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Attention cis people!
What is the most respectful way to turn down a troon's sexual advances? :christine:

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  • I’m not into penises
  • I’m not into people who underwent a testosterone dominated puberty
  • I have the idea in my head that trans women all look or act like how media depicts them
  • The idea that my girlfriend used to be a man grosses me out
  • I’m scared of what other people will think about my attraction to trans women
I feel like cis people think these are somehow more offensive to say, but tbh these are way more respectful and honest.
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The idea that my "girlfriend" (do the air quotes thing with your fingers) IS man grosses me out. ;)​
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Plenty of comments in the same vein, but here's a doozy from further down. :lit:
I just think it's all stupid. They are clearly attracted to us. If they weren't they wouldn't get mad when we tell them we're trans. Otherwise disclosure wouldn't matter because they'd never be in a position for it to matter because they would never be attracted to us in the first place. It's not a matter of attraction. It's a matter of bigotry. So the ideal would be for them to just shut up about it and not swipe right on trans people.
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The assumption is this is not about encounters in actual person, am I right? :P
 
We're not allowed to have "genital preferences," but we can say we're not into penises without being labeled a tRaNsPhObE? Suuure.

We're expected to swipe right on trannies, but no tranny is clockable, ever, and they're not disclosing their trans status. Uh, okay.
 
Maybe, just maybe, if they didn't use 8000 filters and careful camera angles on their dating profiles to look like some semblance of a human woman, people wouldn't mistakenly think they're attractive and swipe right, and they wouldn't have to confront what liars they are?
This reminds me a lot of the Myspace angle days where fat chicks were hiding what they really looked like. If you don't want people to feel deceived and grossed out by you, stop deceiving them.
 
Magic Pickle said:
Gone-orrhea Girl: a TiF is nervous about the treatment that gonorrhea entails, which involves a shot to the ass, because she's refused to admit that she's transgender to the providers giving her care and has no intentions of coming clean about the fact at any point. I need troons 'n' poons to stop propagating antibiotic superbugs in their putrid petri dish pantaloons because they're going to propagate them before the plastic surgery addicts and junkies that were supposed to propagate them get the chance.
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I hope the next super-STD rots off genitals, so it can't be spread to the straights, and noses, so everyone can immediately know who they are and what they've been doing.
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Attention cis people!
What is the most respectful way to turn down a troon's sexual advances? :christine:

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Emphasis added. How about ... ?
The idea that my "girlfriend" (do the air quotes thing with your fingers) IS man grosses me out. ;)​
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Plenty of comments in the same vein, but here's a doozy from further down. :lit:

Emphasis added.
The assumption is this is not about encounters in actual person, am I right? :P
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I prefer the classic "I'm not gay"
 
Sean Andalou said:
Attention cis people!
What is the most respectful way to turn down a troon's sexual advances? :christine:

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Emphasis added. How about ... ?
The idea that my "girlfriend" (do the air quotes thing with your fingers) IS man grosses me out. ;)​
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Plenty of comments in the same vein, but here's a doozy from further down. :lit:

Emphasis added.
The assumption is this is not about encounters in actual person, am I right? :P
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What does genital preferences have to do with anything? Why do we have to give people a reason?

How narc of them. We're saying no because of themselves. I don't want to date any human who walks around with a persecution complex and needs constant validation and assurance.

Very simply put, don't engage. No is good enough. Consent.
 
Magic Pickle said:
I need troons 'n' poons to stop propagating antibiotic superbugs in their putrid petri dish pantaloons because they're going to propagate them before the plastic surgery addicts and junkies that were supposed to propagate them get the chance.
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The four horsemen haunting infectious disease physicians’ nightmares are troons, poons, junkies and loons. From these cometh the superbug that’s going to kill us all.
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If he's trying to insinuate he's got a ghost pussy, I shall pen my local paranormal investigators post haste so that they may exorcise him of his pelvic poltergheists
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We need an exorcist that’s had at least two years residency in ob gyn to deal with this ghost pussy. I hope he has a paranormal ultrasound machine.
CTR Operative said:
It was bad enough back when TwoXChromosomes became one of the default subreddits, and a bunch of "ackshually" male redditors flooded in to give their two cents on fucking everything, but then one day years later I went to see if things had gotten any better... and the pinned post said "Trans women are women."

Look at your fucking subreddit name, for fuck's sake. Fucking cucked handmaidens, letting what should've been their space get flooded with troons posting demanding advice about makeup or bras or whatever. They're like the possum that keeps getting in my mom's house through the pet door and eating all the cat's food, then hissing when you try to chase them out.
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2X is ruined and so is the West.
Sean Andalou said:
Attention cis people!
What is the most respectful way to turn down a troon's sexual advances? :christine:
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I like the “good working order” policy. Nobody’s perfect but they can’t be a totally nonfunctional basket case, and every TiF and TiM that ever walked this earth absolutely is a nonfunctional basket case with minimal prospects of EVER getting better.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Attention cis people!
What is the most respectful way to turn down a troon's sexual advances? :christine:

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Emphasis added. How about ... ?
The idea that my "girlfriend" (do the air quotes thing with your fingers) IS man grosses me out. ;)​
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Plenty of comments in the same vein, but here's a doozy from further down. :lit:

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The assumption is this is not about encounters in actual person, am I right? :P
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"Fuck off, *Deadname*!" if you happen to know it probably works best.
 
Didn't know Tumblr was still a thing, but ...
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EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS IN THE TITLE.

If you are on Tumblr, the FTM community FTMblr has been hacked by trolls and turned into "maga-anti-wokism." Admins have been contacted. Please for the love of god stay safe.

UPDATE: I just checked on my alt and either it's been privated or it's gone completely.
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My guess is harassed by unwanted attention but not actually hacked.
 
Dr. Butt said:
Operation Yew Tree was the name of the investigation
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Yeah sorry I meant what Operation Yewtree revealed: Jimmy Saville, Gary Glitter, etc. It is really notable to me that Yewtree only starts after an expose is aired after Jimmy Saville dies.
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Lol. Why is it transandrophobia and not transmisandry? Are people really that scared of pooners?
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Because the online left it doesn't like using the word misandry because it implies that hatred against men is not an ok thing.
 
Vampirella said:
The addon Shinigami eyes now has more 1 star reviews then anything else. Seems the evil transphobes are falsely marking trans and intersex people as anti trans and this has made people upset.
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Considering what "Shinigami Eyes" means in the actual manga, I thought it was something that'd let you deadname people more easily
 
Troons are mostly behind this which is fascinating to me! Its on Tumblr and Troonsky and its what troon degenerates seem to use to shield themselves like Puppychan's troon boyfriend Wis and Eric/Patricia Taxxon. They both have a white knight named Pocket-deer-belly who is a Dutch gay fat man who added "he/they" pronouns so pooners would stop calling him cis scum :story: its worth reading about in those threads if you want a laugh

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Magic Pickle said:
It was a good while ago, but here's a link to an article (and here is the archive). From what I can tell, it either hasn't recurred frequently enough to merit reporting other cases or it's one of those kinds of stories the press has preferred to keep lesser known out of fear of backlash, but it has happened - and with the "seahorse dad" movement there may be more cases in the future. Truth is often stranger than fiction!
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I'm struggling to understand what's happening here. Seems the FTM in question DID inform the doctors about pregnancy they didn't take it seriously rather than the narrative of "pooner doesn't tell doctors she's pregnant and kills baby to pass"

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A home pregnancy test was positive and he said he had “peed himself” — a possible sign of ruptured membranes and labor. A nurse ordered a pregnancy test but considered him stable and his problems non-urgent.
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It's even seemingly pro trans people commenting on this.
 
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