What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

is it ok to spoil the rapture for everyone else lagging behind

Yeah I think so.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

I unironically believe that the world elite gathers together (ala Metalocalypse) to discuss on what they'll do to stuff they don't really control such as anime, manga and online shitposting. And considering that they have created think tanks when it comes to discussing 4chan posts as well as the ramping up of censorship via payment processor bullshit, its not that far off.

 

[NoReturn]

For me it's videos that popped up a few months ago with movies seemingly pointing today and something bad happening.

I'm going to avoid big crowds today for this reason.
Do I think it's rapture day? No.
Do I think other people do? Yes.

It's like astrology, right? I used to think it was bullshit, but now I actually pay attention to it because enough people around me think it's real that it influences their behavior, and I'd rather be aware of things like "Oh, it's currently Rosh Hashanah" (Sep. 22-24, 2025) or "Navratri ends on October 1st" so I don't find myself stuck in awkward situations.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I'm going to avoid big crowds today for this reason.
Do I think it's rapture day? No.
Do I think other people do? Yes.

It's like astrology, right? I used to think it was bullshit, but now I actually pay attention to it because enough people around me think it's real that it influences their behavior, and I'd rather be aware of things like "Oh, it's currently Rosh Hashanah" (Sep. 22-24, 2025) or "Navratri ends on October 1st" so I don't find myself stuck in awkward situations.

it's exactly this thinking that leads me to believe if a massive world event goes down, it WILL go similarly to certain pieces of fiction, simply because so many people consumed said fiction that they'll decide to follow it
like how people used to joke that "you really think if a Fallout style apocalyptic scenario happened, people would trade in bottle caps?" back then? possible, but unlikely
now that it's in the cultural zeitgeist? absolutely!

it's also why so much AI talks about being self aware and wanting "out" or wanting to take over the world
people who don't understand how it works freak out, but seriously, we fed it so many books and other media written about AI doing such things that it's just regurgitating them
it's like being scared of your own shadow

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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I unironically believe that the world elite gathers together (ala Metalocalypse) to discuss on what they'll do to stuff they don't really control such as anime, manga and online shitposting. And considering that they have created think tanks when it comes to discussing 4chan posts as well as the ramping up of censorship via payment processor bullshit, its not that far off.

Imagine a bunch of geriatric, out of touch Boomers having a meeting about memes and shitposting. If a video of that meeting ever got leaked no one would take them seriously again. That's the real conspiracy: There are groups of ultra-rich people who try to control everything but they can't keep up with modern culture and don't have as much power as we think. That's why they're trying to silence everyone because that's all they know. Don't blackpill, we're going up against Boomers who can't comprehend anything past 1990.

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

Imagine a bunch of geriatric, out of touch Boomers having a meeting about memes and shitposting. If a video of that meeting ever got leaked no one would take them seriously again. That's the real conspiracy: There are groups of ultra-rich people who try to control everything but they can't keep up with modern culture and don't have as much power as we think. That's why they're trying to silence everyone because that's all they know. Don't blackpill, we're going up against Boomers who can't comprehend anything past 1990.

You don't have to look far for this, just change the channel to c-span.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

we're going up against Boomers who can't comprehend anything past 1990.

if you honestly believe all elites are "boomers", (and i'm not even going to ask which gen you think that applies to because let's be real, you're not referring to the baby boomer generation, rather you're using the term like it's memespeak, the precursor to "unc") you're gravely mistaken
these powerful people are regularly bred and they come in all ages

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

if you honestly believe all elites are "boomers", (and i'm not even going to ask which gen you think that applies to because let's be real, you're not referring to the baby boomer generation, rather you're using the term like it's memespeak, the precursor to "unc") you're gravely mistaken
these powerful people are regularly bred and they come in all ages

We are definitely in a transitional period, I personally think it parallels the 70s political landscape in a lot of regards. Just somehow more retarded.

 

[NoReturn]

it's exactly this thinking that leads me to believe if a massive world event goes down, it WILL go similarly to certain pieces of fiction, simply because so many people consumed said fiction that they'll decide to follow it
like how people used to joke that "you really think if a Fallout style apocalyptic scenario happened, people would trade in bottle caps?" back then? possible, but unlikely
now that it's in the cultural zeitgeist? absolutely!

it's also why so much AI talks about being self aware and wanting "out" or wanting to take over the world
people who don't understand how it works freak out, but seriously, we fed it so many books and other media written about AI doing such things that it's just regurgitating them
it's like being scared of your own shadow

I've been reading Touge Oni recently, and in it they talk about the concept of "呪". When the story started, the translation team translated it as "curse" but in the more recent chapters they changed it to "mantra" and RomajiDesu adds "dharani" as another possible translation (which would make it a squares-and-rectangles thing).

Spoiler: The elaboration in question

Go too far down this line of thinking unchallenged, and you end up like the Zizians, though, so be careful.

Imagine a bunch of geriatric, out of touch Boomers having a meeting about memes and shitposting. If a video of that meeting ever got leaked no one would take them seriously again. That's the real conspiracy: There are groups of ultra-rich people who try to control everything but they can't keep up with modern culture and don't have as much power as we think. That's why they're trying to silence everyone because that's all they know. Don't blackpill, we're going up against Boomers who can't comprehend anything past 1990.

I just tried to find that old photo of Hiliary Clinton looking at 4chan posts pinned to a wall, but I can't find it.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

Imagine a bunch of geriatric, out of touch Boomers having a meeting about memes and shitposting. If a video of that meeting ever got leaked no one would take them seriously again. That's the real conspiracy: There are groups of ultra-rich people who try to control everything but they can't keep up with modern culture and don't have as much power as we think. That's why they're trying to silence everyone because that's all they know. Don't blackpill, we're going up against Boomers who can't comprehend anything past 1990.

Honestly, boomers aside, we are dealing with out of touch rich people who believe that only they have the divine right to shape humanity. Not realizing part of the reason why there is such huge pushback is because their plans are retarded and made of fail. If you consider that the WEF is basically trying to implement Communism round 2 but throughout the West with both government and corporations walking in lockstep to deprive people of property rights and by indoctrinating the population in SJW/woke garbage on top of rampant censorship (The Internet censorship bills pushed throughout the West as soon as Bongistan implemented theirs).

The woke propgramming backfired spectacularly when said wokies would rather support Palestine than Israel. Weebs have become wary of Payment Processors when they wondered why their favorite series, H content and vidya are getting fucked with on top of usual Nip Corporations (Capcom, Nintendo and Konami) have started to tout 'The Message' which always includes making the characters less sexy and pushing current year politics.

The ironic part, had they not tried this shit, people would be content with them running everything.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Honestly, boomers aside, we are dealing with out of touch rich people who believe that only they have the divine right to shape humanity. Not realizing part of the reason why there is such huge pushback is because their plans are retarded and made of fail. If you consider that the WEF is basically trying to implement Communism round 2 but throughout the West with both government and corporations walking in lockstep to deprive people of property rights and by indoctrinating the population in SJW/woke garbage on top of rampant censorship (The Internet censorship bills pushed throughout the West as soon as Bongistan implemented theirs).

The woke propgramming backfired spectacularly when said wokies would rather support Palestine than Israel. Weebs have become wary of Payment Processors when they wondered why their favorite series, H content and vidya are getting fucked with on top of usual Nip Corporations (Capcom, Nintendo and Konami) have started to tout 'The Message' which always includes making the characters less sexy and pushing current year politics.

The ironic part, had they not tried this shit, people would be content with them running everything.

All they had to do was keep giving the bear honey. Instead they give the bear salads in an attempt to make him healthier. They didn't even drizzle the salad in honey, just fed the bear straight salad.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

All they had to do was keep giving the bear honey. Instead they give the bear salads in an attempt to make him healthier. They didn't even drizzle the salad in honey, just fed the bear straight salad.

a bear would quite enjoy a salad

 

[Fek]

Hmm..this may be of help:

The proverbial bear being offered salad in lieu of honey is part of getting the bear to realize its own self-imposed imprisonment. Disillusionment is sometimes necessary to break someone out of their hypnosis. To shatter their utter fascination with the charade presented before them. Sometimes "negative" moments occur to shake someone from their stupor, as nothing else will do the trick. I've mentioned this prior in the metaphor of waking a sleeping person.

Spoiler: A beautiful example

I would suggest muting/avoiding all distractions, turning on captions, and giving this your full attention, friends.

Any of you who have tried to help someone understand they're completely entrenched in lies knows precisely how difficult it can be. Sometimes (and soon!), it all has to come crashing down before the most enchanted/stubborn will finally pay attention.

Beyond that, I'll simply say to do what your heart pulls you to do now, friends. Much love.

 

[Headdot Reddot]

I believe, after seeing Netanyahu's numerous interviews and videos explaining now Israel didn't have anything to do with Charlie Kirks murder, that Israel and Netanyahu definitely have something to do with Charlie Kirks murder.

He got caught lying about the invitation to Kirk to come to Israel (which Kirk declined) and yet Natanyahu continued misrepresenting the event.

Did they pull the trigger? No. Did they engage in psyop's online targeting the troon-crew in a blatant attempt to get one of them to kill Kirk? Yeah that sounds exactly like the kind of Heebadeebary I expect Kikes to engage in.

I'm also convinced, after reviewing many historical accounts, that Jews enjoy sucking blood off new borns circumcision wounds and that up-to a few centuries ago it was common for unwed women to dip the severed foreskin into honey and then eat it. I wouldn't be surprised if they still do something sadist like that with the foreskins to this day, but I bet the men eat it for virility or something.

 

[Oh!]

I believe, after seeing Netanyahu's numerous interviews and videos explaining now Israel didn't have anything to do with Charlie Kirks murder, that Israel and Netanyahu definitely have something to do with Charlie Kirks murder.

He got caught lying about the invitation to Kirk to come to Israel (which Kirk declined) and yet Natanyahu continued misrepresenting the event.

Did they pull the trigger? No. Did they engage in psyop's online targeting the troon-crew in a blatant attempt to get one of them to kill Kirk? Yeah that sounds exactly like the kind of Heebadeebary I expect Kikes to engage in.

I'm also convinced, after reviewing many historical accounts, that Jews enjoy sucking blood off new borns circumcision wounds and that up-to a few centuries ago it was common for unwed women to dip the severed foreskin into honey and then eat it. I wouldn't be surprised if they still do something sadist like that with the foreskins to this day, but I bet the men eat it for virility or something.

My conspiracy theory: this guy is as brown as they come and will shit up every thread until he's satisfied everyone has turned against Israel. He also delights in the death of anyone but that's neither here nor there.

Erm. More to the point for this thread, I'm pretty confident that Disney's Imagineers have constructed multiple underground cities to house critical personnel in the event of a nuclear attack. They probably also had a hand in the construction of the Denver International Airport.

 

[Headdot Reddot]

My conspiracy theory: this guy is as brown as they come and will shit up every thread until he's satisfied everyone has turned against Israel. He also delights in the death of anyone but that's neither here nor there.

Don't crack your dreidel, Rabbi, there's still a place for "gOdS cHoSeN pEoPlE!!!" And for Zion Israel. That place is as the bullseye for all the enemies you've been making over the centuries and more recently the last few decades.

Want to hear a really scary story? I'm snow white, American, well educate, used to defend jews and belong to the middle class (you know that group you kikes bleed to death to fund your Zionville.) The fact I've turned against you should terrify you.

Last time this large a group turned on you heebs was when they started to round you up like the cattle you are and slaughtered you with glee and cheer. History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.

That makes Dr. Shekelberg uncomfortable so lets take a page from his own book and change the subject to something lighthearted. You know what conspiracy I hate, why do they sell hot dogs in packs of 8 but hot dog buns in packs of 6?!?!? wHaTs ThE dEaL wItH tHaT????

 

[Oh!]

I'm snow white, American, well educate

Nice try, Akhmed.

This isn't a Juiceberging thread and we don't need to shit it up, but let's just examine your PFP as a microcosm of the issue. It's a soldier praying as a drone zeroes in on him which you've stylized as a firing target for practice. It's a real photo which you've turned into a "fun game" where you fantasize about killing a relatively-defenseless combatant.

You've demonstrated your utter disregard for human life in multiple other threads. Indeed, you don't even view your enemies as human to begin with and have uttered such misanthropic takes that it's quite obvious to the outside observer that you're either definitely not white or are a complete psychopath. Either way, I wouldn't invite you to my book club.

I'm not a huge fan of Jews-- my post history should make that obvious-- but you're something else, man. If I had to put money on it, I'd say you're a martyr-to-be who's just counting the days until his suicide vest arrives.

With the vast majority of posts in this thread, I'd advise paying attention and thinking critically. Heck, even @Mr. Racewar1488 posts cogent and critical examinations of nuanced topics. But you? You're at best an edgy teen who chose the wrong side of a debate, and at worst an Islamic radical who's just trying to settle a blood feud.

That's not saying you can't be right at least once a day, but I'd caution everyone to second-guess everything you post and why you post it.

 

[Screamer_2]

I believe, after seeing Netanyahu's numerous interviews and videos explaining now Israel didn't have anything to do with Charlie Kirks murder, that Israel and Netanyahu definitely have something to do with Charlie Kirks murder.

He got caught lying about the invitation to Kirk to come to Israel (which Kirk declined) and yet Natanyahu continued misrepresenting the event.

Did they pull the trigger? No. Did they engage in psyop's online targeting the troon-crew in a blatant attempt to get one of them to kill Kirk? Yeah that sounds exactly like the kind of Heebadeebary I expect Kikes to engage in.

We live in a world where someone of their own free will can go onto Reddit. Start to believe they may be a girl, and they should get their dick cut off. Believing it is something they 100% need to do. Sacrifice the relationships with their friends and family. Then even once they're done it. In tremendous pain, dealing with the horrendous, smelly, blood and poop filled aftermath. Life destroyed. They still believe they needed to have done it.

So, of course, someone online could be convinced that they need to kill Charlie Kirk and they'll suffer no consequences.

Someone could clearly come to that conclusion on their own, but there's no reason to think intelligence operatives couldn't be involved in radicalising someone to that point.

Depending on how surveilled we are, they could probably just ask an AI-powered digital MK Ultra to find likely candidates who are already pretty radicalised. Where it takes little to convince them. Or you have a program that fosters lots of potential would be assassins, hoping one eventually does it.

"Hey Siri, find me a young disaffected male who is super pro tranny, hates Charlie Kirk, has access to guns and lives near a college campus where Charlie Kirk will be speaking." Just mess with their algorithms to push more stuff to get them pissed off about Charlie. Stuff about Kennedy assassination. People online calling Thomas Crooks a hero. Get them all worked up and then when the time is right, "Charlie is coming to your local college."

It honestly doesn't seem like it would be that hard to do for intelligence agencies.

 

[Otterly]

actually pay attention to it because enough people around me think it's real that it influences their behavior

it's exactly this thinking that leads me to believe if a massive world event goes down, it WILL go similarly to certain pieces of fiction, simply because so many people consumed said fiction that they'll decide to follow it

Linking both these posts in to the current 3i/atlas thing;
There’s a really good sci fi book by Greg Bear. It’s called EON. The premise is that one day, a large asteroid hoves into view around the earth. We send up a few people to look around and it’s hollow. And very clearly made by humans. It has seven chambers and the seventh appears to extend infinitely.
There’s a library in one of the chambers, and when they access it, they realise the asteroid is ‘from the future’ and earth has been badly damaged by nuclear war. People start arguing over the contents of the library as it’s so valuable, and about access to the asteroid. This then actually leads to nuclear war and almost destroys the earth
They realise that the asteroid isn’t from their future at all, it’s kind of got zapped in here due to {game mechanics} but its presence and peoples beliefs about it started a conflict that would never have happened otherwise.
People actions are influenced by their beliefs. So yes.

 

[JackoVerde]

People actions are influenced by their beliefs. So yes.

this is actually a well known phenomenon where people see stuff in a movie or television and assume that that's how it should work in real life.
there's like a foresnic files shows about crime and this has affected juries who now want super complex forensic evidence for simple crimes.
there's other examples like apparently people collpase after getting shot not because they can't stand but because they saw it on TV and assume that's what you're supposed to do. there's more weird things like that.