DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Jang Joo said:
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"I need to start commentating on this shit" You already do, all the fucking time, and then you claim you don't do drama and don't go after other people. The other thing of note, is that the last words out of Phils mouth before he eventually succumbs to whatever plague/illness/thing that kills him will be about how some nigger online wouldn't fight him in a fighting game.
 
Jang Joo said:
I spotted DSP in the comments of an LTG detractor video (shoutouts LG). By my math I think this was posted around Phil's 3 AM time. Add that to the pile of evidence that Phil stays up late at night thinking about his black love.
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Phil whacks it to LTGs gay convenant fantasies confirmed. Also why capitalize rogs Phil?
 
Jang Joo said:
I spotted DSP in the comments of an LTG detractor video (shoutouts LG). By my math I think this was posted around Phil's 3 AM time. Add that to the pile of evidence that Phil stays up late at night thinking about his black love.
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No wonder Phil is “working out”. He has to do upkeep for all of the people living rent free in his oddly-shaped head.

Also, reminder:
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Jang Joo said:
I spotted DSP in the comments of an LTG detractor video (shoutouts LG). By my math I think this was posted around Phil's 3 AM time. Add that to the pile of evidence that Phil stays up late at night thinking about his black love.
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Lol. This is 2 days after he went on another long rant about he doesnt watch any detractor or drama content, and that the only reason he knows about LTG and PPP is because his chat tells him. What a loser. Dude is way more hung up on what people say about him than actual improvement of any kind. He must be miserable.
 
weliveinaMeritocracy said:
In light of these kick bits thing where you can pelt the pig with pennies, it is important to remind everyone of Rule 1, the Original Sin of detracting...

Don't give pig roach money. Not even a penny. For if you were to feed the pig then you may become a dent yourself.

For it is written in stone.
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I think the only sensible exception to this rule was if you were literally pelting him with pennies
 
Iron Hamster said:
Impossible! Phail told us himself multiple times he doesn't do drama and stays in his lane (being the side of the road in reality). He certainly wouldn't be a coward and do it through someone elses channel.
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The amount of hypocrisy is unfathomable. Not only does he claim he does not actively involve himself with drama, which he clearly does, but if there's someone who has been vigorously condemning detractors and detractor content, it's DSP. And now he's actively engaging in being a detractor himself. He's doing the exact thing he condemns others for.

But of course in DSP's narcissistic mind it's not a problem, because he's not the target in this case.
 
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Since we were talking about Phil's body, I happened to be watching TIHYDP Super Mario Sunshine for the first time in years. It blows my mind that this playthrough is less than ten years old; he's aged so much:
Phil playing Super Mario Sunshine in 2018
It makes me wonder what Phil is going to look like in 2032, when he's 50. Yes, it's seven years away but I think most people Of A Certain Age™ will agree that 2018 doesn't feel like that long ago.
 
Friendly Primarina said:
Since we were talking about Phil's body, I happened to be watching TIHYDP Super Mario Sunshine for the first time in years. It blows my mind that this playthrough is less than ten years old; he's aged so much:
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It makes me wonder what Phil is going to look like in 2032, when he's 50. Yes, it's seven years away but I think most people Of A Certain Age™ will agree that 2018 doesn't feel like that long ago.
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At this point, it's a race for Phil to be a cautionary tale for either being a hermit in the modern age, or stuffing your face with fast food and booze.
 
Friendly Primarina said:
Since we were talking about Phil's body, I happened to be watching TIHYDP Super Mario Sunshine for the first time in years. It blows my mind that this playthrough is less than ten years old; he's aged so much:
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It makes me wonder what Phil is going to look like in 2032, when he's 50. Yes, it's seven years away but I think most people Of A Certain Age™ will agree that 2018 doesn't feel li
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Friendly Primarina said:
Since we were talking about Phil's body, I happened to be watching TIHYDP Super Mario Sunshine for the first time in years. It blows my mind that this playthrough is less than ten years old; he's aged so much:
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It makes me wonder what Phil is going to look like in 2032, when he's 50. Yes, it's seven years away but I think most people Of A Certain Age™ will agree that 2018 doesn't feel like that long ago.
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Nigga, you really think DPS in gonna make it to 50? come on, now. Placing my bet: before 50 - storke on stream.
 
Phillsa Negger said:
Nigga, you really think DPS in gonna make it to 50? come on, now.
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Unironically yes. The Deathfat forum has plenty of cows who are a testament to the body's ability to keep itself running in the face of mounting health issues. Less objectively, people like Phil just seem to hang around forever. Something about the bitterness and spite that keeps them going well into old age.

I fully believe Phil will still be doing this when he's 80, assuming the Internet as we know it is still around in 2062.
 
He has been ranting about Comcast for half an hour straight, because he supposedly won't be able to play Sahnic and Silent Hill. After this 30-minute rant, he reveals that he can pay $20 per game extra to play them two (Silent Hill) and three (Sahnic) days earlier... He claims that it's "pricey", so expect some extra begging/guilt-tripping because YOU want to see him play these games.

So all of this fabricated drama can be avoided by just getting the early access versions of the games.
 
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Comma said:
He has been ranting about Comcast for half an hour straight, because he supposedly won't be able to play Sahnic and Silent Hill. After this 30-minute rant, he reveals that he can pay $20 per game extra to play them two (Sahnic) and three (Silent Hill) days earlier... He claims that it's "pricey", so expect some extra begging/guilt-tripping because YOU want to see him play these games.

So all of this fabricated drama can be avoided by just getting the early access versions of the games.
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I'll remind people they gave him a cell modem for when the internet might be down. He made a whole big deal about it.
 
Phil's internet takes are some of the most retarded things I have ever seen. As per their own website, Comcast normally hands out dynamic IP addresses to customers. If you want a static IP, you have to get a Comcast Business gateway and a tech has to configure it... guess who is paying 5x the normal price for "business-class" internet?

As an aside, ALT showed this forum post on stream. Comcast forums are full of people bitching about shit so it's hard to tell if it's Phil, but it would be funny if it was.
 
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