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Please continue. It's hilarious for us newfags that don't want to read 4508 minus the OP forum posts.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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What is he saying “we will” too? Either I’m misunderstanding something or he’s retarded.
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Please don’t stop. I either forgot some of these or never saw them until now. Getting Pat to FUME about Thanksgiving leftovers produced real tears here holy shit lmao.
Booby Jones
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Enjoy prison, We will also Enjoy (you going to prison). Not really English savvy cause it implies Enjoy prison, we will enjoy prison too.
A real Hemmingway this guy
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What's deranged about it? He's obviously making a not very funny joke, not talking about literal "shooting matches".
On the other hand, pretending to be a veteran knife fighter was real.
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I have vast and extensive training, stalker child.
BigPeanut
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I do not think he was making a joke with the shooting matches thing.
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Exclusive footage of a Pat MMA training session:
I'm kidding, of course. If Pat were assaulted by dozens of swarthy ,muscled men, he'd think he died and went to pig heaven.
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For a supposed Star Wars fan and someone who collected the Cade Skywalker series before his ex sold his comics at a garage sale, you'd think he'd know that the Galaxy had a good thing going with Imperial rule over Republican rule. Less crime, non humans knew their place in society. Humans had jobs and knew they were safe. A strong military force others feared.
This guy couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. You could put a square on the ground made out of tape and he'd likely be confused. He's shown time and time again that's he's a cowardly sack of shit.
Knife fighting isn't anything like what they show in Under Siege, it's not swords play. Whoever gets the first slash or stab on a vital area wins and it's often going to be an ambush. It's why missionaries banned arnis. The native Filipino weren't going up to them and challenging them to a duel, they were ambushing them in the jungle.
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A younger Patrick, freshly moved into his ghetto shithole, becomes inspired by the gang violence. “Heh I’ll tell them we shooditout about our favorite sci-fi goyslop, you’d never know by looking that I’m that hardcore”
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Wow several years and 200 pounds ago. It's crazy to see how fat and pig like he's come. Farmer Nickster should be proud to have taken in that budding alcoholic and raised him into a prized porker she can be proud of. Take him to the county fair and win a blue ribbon.
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Found on r/stealthy_gabagool_gobblers:
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I miss the days when he was just a fat insecure beta bitch puffing his chest out on the Internet to make up for being the runt nobody wanted.
This groundhog day shit is just sad. You could lock him in a padded room with beer and food in it, a dead tree dressed up like Niki, and an Intranet set up to resemble social media and set up a system to send the exact same texts to him every 30 seconds and he will respond to every single one with the same shit and his life wouldn't change at all.
It's the type of shit we used to do to people locked in asylums to see just how badly we can break the human mind, and he does it voluntarily.
All this because he couldn't walk back that Norm MacDonald isn't funny quote.
Bring back tucking a kitchen knife in between your fat asscheeks. Bring back clumsily reloading your gun as a flex. Don't you miss the good days, Pat? Don't you want to come home?
This groundhog day shit is just sad. You could lock him in a padded room with beer and food in it, a dead tree dressed up like Niki, and an Intranet set up to resemble social media and set up a system to send the exact same texts to him every 30 seconds and he will respond to every single one with the same shit and his life wouldn't change at all.
It's the type of shit we used to do to people locked in asylums to see just how badly we can break the human mind, and he does it voluntarily.
All this because he couldn't walk back that Norm MacDonald isn't funny quote.
Bring back tucking a kitchen knife in between your fat asscheeks. Bring back clumsily reloading your gun as a flex. Don't you miss the good days, Pat? Don't you want to come home?
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That Thanksgiving cope post is wild. So he’s going to several homes “in the coming days” for “first Thanksgivings”, as though everyone in his gigantic orbit has organised their festivities around his schedule. I’ve never heard of anybody being this self-important for so little reason.
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FTFY.
He probably didn't even have to go that far. Had he just ignored the OnA guys, they would have probably forgotten him in a week or so.
I doubt his life would have changed much, though. He'd still be divorced from Ade, cucked by PCJ, and an irrelevance in his daughter's life; he would continue to be a belligerent alcoholic pig with a pitiful life and Internet access, and he'd still be a laughing stock on social media, albeit in a much smaller scale.
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You are seriously underestimating Fatty. He also has another story about how he totally intimidated and drove off a guy with a gun from a bar where he was, just by his sheer manliness. He wasn't joking about that either. He will spoon-feed you your own teeth, a claim so bizarre you just have to try to visualize it. Does he literally carry a spoon around with him at all times for this?
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Everyone at Hoolie's knew shit was about to get real when Fat Patty pulls out his tooth feeding spoon.
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Fatrick states how many times a nigger can fart in his wife's vagina before she wakes up from her latest pill coma
Fatrick relays how many niglets he can fit in the grinder at once
Fatrick counts how many steps he can take in one burst before his porcine heart explodes from the strain
Fatrick describes just how many rodeo clowns he saw fucking his daddy's ass that night he went to see him perform
Fatrick describes just how many nursing home commercials he can watch before he ejaculates
Fatrick lists the number of words he can type down before having to check with his dogeared picture book dictionary for more
Fatrick describes how many points he scored for the SAT out of 800
Fatrick states how many times a nigger can fart in his wife's vagina before she wakes up from her latest pill coma