💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Law said:
I hope marrying Pat is her biggest heist yet.

Remember: killing you will require Pat to get off his couch and stop looking at Twitter, so will therefore never happen.

>"the last decade"
>"we"
You joined a week ago. Calm down.
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And *we* are just here to laugh, not to meddle.
I guess Pat would be way less notorious if it wasn't fort the pests poking him, but I'm sure he'd find other ways to be such an asshole online the Farms would be interested in watching him. Purebred cow, this guy.
 
The best news for Patrick is that he has been so thoroughly ruined that he can mouth off on social media with zero consequences. He has no job to get fired from, no publishing contract to cancel, he is a fat retard living off the largesse of others, an untouchable loser if you will. He doesn't even have patio furniture to steal.

Say thank you to your stlakers, Patrick.
 
Lip Glossary said:
This man deserves every ounce of suffering we have rained down upon him for the last decade. Take everything we've done to him and multiply it by 100 and it STILL wouldn't cover what he deserves.
God damn I fucking hate him. I hope to God that he doesn't get cremated and that he dies before me because I am going to beer bong a 6 pack and eat chili I left out overnight so I can just go to the cemetery, pull down my pants and spray diarrhea all over his tombstone and grave.
Just a violent, angry stream of projectile liquid shit all over his headstone.
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How could anyone ever hate God's funniest clown?
 
"I've read many hundreds upon hundreds of books, stalker. And then went out into the world and experienced what those books described in person." :story:
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Gee I wonder what kind of books he went and lived out IRL...
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he is the primary reason I've been black-pilled.
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I can't believe I'm saying this to an OG Brotherman, but... don't let this obese cunt change how you see the world or other people.

I know we are just here because we like to laugh at his insanely funny retardations and all, but never forget: we laugh at his INSANEly funny retardations. Patrick is not normal, he's one of the most bizarre, mentally ill and out of touch humans to ever exist.

His brain is a broken processing machine. It doesn't matter the input it receives, the output is always the same: malice and hate for a world because it made him so pathetic, awkward and fat.

So yeah, there are lots of cunts out there, and it can be depressing sometimes... but our Pigster's not just another one, he's a green blob oozing so much bile he almost always does an 180 and becomes hilarious instead of infuriating.

And thankfully, unlike other cows like DSP, Pat never gets away with it! The Pests might fuel his destruction, but he is the one who keeps his foot pressing the gas all the way down. If anything, I think Pat makes me a better, happier person exactly because he is the antithesis of a decent human... whenever in doubt I just reflect upon that old maxim: "What wouldn't Patrick do?"

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These are documents illegally acquired by my government stalkers impersonating me. Enjoy prison, FBI.
 
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Law said:
I hope marrying Pat is her biggest heist yet.

Remember: killing you will require Pat to get off his couch and stop looking at Twitter, so will therefore never happen.

>"the last decade"
>"we"
You joined a week ago. Calm down.
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If you think this is the only game in town that has been shitting on Patrick, you are sorely mistaken.
Don't quote the old magic at me. I was on the subreddit when it was written.
 
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I had to tell it that it was a blender image to give me an accurate description of our favorite pigman. I love that it picked up on his "damp" skin lmao
 
BoomerSperg1922 said:
The best news for Patrick is that he has been so thoroughly ruined that he can mouth off on social media with zero consequences. He has no job to get fired from, no publishing contract to cancel, he is a fat retard living off the largesse of others, an untouchable loser if you will. He doesn't even have patio furniture to steal.

Say thank you to your stlakers, Patrick.
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Then is Pat reliant on his beard of wife working or does his state have employment insurance/social security benefits like Canada?
 
Somone is DDoSing King's County Court system. Maybe someone is not happy about a pending petition?
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Wanted to post something heartwarming from Ade. Best wishes to Ade and Joe.
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From the Owen Ade Forems, more RIBS! AI Ole' Rick's fruity queer faggot voice reading the police report. Ymunkoke your Grok, stlaker.

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RIBS!
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Another image of Rick when he's younger, and recent pig pic:
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Fat. Morbidly obese. Fatass. Rotund and extremely fat. Teenager Rick looks like a faggot. Queer.

Technicality Tomlinson thinks that his teen hair fucking sucks, so instead, like the logical and super-smart temple-pointing piggy Rick is, he cuts it short and turns into a radishhead.
More extremely gay pig shots:
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Fat queer faggot with bitch tits trying to replicate Leslie's selfie. Gay. Even more gayer is that he kidnaps and butcher nigger babies and toddlers and grind them into artisanal niggeroni.

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Gay fucking fish lips.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
An old friend of mine recently told me his smallish business went through a phase of being sent heaps of scam emails from “SEO businesses” and looked into it and now believes the whole concept of SEO is a scam. Nikkki runs an alleged SEO business. She also has a history of dubious bankruptcies and fraudulent PPP claims. She tried to ‘cleverly’ cheat Quasi out of some of his money. I think maybe her scams are what keeps them afloat. She’s certainly not the victim some seem to think.
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She makes a reasonable living allowing Tyrone and his ilk to release their undigested Popeye’s into her barren wasteland.
 
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She makes a reasonable living allowing Tyrone and his ilk to release their undigested Popeye’s into her barren wasteland.
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I for one choose to believe that Tyrone went down on her, caught a wiff, and upchucked into her bottomless pit of emptiness as Patrick dawned the maids outfit and brought out the wet wipes because that's what actually happened (verified by true American Patriots).
 
I don't even mean it as an insult at this point, he just looks so fucking gay. Something about the eyes, man.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Wanted to post something heartwarming from Ade. Best wishes to Ade and Joe.
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From the Owen Ade Forems, more RIBS! AI Ole' Rick's fruity queer faggot voice reading the police report. Ymunkoke your Grok, stlaker.
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RIBS!
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Another image of Rick when he's younger, and recent pig pic:
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Fat. Morbidly obese. Fatass. Rotund and extremely fat. Teenager Rick looks like a faggot. Queer.

Technicality Tomlinson thinks that his teen hair fucking sucks, so instead, like the logical and super-smart temple-pointing piggy Rick is, he cuts it short and turns into a radishhead.
More extremely gay pig shots:
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Fat queer faggot with bitch tits trying to replicate Leslie's selfie. Gay. Even more gayer is that he kidnaps and butcher nigger babies and toddlers and grind them into artisanal niggeroni.

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Gay fucking fish lips.
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I am impressed by his unshakable commitment to having the gayest possible hairstyle at all times.
 
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