DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
The Southwest Strangla said:
You know what’s sad? He only got 171/150. He usually get a shit ton with “chill with Phil” shit. Even the weens didn’t give him enough troll bait donos tonight.
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Final Dent splurged on him before so no reason to give him even more. But it really is in waves with the pig isn't it? He had a drought of no goal streams then suddenly a dent plays Captain save-a-hoe. Of course in his dented mind he conjours it as "I am still popular" but the reality is that he is too dependent on one dented whale
 
He actually spent an entire segment bragging about how healthy and muscular he is now, how he's thinking about adding a goal where he'll remove his long sleeve shirt so he can flex his "guns." Says he has muscle tone and he starts flexing his arms that look about as impressive as an average 14-year-old boy's. His "proof" that he's healthy and full of energy is him getting up from a chair quickly. He spent the entire segment making sure to fold his arms in a way to make them look like they have more meat on the bones than what they actually do.

I've always half-jokingly said that when Phail sees himself in a mirror he thinks he sees an Adonis, he obviously does think he looks more attractive than what he actually does, I just didn't think that he literally sees himself as some handsome muscle stud. But no, he actually is this delusional. What the FUCK is going on behind the scenes?
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
I've always half-jokingly said that when Phail sees himself in a mirror he thinks he sees an Adonis, he obviously does think he looks more attractive than what he actually does, I just didn't think that he literally sees himself as some handsome muscle stud. But no, he actually is this delusional. What the FUCK is going on behind the scenes?
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I would bet that hes having an episode of midlife crisis. Honestly idk why hes bragging since he clearly doesnt exercise. I believe tbat some dent in their super secret discord glazed dsp or maybe his fat bitch of a wife told him that he looked more healthy or some compliment and that went to his head.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
I've always half-jokingly said that when Phail sees himself in a mirror he thinks he sees an Adonis, he obviously does think he looks more attractive than what he actually does, I just didn't think that he literally sees himself as some handsome muscle stud. But no, he actually is this delusional. What the FUCK is going on behind the scenes?
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two words: midlife crisis. Seriously with him crashing out nearly every day now ranting about how succesful he is or how he is different then any other streamer I am sure he is trying to convince himself that he hasn't wasted his life up till this point. Heck if you look at it: has a obese wife he fattened up, no children, has a cat that is well not exactly 100% a cat. Hyperfixates on shiny RGB's, barely leaves the house, can't cook simple meals, probably can't even change tyres himself. The only thing he is known for is jerking of on stream (and imho the main cause for braint rot streamers). He is just existing
 
Dude literally eyefucking himself with noodle arms on his own fucking stream man wtf. He has been all over the place last few weeks from crashing out to sheer panic something gotta be going on with his horse, house or both at this point.

Something is gonna happen before this year is over some event that makes him do an emergency stream where he finally tells what the fuck is going on behind da scenes I can just feel it building up.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Dude literally eyefucking himself with noodle arms on his own fucking stream man wtf. He has been all over the place last few weeks from crashing out to sheer panic something gotta be going on with his horse, house or both at this point.

Something is gonna happen before this year is over some event that makes him do an emergency stream where he finally tells what the fuck is going on behind da scenes I can just feel it building up.
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He spent about 5 minutes talking about how he'd one day reveal what's up with Khet, but it's not today. So I'm putting all my money on the horse having actual health issues and we're due another "just give her a pill" story.
 
In another episode of DSP being his own worst enemy: The anonymous tip from "Mark":



First it's anonymous, then it's from "Mark", and then it's anonymous again. Dude's mouth truly is faster than his brain.
 
All this flexing from the dude who has shamelessly let slip how carrying groceries is like a workout, complained that a jug of milk was too heavy, uses a hand-cart to transport shopping from the car to the kitchen and gets noticeably winded just walking up and down the stairs in his house.

And all these changes from appearance to fitness come from being ridiculed by Dale. LTG has saved this mans life.
 


Imagine the guy telling you 🫵 he is the leanest he has ever been while his soulmate 🤰IS A HUGE BITCH. On top of that, he deadass tells you 🫵 she eats healthier than him.


Yes, my wife and I are eating the same foods. The only exception, I tell ya, half of the time I'm ordering food for DSP tries it, she doesn't need it. She doesn't want it. Like the taco bell we just ateーshe didn't get any taco bell, she doesn't want that shit. "I don't want that, it's bad for you" So, we are eating the same dinners, together. Then when I do DSP Tries It, typically, I'm eating the bad food and she eats something healthy or make something herself quick at home, or maybe ordering something healthy too, like a poké bowl or something like that. So, eat something healthy like that.
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Well, excuse me if I don't believe you, Phillip, because...

SHE USED TO BE A SWIMSUIT MODEL
BUT NOW SHE IS FAT
SHE IS OBESE
SHE IS AWKWARD
SHE PLAYS MODLESS SKYRIM
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
he literal said all youtube code monkeys are hipsters, hair bun having, latte drinking liberals who DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL LIFE IS!!!!!!
seriously, he really doesn't know anything about computers/coding. I know he failed whatever coding class he had at college, but fuckin' hell, that's sad.
he also called his tech professor an idiot who DOESN'T HAVE STREET SMARTS! he also called him a sissie and liberal before.
yeah, phil is a fence sitter? gtfo whoever believes that shit. fence sitters don't throw around "liberal" as an insult.
he also doesn't know what liberalism is. he throws it around like your racist old grandpa screaming out commie, anarchist, or socialist. he's the product of the mccarthy era thinking of the 50s-80s
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Really love how you are trying to strictly adhere to the dictionary definition of Liberal as a way to bludgeon Phil and are pretending like you can't even begin to think of why someone would use it as an insult.
 
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Motherfucker bragging how he is a picture of health and works out 24/7. Also he has a body of Appolo. And he's happily married. Jesus fucking Christ.
 
thisniggaTRASH said:
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Imagine the guy telling you 🫵 he is the leanest he has ever been while his soulmate 🤰IS A HUGE BITCH. On top of that, he deadass tells you 🫵 she eats healthier than him.

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Well, excuse me if I don't believe you, Phillip, because...

SHE USED TO BE A SWIMSUIT MODEL
BUT NOW SHE IS FAT
SHE IS OBESE
SHE IS AWKWARD
SHE PLAYS MODLESS SKYRIM
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If he's not lying... there's the answer to "where does all the money go"
These 2 retards get 2 different Doordashed meals quite often. I wouldn't even be surprised if that's every time they order
 
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