Rick comes across as even more of a faggot. Like, why don't you just drink at home if being talked to is such an affront?
 
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