UK Bonnie Blue releases detailed itinerary of her Freshers’ Week ‘bang bus’ tour of UK unis

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After her failed “petting zoo” event and dramatic ban from OnlyFans, Bonnie Blue is returning to her roots: Sleeping with “barely legal” students. Bonnie Blue is embarking on another tour of UK unis for Freshers’ Weeks. This year’s trip will be far more complicated than her 2024 tour, though. She’s visiting way more uni cities… and in a bus? Here’s a look at what the dates and plans are for Bonnie Blue’s tour around UK unis.

Yup, there is a special ‘bang bus’​

Um, Bonnie Blue actually bought a minivan and decorated it with the words “Bonnie Blue’s Ban Bus”.

People have spotted Bonnie Blue’s bus out in the wild. She’s already driven it around Soho, down the motorway to Kent, and to Maccies. Sure.

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Bonnie Blue aims to ‘break records’ again with students​

Well, back in January she did claim to have beaten the (unverified) record of sleeping with the most men in one day. (Lily Phillips then claimed to have beaten that, and apparently made it through 1,113 men in 12 hours.) Bonnie Blue hinted she would attempt some other stunt during her tour of UK unis. She hasn’t explained what this would entail, though.

She said: “Last year’s freshers skyrocketed my career, but this year I’m taking it to a new level. I’m hitting the road, and intend to break records. I want my bang bus to be leaking with fluids between locations.”

If you scan the QR code on the bus, it takes you to a website that mostly consists of pictures of Bonnie Blue in a bikini. A small caption along the side of one picture reads: “Disclaimer: Bonnie Blue will not be engaging in any sexual activity with the public.”

Who knows what she’ll be getting up to with the students, then? Maybe she’ll help freshers with their essays?

Here are the dates when Bonnie Blue will be in each city for her tour​


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Imagine if someone phoned asking you to paint that on a minivan…
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She aims to stop off at nine UK uni cities. Erm, it appears that Bonnie Blue has a thing for Russell Group unis? The trip seems to have been planned to coincide with the Freshers’ Weeks at different unis. (Although, Bonnie Blue will be rocking up to Oxford three weeks before the University of Oxford term actually starts. I guess the Brookes students won’t have to queue for as long?) So, if you like, you too could meet Bonnie Blue! *Jazz hands*

Here are the locations and dates, so you can mentally prepare yourself for if she comes within a 10 mile radius of you:

Glasgow – Saturday 13th September

Newcastle – Sunday 14th September

Lincoln – Tuesday 16th September

Leeds – Wednesday 17th September

Sheffield – Thursday 18th September

Nottingham – Friday 19th and Saturday 20th September

Oxford – Sunday 21st and Monday 22nd September

Cambridge – Tuesday 23rd and Wednesday 24th September

London – Thursday 25th September

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Oh sure, but when I drive around places of education in a white van calling it my bang bus the parents get all bitchy about it.

LOL. She is just going to be met by hoardes of Indians
 
So if she's not going to be doing any of the fucky-sucky, then who is?

Is this like that joke that ends, "Tuesday afternoon is your turn in the barrel"?
 
Random5678 said:
Bonnie Blue is an amateur compared to "Raw Cum Whore Kirie" who used to tour the UK in an RV and let men creampie her for like $30. Would you have been tempted?

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Seriously thinking about printing that pic and putting it in the window to ward off evil spirits. That thing's downright nasty.

Re Bonnie Blue - that would be like a Volkswagen Beetle in the Holland Tunnel.
 
They used to run adverts and tell us to avoid dodgy men luring you into vehicles with the promise like ‘I’ve got some puppies in the van.’
Clown world honks onwards, to what end I don’t know, but probably an itchy one.
 
It's the UK, so I am sure she won't have any troubles finding little Indians to fill in.

She's not even pretty, and the sex is probably horrible (quicky in between 100s of guys with a camera in your face sounds so great). You really need to feel empty inside to be attracted to such a proposition.
 
I don't think she fucks the men she claims she does. I mean I haven't watched her trash but isn't she just being really suggestive that she's a whore? The claim sje slept with 1000+ men in 8 hours is not realistic. That is like fucking one man every 40 seconds. That's not possible.

Somewhere someone must have proven she is just a faux whore
 
Otterly said:
They used to run adverts and tell us to avoid dodgy men luring you into vehicles with the promise like ‘I’ve got some puppies in the van.’
Clown world honks onwards, to what end I don’t know, but probably an itchy one.
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Flash forward a couple decades and now we have creepy looking whores trying to lure barely legal boys into vans to pet their kitty and help them bake a cream pie

Yet nobody notices its the same thing we all grew up being warned about, its just a whore doing it so its totally ok. Frankly i'd rather get into the van with the guy with the puppies, he's probably less of a creepy degenerate

On the upside, at least she didn't get the idea to turn the van into a replica of the mutt cuts van from dumb and dumber and call it the shaggin' wagon as lloyd suggested. You just know there would be some innuendo going on there

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Not even wearing two condom woild save you from all the std.
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Hell not even the red green approach - putting on 5 condoms and then wrapping your cock in multiple layers of duct tape and soaking it in borats jar of gypsy tears to protect you from aids could protect you from whatever mutated bugs are living in that festering hole
 
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