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I will assasinate that doe with muh dick (consensually)I'm happy about the Kimmel suspension. Piece of trash. I can't stand Candace Owens but I wouldn't rejoice if someone assassinated her. I'd think that's messed up.
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I will assasinate that doe with muh dick (consensually)I'm happy about the Kimmel suspension. Piece of trash. I can't stand Candace Owens but I wouldn't rejoice if someone assassinated her. I'd think that's messed up.
That read to me like a punchline that genuinely made me laugh. Is he making a joke, or expressing sincere concern? Because I really can't tell. Regardless, I think it's highly likely that all of the crew were already chortling with each other over Charlie's murder. Especially the writers who created Jimmy's script.

Good.
Actual islamic content. Don't fantasize about Candace Owens, dude. You deserve so much more for yourself. Jesus Christ.I will assasinate that doe with muh dick (consensually)
What if I enjoy both of these things and find them both hilarious?I wonder if the people bitching about Kimmel getting canned think Alex Jones being sued for a billion dollars was unjustified
No that’s gonna be Kimmels jobJust put the fucking fries in the bag.
Or if the people who are bitching about ANTIFA being labeled terrorists think the treatment dished to the Proud Boys and the J6 "rioters" was justified.I wonder if the people bitching about Kimmel getting canned think Alex Jones being sued for a billion dollars was unjustified
Also seeing him rush like that is kind of funny because you know hes stressed the fuck out.Jimmy, dressed down in a flannel shirt, jeans, sneakers and baseball cap, dashes into the backseat of the SUV with the help of his handler.
Man, same people must've been writing his material as those wikipedia entries. The idea that he actually believes any of those things, or anything at all, doesn't even cross my mind.What really fucked Kimmel is the fact his show went up on Friday By the the groyper theory had lost almost all steam and was only being parroted by either the completely uninformed or the dishonest. If he had regurgitated that take on the day of the shooting, or even the day after, he might be able to claim he was not aware and working off of the information that was out.
He knew it was shaky at best, but presented it as full and complete fact.
I've been extremely, excessively autistic on Locke elsewhere.Associating these things so closely with God seems like a misstep; the pagan Greeks also likely had theories similar to this, attributing their success to their own gods, and we saw what happened to them as they slowly crumbled due to many of the same problems harming the modern USA. (Women occupying positions of political power, foreigners in the military, an influx of barbarians, etcetera.) Locke had interesting ideas, but his theory you borrow from him where European society was uniquely protected because God wills it strikes me as a big folly.
Sure, defend Jimmy...and then Jimmy kicks you in the dick for good boi points.
When a captain loses his ship, everyone who serves aboard it loses their livelihood. That's why it's the captain's job to keep it afloat. It's his responsibility if he runs it aground and it has to be scuttled. This is Jimmy Kimmel's fuckup and it's his fault his people lost their jobs.
A good thing to keep in mind that the Jimmy Kimmel who was on Comedy Central watching Juggies jump on trampolines with Adam Carolla isn't the same Jimmy Kimmel who cries (or cried, lol) on ABC every time he's reminded Donald Trump exists. It would be interesting to see his take on this.
leftists keep pushing the "he's a groyper" narrative. They truly believe it. These are the same people who talk about a post true world. There's 0 evidence of him being a groyper.