💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[John Andrews Stan]

Someone should inform this man about the miraculous properties of the Cobra diet.

Someone tell him about the Jonestown diet.

 

[AltisticRight]

The reason I know Jack has never read the Bible is because there’s not a single instance of “Jack” in there. At best, he’s had Tammy use her finger to skim the entirety of that thing looking for his own name eight times; convinced it has to be in there, somewhere.

John 16:31
Jack Scalfani is fat and I will not have sex with him.

 

[Soggy stone fruit]

Jack Scalfani? More like Jack Gay.

 

[the khat quaffer]

betting money that mr.strokey can't point out where gaza is on a map. does even know where the middle east is?

He couldn't find Canada on a map. But who can blame him? All tucked away up there...

 

[SteveGoatman]

I bet Jack would only feel sympathy for others if they offered him juicy meats

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What? People are salivating at the idea of Gaza being burned to the ground so they can develop it and make a fortune.

 

[Lactose tolerant]

Jack Scalfani? More like Jack Gay.

Jack Scalfaggy

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's some kind of totemistic regression in American Evangelical Protestantism. It's pretty funny coming from people who think Catholics worship Mary and make fun of them praying for intercession from saints, while they flail around on the floor like spastics and treat the Bible like a magical talisman.

They genuinely believe that the bible, just the book itself, has magical powers and just by holding it up and speaking the name of Jesus they can force any demon to flee.

What? People are salivating at the idea of Gaza being burned to the ground so they can develop it and make a fortune.

I'm pretty sure Trump was looking at it in that way back in February:

He'd make everybody there rich by opening luxury casinos and the like.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Daddy Strokum]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PeHbOxsje8

Holy shit Jack is extra obnoxious in this one.

 

[densedance]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PeHbOxsje8

Of course Jack had to say his signature line "is the marinura woorm?"
"Ogeyy guys. It's spicy". Everything he let us now about the deep dish.

And of course his Brother gave more relatable infos & was overall more sympathetic than Jack.

 

[the khat quaffer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PeHbOxsje8

That thumbnail looks like diarrhea on bread.

He's wearing a JOTG hat the entire time. I'd call it gay (it is) but it isn't as gay as the Elon dicksucker X hat.

This is (possibly) the second time he's mentioned "All American Water" as a sponsor. He mentioned briefly on a previous video with little else than a mention. I couldn't find a lead on them based on such a generic name. Love the gmail address. No idea why they or anyone would sponsor his videos. I'd pay money to NOT have him mention my company name. He credits them with helping him not get kidney stones - don't know if this is a thing, I mean anyone knows that shitty water is bad for you (see: flint, michigan) but showering in it? leading to kidney stones? I dunno.

thank you jack i always wanted to know what it's like to drive on the interstate with trucks. i have literally never driven on the interstate. never. ever. thank you. so illuminating.

"Ok guys" counter: 8+

1:38 soy face

3:00 thanks jack never knew what tv screens in a bar joint looked like

reading the menu. never knew what a salad consisted of

5:34 "LOOK AT THAT CHEEZE"
HEY WHAT IS THAT WHITE STUFF? RANCH OR BLEU CHEESE this discussion goes on too long. *
"TAMMY! TAMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! WHAT IS THAT?" nigger stop trolling me

Jack sounds like he's dying the entire time.

11:15 that au jus looks kinda watery. Like, really.

11:45 the classic Jacko xenomorph tongue ingestion

12:30 look personal preference here, I hate deep dish, it's literally dough with stuff on it, but that looks........like dough with stuff on it. edible sure, but, meh.

12:50 eating pizza with a fork. only ever before witnessed with Peggy Hill as a joke.

14:50 Tammy is soo DOOOONE with his shit. "I WAS ON MAH PHONE!" also her right nostril is massive. It doesn't go away the entire time. This looks like a photoshop job, seriously. What the fuck.

"The sausage was out of this world, flaky crust, CHEESE WAS AMAZING, we really liked the cheese... really strong, stringy cheese"

All in all a not too inoffensive video. Jack really creamed himself over the complimentary breadsticks and warm marinara. Warm red sauce. What a wonder. Nigger those are-- nvm. I give it a B.

ETA: the thumbnail, as usual, doesn't resemble the final product even if it's someone else's work. Both look like shit IMO.

Spoiler: *

war flashback: one of my first jobs was at a restaurant, and one of my first fuck ups was when I brought out a plate of four ramekins of white sides to a table. No idea what was what, apparently ONE was bleu cheese, the other were ranch. I was literally doing a favor by bringing it and some other plate to the table.
The table was like, "wait which one is bleu cheese?" and my virgin ass held the ramekin of lumpy-ish white sauce up close to examine it.
That table's waiter tore my asshole wider than the mariana trench and later the manager gave me ten tons of hell.
Deserved? Yes. Overblown? Yes. Cried and masturbated in the kitchen bathroom? Yerrno.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

"It's gorgeous" .

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PeHbOxsje8

I love that Jack gave this place an 81/100 while the shitty pizza ATM gets an A rating. Stay classy, Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

I love that Jack gave this place an 81/100 while the shitty pizza ATM gets an A rating. Stay classy, Jack.

Tbh it doesn't look that great, although it's a masterpiece compared to that piece of shit with a cracker for a crust. But then I consider Chicago pizza basically a bread bowl with tomato soup, cheese, and pizza toppings in it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Chicago Style is made for fat gluttons like Jack it's an excuse to just throw in more cheese and toppings. At of all Pizzas, it's the one I'd like to have least. It's better than those Keto Breadless "Pizza" abominations but still not my cup of tea.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Chicago Style is made for fat gluttons like Jack it's an excuse to just throw in more cheese and toppings. At of all Pizzas, it's the one I'd like to have least. It's better than those Keto Breadless "Pizza" abominations but still not my cup of tea.

At least the breadless keto "pizzas" can be served with a bread and a salad to make an enjoyable and normal enough meal, Chicago style pizza is alright when fresh and disgusting when left over. I might be in the minority but the suitability for leftovers is a large contributor to my pizza experience.

 

[soulless guarantee]

"TAMMY! TAMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! WHAT IS THAT?"

I loved this moment. And the icing on the cake was after this, when he was begging Jimmy to dunk his sandwich, you could see that Mommy Tammy had cut up Jack's sausage for him.

Jack was on top form in this video. It reminded me of old videos where he'd have another guy on the video and he would revert back into the high school class clown behavior.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Chicago Style is made for fat gluttons like Jack it's an excuse to just throw in more cheese and toppings. At of all Pizzas, it's the one I'd like to have least. It's better than those Keto Breadless "Pizza" abominations but still not my cup of tea.

Chicago style is a delicious treat you uncultured peasant! The crisp crust, the perfect blend of cheese and sauce. They called it ambrosia in past ages. Shame on you for such disgrace.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I like how Jack's opinion of a restaurant can be swayed by putting the marinara in the microwave for 20 seconds

Jimmy sticking his fingers in the ranch... Good God.

 

[p1138]

Chicago Style is made for fat gluttons like Jack it's an excuse to just throw in more cheese and toppings. At of all Pizzas, it's the one I'd like to have least. It's better than those Keto Breadless "Pizza" abominations but still not my cup of tea.

Most things are fine if eaten in a reasonable quantity. Fatty and his family on the other hand need an entire pizza, plus sandwiches, and appetizers just for lunch and that's not including any snacks on the there crossing the street from the hotel, the 2nd lunch they'll be having before dinner, then supper, and a late night snack of the other half of that pizza as leftovers before he goes to bed.

Eating a piece of deep dish is fine, just like having a couple slices of a normal pizza is fine.