💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Divine right to rule said:
While I do not endorse any of the harassment or Swatting that Patrick has been subject too, I feel no sympathy for him anymore.
He is just inhumane and insane trash.
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He's also very, very fat.
A.P. Hill said:
Fatty will NOCHILD God at the Last Judgment as his sins are read out.
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The angels would be looking around thinking, "Our Lord made a FFWBT without equal."
 
Never heard of this particular cow until the feature, so I've been doing some tourist sightseeing. Unfortunately, there's not much to see because Patrick's stomach is blocking the view and I can't hear anything over the sound of people farting in his husbands vagina. I'll have to do some better recon so that I can fully appreciate the lore here.
 
O say can you see, by the patrol car's lights,
Pat so drunkenly squeels at MacDonald’s last podcast,
His broad wife and black bull just observing the fight.
Out back of the house poorly built Adirondack chairs sat rotting?
And the Salvation Army's there, they're taking the chairs,
Pat posted through the night that our lives would be over,
O say does that fat retard's twitter banner yet post
On the platform of the stalker and the home of the child?
 
I wonder if pests inevitably sending Pat's details to that Charlie Kirk gravedancing compilation site will set a ball rolling that will eventually lead to the website recording him front and center as unemployed. There'd be no end to the "never been unemployed in my adult life stalker" seething.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
I think my 1st great Pat moment was the wookie texting.
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It wasn't my first encounter with Pat but I don't think anything is ever going to top the Chubby's Cheesesteaks thing for me. Just the fact that this actual tough guy got mogged by some black kids while standing in line for a poop sandwich that probably cost him like 25 bucks and tried his damnedest to deny it is just peak pat. The name of the restaurant being Chubby's is just the cherry on top and it sends me into a giggle fit every time I think about it.
 
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When will this be added to the World Trade Center Museum?
 
Fats McGee said:
Never heard of this particular cow until the feature, so I've been doing some tourist sightseeing.
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No, stalker. You haven't been doing some tourist sightseeing. This is why you will end your life screaming in a cage. Enjoy prison.

An automatic clown said:
From the second, better forum:
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"You shot yourself in. The head long ago, stalker. You killed yourself. You died." <-- That's a weird one
 
Giant Troonade said:
It wasn't my first encounter with Pat but I don't think anything is ever going to top the Chubby's Cheesesteaks thing for me. Just the fact that this actual tough guy got mogged by some black kids while standing in line for a poop sandwich that probably cost him like 25 bucks and tried his damnedest to deny it is just peak pat. The name of the restaurant being Chubby's is just the cherry on top and it sends me into a giggle fit every time I think about it.
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Next Norm/11 we can release a novelty Rick-themed cookbook with recipes for tacos, pork, well-done filet mignon, peppers in a jar, a pineapple, Chubby's Cheesesteaks, fat-washed bourbon, fat-washed fat, key lime pie, free-range pepperoni, un-trimmed green beans with gas station almonds, and a variety of burger recipes from Hooligans Super Bar and cocktails from that resort he went to when he chucked his phone into the sea.
 
Pat "stalker child-ing" people almost looks like the Youtube bot they set up on Twitter to reply automatically, where you see 100 messages a minute and it's basically the same few replies, despite of whatever is being asked of it.
 
Law said:
Next Norm/11 we can release a novelty Rick-themed cookbook with recipes for tacos, pork, well-done filet mignon, peppers in a jar, a pineapple, Chubby's Cheesesteaks, fat-washed bourbon, fat-washed fat, key lime pie, free-range pepperoni, un-trimmed green beans with gas station almonds, and a variety of burger recipes from Hooligans Super Bar and cocktails from that resort he went to when he chucked his phone into the sea.
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Jeff Gazetti said:
This dude low key kinda looks like Kirk. From the chubby neck to whatever he’s doing with his hair.
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They are in no way comparable. Charlie Kirk loved his daughters and was an active force for good in their lives. Fat Rick threatened to kill his daughter and lost custody of her to a man with a dick like a Pringles can.
 
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