At some point, I imagine Chantal’s mom and aunt will go for the Bob Walks In approach.
Wasn’t it established that any dishing of drama would basically be a repeat of Nader in that it only makes her look worse for paying for practically everything for some bum?
When has Chantal ever cared about how bad she makes herself look? The beezers will eat it up and validate her.
I guess this is the sequel to the short four wheel walking frame, but still this just is so grim. Imagine being so fat that first of all you need a scooty puff, but then go ahead and announce it excitedly….
She doesn't need one, she wants one. It will tie in nicely with the inevitable "medical emergency" grifts and she'll show it off like munchies show off their unnecessary ports and feeding tubes.
Come on man, don't tell her that. Let her find out on her own when it buckles under her weight.
Actually., it turns out she already knows, she mentions it in the stream @Geekerz just posted. Her plan is to get one with a 330lb. capacity and lose "15 or 20 pounds"
She’s full of shit. Winter is coming, and she knows it. She couldn’t even clear the snow off of her own car, but she’s going to ride down snowy roads in sub-zero temperatures on a fucking scooter? It’s just easier for her to grift for something that seems more like “medical equipment” from the dumbasses who still believe and worry about her various crises, and for something that will make her look even more fat and stupid from everyone else. The money will be spent on food.
One of my favorite streams from the Crackhead Olympics era was when she went to Costco and tortured one of the store's scooters. The thing was making all sorts of noises throughout the video as it crawled along at 1.5 miles per hour while all the normal people stared at her in horror. You actually start to feel pity for the machine toward the end. If we could get another banger like that I'll be a happy man.
This scooter is nowhere near robust enough to hold Chantal's weight. She obviously over the weight limit and it won't move an inch.
And! tell people, that if they pay for it, you’ll post their name on it, like NASCAR. I’d rather shuffle off this mortal coil, than have an existence like that. Pathetic, isn’t nearly adequate enough of a word.
The image of her snapping that chair off when she sits on it the first time makes me wish she was serious.
At the very least with a 330 lb limit, when it buckles and gasses out pretty fast, we'll know for sure she is over 400. Also it may give out on her way to a destination which will give some laughs.
Amberlynn did the same thing. You would hear the motor struggling to move forward.
Crossposting from Crackula's thread. Are we in for more kino? I think so.
