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Genuinely shocked they're not pulling the episode of peacemaker. say what you will about the 2010s, with all its notorious shootings, but everyone pulled fucking everything every time one happened.
Lex is full of actually intelligent little details. He comes across as actually smart. Not like that 4chan meme about Sherlock Holmes and how stupid people write smart people.
the problem with that meme is that general audiences can't comprehend actual smartly written characters, which is why only you picked up on all the wordplay that makes him seem like he's the puppet master, audiences aren't smart enough which is why they have to dumb down their characters, especially for blockbusters. if this was some niche series people might get it but its a blockbuster film, you have to make it so even translators can get the point across.

I still think that "martha" bullshit was so retarded it destroyed the film, if they changed it to "mother" or "my mother" it wouldn't have been easily mocked but it still is retarded for the other reason of like why can't they just talk it out, or Superman just say "he has my mother" save the martha stuff for when Bruce saves her, have him ask for her name, "Martha, i finally got to save you"

honestly i don't know how the plan works either way, whats stopping a guy fast enough to keep up with the flash from just speed running over to martha, if communication is slow enough that Bruce can get over and save her, why not Superman.
 
Genuinely shocked they're not pulling the episode of peacemaker. say what you will about the 2010s, with all its notorious shootings, but everyone pulled fucking everything every time one happened.
I'm kind of willing to see them crash this into the wall by not trying to course correct. They're screwed either way but I thoroughly disliked this show when I tried it so as far as I'm concerned, burn, baby, burn.

the problem with that meme is that general audiences can't comprehend actual smartly written characters, which is why only you picked up on all the wordplay that makes him seem like he's the puppet master, audiences aren't smart enough which is why they have to dumb down their characters, especially for blockbusters. if this was some niche series people might get it but its a blockbuster film, you have to make it so even translators can get the point across.
This is definitely a major problem. Gunn movie and much of the MCU you have to keep explaining what is going on or you lose that middle of the bell curve that studios love so much. Or if you want absolutely the worst-handled exposition I've seen in years, watch Alien: Earth (or don't, depends how much self-hatred you have). They simply cannot rely on people being smart enough to work it out because as you point out, some people wouldn't. And then they'd be upset with the product. But that leaves the rest of us enduring endless unwanted hand-holding. It's why I tend to watch older movies and read older literature - they didn't dumb it down as much back then. I don't know that people were smarter but you were allowed to write for smart people, without the big company paying your salary insisting that you target the lowest possible denominator you could get away with on the expectation that smarter people would just put up with it.

Some of the stuff I didn't even pick up on myself like the Zeus comment. Once you know that Lex knows who Clark, Bruce and Diana really are, a lot of earlier scenes take on an extra layer of meaning. I said it previously here but I also like how Eisenberg sometimes struggles to speak / finish a sentence because he's one of those people who is thinking multiple things he wants to say at once. It's a thing I do myself and have to focus to not do if I'm trying to speak publicly rather than chill with friends. Again, I don't think he's a good Lex, exactly. Lex is an iconic character. But I do think he's a good villain and did not deserve the hate he got.

I still think that "martha" bullshit was so retarded it destroyed the film, if they changed it to "mother" or "my mother" it wouldn't have been easily mocked but it still is retarded for the other reason of like why can't they just talk it out, or Superman just say "he has my mother" save the martha stuff for when Bruce saves her, have him ask for her name, "Martha, i finally got to save you"
It's an implementation problem, really. The idea is solid - this moment that suddenly humanises Superman in Bruce's eyes. And Bruce's dehumanized viewpoint before then is built up believably. The first time Bruce sees Superman he's this distant figure battling in the sky who brings down part of Wayne tower killing people Bruce knows. Opening the movie with a from-the-ground view of the destruction is a really solid decision. It's not only reasonable that Bruce views him as some alien who brought his war to Earth, it's more or less true. And Lex is poking that bear constantly to drive it further. And the more the world accepts Superman and adores him, the angrier Bruce is becoming. Same way many of us might feel about something we know is dangerous but the whole world online seems to be cheering along naively. Also, most of the world probably doesn't think Superman has a secret identity. Why would he? He has godlike power and they think he's sitting next to them on the Tube?

I don't know exactly how I would fix it. As I said, Snyder didn't decide that their mothers have the same name - that was done long ago. And despite dumb How It Should Have Ended YouTube videos, the dialogue doesn't have Batman going "woah - that's my mum's name too, lets hug." It's just blank confusion on Bruce's face. I probably would have ditched the "Why did you say that name?" in favour of something a little less laden. Maybe a simpler? "Who is Martha?" It's less memeable. And you still have Lois running in to explain "it's his mother. Martha is his mother." Batman is a person driven his whole life by the trauma of seeing his parents die as a child. It really is the perfect way to break the false image he has of Superman to realise that this "monster" in front of him is trying to save his mother. It's over-egging the pudding to give them the same name but... that's not on Zack Snyder. I'd maybe just tone down the dialogue a little bit and linger a bit more on Bruce's confusion to show the image he has of Superman falling apart. I might also include a moment or two earlier to show Bruce angry at "naive" people worshipping / adoring Superman. Nothing drives someone beserk like being the only one to understand someone is bad when everyone around you is welcoming them in. It just makes you desperate to expose them and bring them down. Honestly, I like Batman's confused shouting of "what does that mean?" as Superman's begging doesn't match up with what he expects.

I like your notion of "I finally got to save you" for Batman at the end. But I also chuckled at Martha's actual line in the movie when the man dressed as a Bat says "your son sent me" and replies "I figured." A rare Snyder indulgence in a funny line.

honestly i don't know how the plan works either way, whats stopping a guy fast enough to keep up with the flash from just speed running over to martha, if communication is slow enough that Bruce can get over and save her, why not Superman.
Well he's not as fast as the Flash in this, though he's fast enough to follow Flash's motions and semi-interact with them. He lands a couple of punches but it's mainly because Flash isn't expecting them at all and one he just runs straight into. Even on a backfoot, Flash dodges most of them. Superman isn't shown being able to do things like search an entire city in an hour. He also doesn't know for certain even if she's still in the city or which city. When Lex reveals he's got her he remarks "I don't know where she is - I wouldn't let them tell me". And in fact, it's Batman's investigation into Lex's smuggling operation that actually unveils where she's being kept. Batman does the detective work and Superman flies off to deal with whatever comes out of the Kryptonian ship - which is a sensible and intelligent division of responsibilities by them.

Slight correction to myself from earlier, also. Doomsday isn't just Lex's backup plan for if Batman doesn't kill Superman. He actually uses the battle as a distraction for Superman so that he can do reckless and irresponsible things in the ship without Superman showing up. Again, multiple layers. I like that.

I'm not all in on defending every aspect of the Snyderverse. But I'm willing to take on some of the worse criticisms of it. Like if I were comparing it to the old Christopher Reeves movies that would be a very different conversation. Hell I even liked Brandon Routh as Superman despite thinking the movie he was in was one of the worst Superman movies ever. But comparing the Snyder movies to the Gunn ones? I absolutely think the Snyder ones will be looked back on with more respect than the Gunn abomination. Which will survive mainly as something to stick your kids in front of for a couple of hours. (Assuming you don't have smart kids.)

I have enough self-awareness to realise I'm sperging, but I really do despise Gunn's DC products.
 
So, I sperged. Well, it's a thread for sperging. TL;DR: The Snyder Lex isn't a good Lex, but he's a good villain and his plans are not actually stupid. The Gunn Lex is both a petulent childish Lex and his plans are moronic. "Down, down, left - activate the magic combo to punch Superman in his super-kidney... runs to other monitor... now - patella strike #37! Oh, and somebody get me an update on the device that splits the world in half if someone punches it wrong..."
I get if the clone is stupid, but he doesn't need Luthor constantly telling him what to do like he's the Arrowverse Flash.
Whereas Gunn's reputation attack is to invade the Fortress of Solitude, happen to find an embarrassing message from Superman's parents about building a harem and happen to be able to repair it when Superman couldn't and make him look like a jerk in front of the public. Look - the Gunn PR attack is instantly refutable by the simple fact that we have a grown adult Superman with no kids.
Meanwhile in the Gunn universe, his Superman is so moronic no manipulation is necessary. He just stands there yelling at Lois "people were going to die" 50 seconds into a softball interview by his own girlfriend.
There's another version of Lex Luthor that pulls off manipulating Superman, the one from Superman and Lois.

In one episode, Lex sends Otis to kill Lana's daughter. After Lana stops Otis, Clark storms over to Luthor's hideout in a fit of rage over all of Luthor's recent schemes desjgned to get a rise out of him. Unlike the movie, Clark is not being filmed. It was all a trick by Luthor to lure him into a street filled with red sun lamps so he can fight him. Even though Clark wins the fight (this is one of the few adaptations that remembers he can fight without powers), Luthor gets the moral victory by getting Clark to stoop to his level.

Here, Clark's anger is out of character and part of Luthor's plan rather than because of his temper coincidentally helping Luthor's plan.
I still think that "martha" bullshit was so retarded it destroyed the film, if they changed it to "mother" or "my mother" it wouldn't have been easily mocked but it still is retarded for the other reason of like why can't they just talk it out, or Superman just say "he has my mother" save the martha stuff for when Bruce saves her, have him ask for her name, "Martha, i finally got to save you"
I saw another video on the movie suggest a scenario where Superman needs to hitch a ride in the Batmobile after being weakened from Kryptonite, and the two heroes get a chance to talk about their parents.
 
the chick who’s played by Gunn’s bitch (she’s the blonde right) leaning her head into Cena. That’s cuckery, that’s disgusting. That show reeks of coom even more than The Boys.
Gunn is likely to have 'diddy' parties where he watches her get gangbanged by blacks in exchange for her getting 1 additional line of dialogue in each episode allegedly imo.
 
I don't know exactly how I would fix it. As I said, Snyder didn't decide that their mothers have the same name - that was done long ago. And despite dumb How It Should Have Ended YouTube videos, the dialogue doesn't have Batman going "woah - that's my mum's name too, lets hug." It's just blank confusion on Bruce's face. I probably would have ditched the "Why did you say that name?" in favour of something a little less laden. Maybe a simpler? "Who is Martha?" It's less memeable. And you still have Lois running in to explain "it's his mother. Martha is his mother."
I always thought of a scene being added after Clark and Bruce met at Lex's fundraiser event that features Clark reading through news articles on the Waynes' deaths, with shots focusing the names "Thomas" and "Martha." BvS opened with them getting gunned down and Thomas calling his wife's name as they die to, once again, show Bruce's trauma started on that night. When they first meet in their superhero persona, Clark already knows Bruce is Batman (from hearing the conversation between Bruce and Alfred at the fundraiser and likely using his X-ray vision to look under the Batsuit) yet he doesn't call him by his real name until they meet again before their fight in a vain attempt for help. I think if the scene I suggested was included along with your suggestion of "Who is Martha?", maybe some of the general audience could figure out that Clark was using his own intelligence to reach Bruce in a way that snap him out of his tunnel vision.
 
I always thought of a scene being added after Clark and Bruce met at Lex's fundraiser event that features Clark reading through news articles on the Waynes' deaths, with shots focusing the names "Thomas" and "Martha." BvS opened with them getting gunned down and Thomas calling his wife's name as they die to, once again, show Bruce's trauma started on that night. When they first meet in their superhero persona, Clark already knows Bruce is Batman (from hearing the conversation between Bruce and Alfred at the fundraiser and likely using his X-ray vision to look under the Batsuit) yet he doesn't call him by his real name until they meet again before their fight in a vain attempt for help. I think if the scene I suggested was included along with your suggestion of "Who is Martha?", maybe some of the general audience could figure out that Clark was using his own intelligence to reach Bruce in a way that snap him out of his tunnel vision.
It’s unfixable.

The only way those two should’ve ever addressed the name is in a funny Superman/Batman moment.
“Our moms have the same name, huh, never realized that.”

“You don’t think it’s weird our moms have the same name and we look the same?”

“Just a coinky-dink I guess.”

(Bruce schizos out and opens a file)
 
No clue what I'm bumping into but, personally, I'm kinda finally into Capeshit.

I watched a few supe flicks back in day, obvs Raimi's Spiderman, Nolan's Batman & Iron Man are kino.

Starting with Thor and through all the MCU trash I was checked out. I think I saw half of Endgame in a motel once. Dr. Strange I watched at a friend's house and it was okay. The only really good films were James Gunn's GOTG trilogy, and by that I mean Vol. 2 specifically. It did hit at a weird moment and my life so I'm biased but upon re-watch it absolutely holds up as kino space adventure flick. (I have daddy issues)

Watched Gunn's Superman once the HD version was available on ev01. While I like skipping the origin stories because everyone already knows, it still felt like I was coming in either in the middle of a trilogy or the second season finale of a TV show. My only real criticism because I did enjoy it otherwise. I like most of Snyder's flicks, even Man of Steel was "ok" tbh but I can't do edgy religious b.s. ever since I got tricked into watching Evangelion by an ancient weeb friend of mine.

When he turned coat to the DCU, no shit, The Suicide Squad (2021) was a very fun albeit still capeslop movie I'd rec to anyone who just wants a whacky less-than-serious action movie. Just marathon'd the first 4 episodes of Peacemaker these past 2 weeks and am in the middle of E5. I had serious reservations it was gonna be preachy anti-racist b.s. and while it's there, as well as the retard black ops crew, at least the writing is solid enough to excuse a degree of immaturity on the part of Peacemaker himself and there's at least a reason for the chaotic fuck-around nature of the op.

It's poison to the con-op brainwashed rightoids naturally, because they can't understand individual character growth and only exist as part of a collective reactionary trick, but, I am enjoying it.

Alien: Earth has put a bad taste in my mouth in terms of TV writing, esp. since I very rarely watched TV shows but do watch a lot of movies, so I tend to be picky and only gave it a chance because it's Gunn. I have middling faith in it at the moment, but giving it a chance was worthwhile. For it's obvious faults and setbacks, it's introduced me to a lot of obscure classic rock music. (Which is objectively Gunn's strongest quality; his music taste)

Despite the
[I was and still am ragebaiting in the Kirk thread, sorry, it's an addiction]
, I am interested in hearing other's takes on the whole affair, ergo my TL;DR.

EDIT:
As an aside, I did like Fantasic 4: New Steps. Yes it was completely retarded dead-in-the-water trash, but so much of it was so absurd I was laughing too much to care {It's simple, we teleport the earth]
 
Clayface is set in the DCU. Clayface confirmed to be in the Batman 2. Robert Patterson Bat symbol in Clayface. Robert Patterson himself in Clayface. Clayface name dropping the fictional drug in the penguin. For some reason James Gunn fans are still denying Robert Patterson is probably the DCU batman.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6GdOY2VPebkhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=eZfuRMjJMJAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=IJd3vQP0PNMClayface is set in the DCU. Clayface confirmed to be in the Batman 2. Robert Patterson Bat symbol in Clayface. Robert Patterson himself in Clayface. Clayface name dropping the fictional drug in the penguin. For some reason James Gunn fans are still denying Robert Patterson is probably the DCU batman.
Like serving fine wine with chips.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6GdOY2VPebkhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=eZfuRMjJMJAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=IJd3vQP0PNMClayface is set in the DCU. Clayface confirmed to be in the Batman 2. Robert Patterson Bat symbol in Clayface. Robert Patterson himself in Clayface. Clayface name dropping the fictional drug in the penguin. For some reason James Gunn fans are still denying Robert Patterson is probably the DCU batman.
The real question is whether that Corenfaggot or any of Gunn's shit will still be around when that comes out. I suspect they'll quietly shift over to the actually successful DCU.
 
Will Robert Patterson Batman replace Superman as the new face of the DCU? WB sees Robert Patterson as a bigger star.
In every aspect but one, the Batman movie is superior to Gunn's Superman. That one aspect is merely suitability for young children. And I'm not even certain of that when I consider that the Batman has a better moral message than Gunn's Superman.

Reeves is the better director, the better writer, and in the dark cold sweat of the night, Gunn knows this and hates him for it. If it happens, it will be over Gunn's dead body.
 
happen to find an embarrassing message from Superman's parents about building a harem and happen to be able to repair it when Superman couldn't and make him look like a jerk in front of the public. Look - the Gunn PR attack is instantly refutable by the simple fact that we have a grown adult Superman with no kids
BvS has Lex luthor working tirelessly to alter the public (and Bruces) perception of Superman by threatening governments and killing hundreds of people. Even then you still get the "maybe he's just a guy trying to do the right thing," And Batman's "men are still good," where he finally acknowledges Superman's humanity.

In 2025 after ostensibly 3 yrs of doing Superman stuff everyone this guy knows is willing to turn on him. Literally immediately after the kaiju attack the public is stoning him and the 2/3rds of the Justice Gang don't give a shit about Superman bring abducted by Luthor.
 
The real question is whether that Corenfaggot or any of Gunn's shit will still be around when that comes out. I suspect they'll quietly shift over to the actually successful DCU.
Did I imagine it, or is the teaser for the next episode of Pedogunn's Peacemaker a sniper killing someone, showing he has terrible optics, or he's petty as hell if not outright evil?
In every aspect but one, the Batman movie is superior to Gunn's Superman.
Eh, nu-Bats 2018 had mediocre-to-bad writing, such as Bats barely doing anything, not knowing what a FUCKING BAT is, the villain succeeding (but he failed to do anything cuz he couldn't penetrate the plot-armor of a nigger, aka the major), the randomly shitting on the Wayne family never being resolved, Catwoman now being mexican black and calling Bats "fucking whitey!" (and Bruce not responding to the blatant racism), etc.
For what's worth, it's not cringe-worthy alright, a bit too long though.

And I'm not even certain of that when I consider that the Batman has a better moral message than Gunn's Superman.
Hmm, what message? Never surrender? Fight for what you believe? Considering that Bats almost lost and failed to save the city, I'm not sure what could be said here.

In 2025 after ostensibly 3 yrs of doing Superman stuff everyone this guy knows is willing to turn on him. Literally immediately after the kaiju attack the public is stoning him and the 2/3rds of the Justice Gang don't give a shit about Superman bring abducted by Luthor.
It's the X-Men/Marvel civvie mentality, who will immediately turn towards any hero because of a racist alien brainwashing them or terrible writing.
The fact the Justice Gang can kill and get away with it twice* with no issues is also bad writing.

*The giant kaiju is kinda justified, if you forget Supes should have a literal pocket universe to throw people at. The fact it grew that big without anyone noticing is yet another plot-hole.
 
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Eh, nu-Bats 2018 had mediocre-to-bad writing, such as Bats barely doing anything, not knowing what a FUCKING BAT is, the villain succeeding (but he failed to do anything cuz he couldn't penetrate the plot-armor of a nigger, aka the major), the randomly shitting on the Wayne family never being resolved, Catwoman now being mexican black and calling Bats "fucking whitey!" (and Bruce not responding to the blatant racism), etc.
Now imagine what Batman under Gunn will be like.
 
It’s pretty suspect that the trailer (commercial I saw) has the chick who’s played by Gunn’s bitch (she’s the blonde right?) leaning her head into Cena.

That’s cuckery, that’s disgusting. That show reeks of coom even more than The Boys.
He's just trying to be the new Tim Burton. Gotta have the not-Johnny Depp in your entourage bang your not-Helena Bonham Carter actress wife.
Now imagine what Batman under Gunn will be like.
See above.
 
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