🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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So a couple of things.

1. When I made this "prediction/assumption" yesterday, I had absolutely no fucking clue it'd be this damn good when it actually happened. I also didn't know today would be the day she'd exposed Salah for being the broke bitch we all know he is. "He'll be stuck with 500 kids and NO MONEY!" and he also has her bank card, funding the family vacation on those Beezer Bucks... Chef's Kiss Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!

The next 48-72 hours have the potential to get really good.

Yes I know it's gay to quote yourself, but give me this one.

2. This retarded bitch really has more faith in her abilities than she should have. Gunt we watched you absolutely freak the fuck out walking down a two foot hill, but now you're going to climb a ladder and escape Shit Boy's compound? Whatcha gonna do when you get to the top? Jump over for a soft landing?



But God Damn would I pay good money to see her attempt it. Hell I've been non-stop laughing since I read the text. I would absolutely die from laughter if we got to witness it.

 

[Baguette]

I hope Julia is having the time of her life watching this meltdown.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Damn, I was kinda hoping she'd do a shitty travel vlog about the Rose City. I guess they don't have good we'd in Jordan?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Holy shit lmao I'm catching up now and this is CPAP Rescue II. Except this time she's got no friendly, patient Canadian cops to resolve "ze breathing macheene" issue for her.

 

[ClandestineX]

I am just glad she has no 'out' right away to fix her stupid ass problems. Sit in it and stew. Hahaha.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Destroy his house? Is she going to charge through the walls like the Kool Aid guy?

 

[ClandestineX]

Destroy his house? Is she going to charge through the walls like the Kool Aid guy?

Or just lean on the wall and it will fall through anyways

 

[Baguette]

The stuffed-up nose from crying fat breathing is sending my side into orbit.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

With all this Islamophobia, I'm calling it now. Her next arc is her conversion to hasidic judaism, and she can still cover her hair. Ends when she has to fly on sabbath to a hotel to eat pork rinds and gets caught.

She can also convert to Russian Orthodox. They cover their hair. And she has the textured squash-like appearance of most other babushka.

Though it has a lot more fasting periods than even Islam and holidays like Christmas are at a later date lol.

 

[Clotso Coof]

She's live again and she sounds stoned off her ass for some reason. FFG sniping here:

 

[Flaw Peacock]

The stuffed-up nose from crying fat breathing is sending my side into orbit.

"OY NEBBER INZULTED YOUR FABLY! HE GEEBS THREADUNNIG MEEE"

 

[catbyte]

Now Cutie is walking back what she said during her ragestreams. She's blaming her $.70 Syrian brain pills. She's "too impulsive" but still she has to get out of there because she's a free bird who can't have her wings clipped or some such fuckery. And she's keeping her original plane ticket. Great decision, Cutie.

Horsehit, Cutie. You're pissed off because your pet houseboy slipped his leash and didn't come to heel.

ETA:

"We want to retain some dignity." Lol, that left the chat the minute you uploaded your first mukbang. GTFOH.

 

[I call shenanigans]

From terrified for her life to staying for another month in Syria, in just a couple of hours. Could only be Chantal, the queen of the walkback.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Of course, cuntie's mom and Uncle Phyl might be extra-incentivized to set cuntie up in a new apartment after narrowly escaping her abusive huzzbinduh.

 

[neger psykolog]

I wish this shit was on a TV channel so I could kick my feet up and not have to refresh this page every minute.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Now Cutie is walking back what she said during her ragestreams.

Also, Salah is not a bad guy, he's just stressed. Plus something about his mental health declining lately just like hers. I wonder if he knows his curvy bride is expanding Muh Mentals to him, too?

 

[krazy orange cat]

She must have found some hidden cheese to calm her down like this.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Maaaaan. I hope he's going to take the Youtube money that these people are STILL giving her. Donations and superchats still flowing! Get that money, shitboy! I don't know how I'm still surprised by the amount of complete morons out there. That there's this many people stupider than her is alarming.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I wish this shit was on a TV channel so I could kick my feet up and not have to refresh this page every minute.

Back in the crackhead Olympic days we had a fired up Beauty Parlour chat when she was giving shit like this.

Bloody trannies ruin everything.

 

[Flaw Peacock]

I don't know how I'm still surprised by the amount of complete morons out there. That there's this many people stupider than her is alarming.

It's like George Carlin said: "think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half the population is even stupider than that." Guess which half her beezers are.