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Went to Chicago to protest ICE like a tough guy and hid in the tourist parts of the city all weekend getting fat and drunk.
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💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Went to Chicago to protest ICE like a tough guy and hid in the tourist parts of the city all weekend getting fat and drunk.
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I think it's because he's overweight. Perhaps even fat.
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I think mariposa fits him well.
also lmao “went down to resist the fascist regime, did touristy things instead teehee” nice activism, stupid.
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Does this fucking faggot go ANYWHERE but downtown in Chicago? Hell, he could go get "into things" over in Boystown or Andersonville, do a little research for Tiny Tim Gets Monkeypox.
You don't take the Hiawatha down there just to stay around Union Station, is all I'm saying.
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Why mariposa? Because he can transform from a FATerpillar into a Butterguy?
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You know damn well Rick is the type to eat with his pinky up and do a small dance like a fag when he's eating out like that. That fat fuck.
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"Anticipating some action" but Orange Man wasn't Bad that weekend so he ate instead.
Fat.
Fat.
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What a fat fuck.
Instead of protesting, which would have atleast burned some fat through his screeching and impotent waddling and spasming, he instead voraciously consumed fine foods like meatloaf and curryslop thinking them some kind of haute cuisine second only to the culinaric mecca that is Milwaukee.
In the end, he spent the day as he does any other, with consuming more calories than spending them.
Soon his massive fat form will form its own organic mountainrange in the midwest.
Instead of protesting, which would have atleast burned some fat through his screeching and impotent waddling and spasming, he instead voraciously consumed fine foods like meatloaf and curryslop thinking them some kind of haute cuisine second only to the culinaric mecca that is Milwaukee.
In the end, he spent the day as he does any other, with consuming more calories than spending them.
Soon his massive fat form will form its own organic mountainrange in the midwest.
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still deathly curious where he gets the money for this. or where niki does. for a man who proudly claimed he failed at stocks (shorting Tesla when it was always increasing) he sure gets around. and there's no way he could be hiding secret businesses.
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With all of the speculation and pests going through everything they possibly can, the only thing that seems possible is his insurance residuals.
Or possibly, and this is a completely without evidence guess, he managed to pull off some kind of insider insurance scam.
As I know basically nothing about insurance on the inside, I have no idea if this could be possible. The only reason I guess this is that he definitely worked selling insurance and anyone on the inside in any industry involving money like that could have a way of skimming, scamming or faking a client who requires regular payouts.
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his Airbnb alone does not adequately explain his largesse, either. i doubt it even covers various taxes, fees, and expenses. also he defrauded the PPP loans, so maybe it is more fraud.
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It’s the Mexican’s way of calling each other faggot, but I like your explanation better.
Running off to some ghetto shithole for a night or two isn’t that expensive for a couple of dinks. Pat is expecting that little windfall from the AI settlement, and it’s no Mexican or European escape by any means, just the city of niggers. I’m sure Lynn probably funds a lot of their day-to-days, Pat is not making Dan money childing his toilet and rain barrels all day.
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He is UNDEFEATED in my opinion when it comes to losers on the internet. It's the fact that he has no shame or self reflection that gets me. It's like my man, you just sat there for the last decade losing lawsuits and arguing with the fucking internet. Not only that but all you do is drink until the point that you're beet red like Bert kreischer. But in this dude's fucking warped reality he still has all of our numbers.
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He’s so disgusting to look at it’s hard to pinpoint what it is, but there’s something off about him physically beyond the morbid obesity. He’s the complete package ugly inside, and out.
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Possibility 1: he's discovered the magic of credit cards. They give you infinite money and you only need to pay a minimum subscription fee. (Yes, I know how they work, but the question is, does Fat Rick?)
Possibility 2: He's making heavy withdrawals from the Bank of Mother In Law.
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He has the face of someone that definitely should be on some kind of list. Sex offender, no fly, government watch list, etc.
I think it's a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B. I don't think that his wife is a smart woman and I don't think that she thinks very highly of herself, so I can absolutely imagine that he manipulates the fuck out of her to get her to stay and so that he can do whatever he wants. Like what kind of man takes a laptop to a bar every night and drinks alone? You have a fucking WIFE, take her and instead of throwing back 9 or 10 beers every night split an appetizer with her before you split her legs apart. But he probably can't even do that because chronic alcoholism stops your dick from working. He's a fucking BUM, and I guarantee you that Mommy's little princess keeps bailing her out because there is no way in hell that Patrick is making the kind of income to support his lifestyle. He has to be spending hundreds of dollars minimum at that stupid bar every month.
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his head shape is what makes him so disgusting.
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He called Chicago "Milwaukee's south side"? Oh my God, I literally don't have enough FUCK YOU in my body to accurately describe how much I hate this fucking asshole. Even as a joke it's retarded. That would be like me saying I live in Kansas City, which is Chicago's west side. It's not funny, accurate or witty. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I am completely disgusted and outraged by how fucking stupid that tweet is.
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No, Patrick. Punished_Passt0n will not be going to prison. You, on the other hand, are a crybaby, and fat.
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The pests have gotten Pat involved into yet another spat with a civvie, this time a right-wing political commentator from Scotland.
It started with the usual contact form spiel:
The account quickly caught on to the game, but after a crash course on Patlore determined that the sender might as well have been Pat
This was when Pat decided to jump in:
Lovely use of "wanker", Pat's hours of research for Tiny Tim and the Mystery of the Bug Chasers really paid off.
It started with the usual contact form spiel:
The account quickly caught on to the game, but after a crash course on Patlore determined that the sender might as well have been Pat
This was when Pat decided to jump in:
Lovely use of "wanker", Pat's hours of research for Tiny Tim and the Mystery of the Bug Chasers really paid off.