UK Bonnie Blue releases detailed itinerary of her Freshers’ Week ‘bang bus’ tour of UK unis

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After her failed “petting zoo” event and dramatic ban from OnlyFans, Bonnie Blue is returning to her roots: Sleeping with “barely legal” students. Bonnie Blue is embarking on another tour of UK unis for Freshers’ Weeks. This year’s trip will be far more complicated than her 2024 tour, though. She’s visiting way more uni cities… and in a bus? Here’s a look at what the dates and plans are for Bonnie Blue’s tour around UK unis.

Yup, there is a special ‘bang bus’​

Um, Bonnie Blue actually bought a minivan and decorated it with the words “Bonnie Blue’s Ban Bus”.

People have spotted Bonnie Blue’s bus out in the wild. She’s already driven it around Soho, down the motorway to Kent, and to Maccies. Sure.

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What is Bonnie Blue doing in Soho lol

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Bonnie Blue aims to ‘break records’ again with students​

Well, back in January she did claim to have beaten the (unverified) record of sleeping with the most men in one day. (Lily Phillips then claimed to have beaten that, and apparently made it through 1,113 men in 12 hours.) Bonnie Blue hinted she would attempt some other stunt during her tour of UK unis. She hasn’t explained what this would entail, though.

She said: “Last year’s freshers skyrocketed my career, but this year I’m taking it to a new level. I’m hitting the road, and intend to break records. I want my bang bus to be leaking with fluids between locations.”

If you scan the QR code on the bus, it takes you to a website that mostly consists of pictures of Bonnie Blue in a bikini. A small caption along the side of one picture reads: “Disclaimer: Bonnie Blue will not be engaging in any sexual activity with the public.”

Who knows what she’ll be getting up to with the students, then? Maybe she’ll help freshers with their essays?

Here are the dates when Bonnie Blue will be in each city for her tour​


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Imagine if someone phoned asking you to paint that on a minivan…
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She aims to stop off at nine UK uni cities. Erm, it appears that Bonnie Blue has a thing for Russell Group unis? The trip seems to have been planned to coincide with the Freshers’ Weeks at different unis. (Although, Bonnie Blue will be rocking up to Oxford three weeks before the University of Oxford term actually starts. I guess the Brookes students won’t have to queue for as long?) So, if you like, you too could meet Bonnie Blue! *Jazz hands*

Here are the locations and dates, so you can mentally prepare yourself for if she comes within a 10 mile radius of you:

Glasgow – Saturday 13th September

Newcastle – Sunday 14th September

Lincoln – Tuesday 16th September

Leeds – Wednesday 17th September

Sheffield – Thursday 18th September

Nottingham – Friday 19th and Saturday 20th September

Oxford – Sunday 21st and Monday 22nd September

Cambridge – Tuesday 23rd and Wednesday 24th September

London – Thursday 25th September

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Man who the fuck is paying for all this bitch's advertising?
Speak about astroturfing, jeez
 
imagine being the person that buys the van later, entirely unaware of what happened there. i wonder if its even possible to get the stench of jeets and stale pussy out of the upholstery.
 
If this is where feminism has gotten us then I am happy to give it up. I will relinquish my right to vote and work out the home, if we can just drop this nonsense and slaggery.
 
Tanner Glass said:
It's the natural conclusion for a society that honors whores and attention seekers. You're going to get attention seeking whores who have to out-attention seek one another.
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This seems like attention whore to the extreme mixed with untreated nymphomania.
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
This seems like attention whore to the extreme mixed with untreated nymphomania.
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It's simply a reaction to stimulus.

Being this level of attention seeking whore got her all the way up to something like $10,000,000 a year - more than a non-attention seeking whore would see in a lifetime. She's constantly rewarded for her outlandish and terrible behavior so why would she ever stop escalating constantly like she does?

Not just her - but generally all famous attention-seeking people operate this way. It's sad, but it's the world that has been built.
 
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